Willie B's Stupid Stories

Man was worried about the Repo Man.  So He made a Fake Bomb for his Front Seat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Governor Saves Man's life during a Lobster eating Contest.  Man keeps on Eating.  Also, convenience store worker assaults customer for taking too much nacho Cheese. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man Mails himself to his Ex-Girlfriends house to get his stuff back.  Also, don't keep your guns in the Oven. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Co-Workers went to the mountains to climb a 14er.  They left someone behind. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Neighbor puts up a sign saying that the people next door like Butt Stuff See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man gets his jaw broken for playing the wrong songs on the JukeBox See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man gets arrested for impersonating a Pizzeria. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman, high on Pink Cocaine and claiming to be from the future, causes a car accident.  Plus we have an assault using Raviolis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Indian Man gets arrested for Cooking and Eating a Peacock. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Truth is coming out about how RayGun got into the Olympics for Breakdancing See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman gets arrested for sharing her "All You Can Eat" meal at Applebees. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two Brothers go to the Hospital after Knife vs Sword fight breaks out. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A couple decided that An Owl should be a Ring Bearer.  The Owl flew off with the Rings. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Family gets into a massive brawl over how to season some chicken. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fords in the Future will be snitching on your driving.  And everyone around you too. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Colorado HOA called the Cops on a couple of kids trying to sell lemonaid. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Couple Dine and Dashes from a steakhouse; Lady has to go back to get her purse, and causes a scene See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Beware the Hugging Bandit.  She'll steal your chain when she goes in for a hug. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Colorado Woman might have sung the worst National Anthem Ever.  Also, Columbia has too much Cocaine! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How many times can you expose yourself in the Walmart Parking Lot before police are called? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dealership Employee took a $100,000 Car in for repair out for a Joy Ride and Wrecked it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An old wishing well is now taking touchless donations See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There was a UFO Spotted at Red Rocks! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you like to live upstairs from a Costco? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Convenience Store Left a Closed sign that Said "Be Back in 30 Minutes, Closed for SEX" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.