Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama

Hello everybody today we talk about Viking slumber parties, how Netflix ruins tv shows, tips for finding a job, David Harbour and Lilly Allen, and why peaking in high school is ideal. Call/text 347-566-9741 to ask a question or to share a cringe thing that happened to you recently.

Hello everybody, today we’re talking about showing up for your friends, a blue chew ad playing loudly during a party, guys who are obsessed with survival, and the joy of eating a bad sandwich.  Call/text 347-566-9741 to ask a question or to share a cringe thing that happened to you recently.

Call/text 347-566-9741 to ask a question or to share a cringe thing that happened to you recently. Hello everybody. Today I discuss the need to teach social skills, how many people wipe sitting down vs standing up, stopping a robbery, and we follow up with the guy who kissed his girlfriend’s best friend’s boyfriend.

Call/text 347-566-9741 to ask a question or to share a cringe thing that happened to you recently. Hello everybody. Today we're talking about getting robbed on FB marketplace, how long it would take to sail to Italy from NYC, a service dog that was stolen in Chicago, and the origins of the phrase “6...7!” Remember to rate and review and send in a submission. Thanks!

Call 347-566-9741 to leave a voicemail for some advice or your take on a recent topic Hello everybody. Today we're talking about the backlash to Taylor Swift’s bad album, my volunteering experience, the movie Trainspotting, and having an unripe banana brain. We also help a caller decide how to deal with overbearing DIY parents and follow up on a cringe submission. Thanks for listening and reme...

Call 347-566-9741 to leave a voicemail for some advice or your take on a recent topic Hello everybody. Today we're talking about my RV trip to Maine, getting too many birthday texts, the Charlie Sheen documentary, and people who hate on Greta Thunberg. Thanks for listening and remember to rate and review!

Call 347-566-9741 to leave a voicemail and I’ll solve your problems What’s up everyone, today we’re under a bridge in Astoria park and we’re talking about good drama at parties, how orange wine is made, how to deal with a listener’s loud neighbors, and a cringe submission from a Metro North conductor. Have a great week!

Call 347-566-9741 to leave a voicemail and I’ll solve your problems Hello everyone. Today I’m back in the wild, specifically at Lehman College in the Bronx! I answer a submission about competing with your ex in the dating world, talk about peak boyhood, and go over my week. Enjoy!

Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice! Wassup everyone. Today we take some calls and discuss Snapchat as a dating app, biking with Birkenstocks on, Zohran benching 135, using the term “gay” in 2025 and a voicemail my uncle left my dad after seeing Weapons. 

Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice! Wassup everyone. Today we’re back in my bedroom studio to take some calls and talk about wood chucks, how everyone is getting the main theme of “Weapons” wrong, and Snoop Dogg not understanding how two women can have a baby.   Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!

Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice! Wassup guys. I’m coming straight to you from Hyde Park on another ep of Anyway So: Touching Grass edition. I talk about performative men, partying with hicks, British pigeons, and floundering a bit in your 30s.  Remember to hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week or ask for advi...

Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice! what's up everyone. I drove to Montauk and recorded this in my friend's guest room on a different mic. I talk about the things that make a summer successful, whether Ozzy actually bit the head off a live bat, and tea bag pillows. Remember to hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you...

Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice! what's up everyone. Sorry for the sound quality on this one with the sirens and background noise…I thought recording outside would be a nice change and instead it was a nightmare for audio quality :). This week we're talking about the American Eagle controversy, reading fire quotes from Eleanor Roosevelt, finding out LBJ named his hog “j...

Call 347-566-9741 to leave a message with your story or ask for advice! REMEMBER to sub to the new feed. Not sure how much longer I'll be posting here. what's up. This week we're talking about the Astronomer CEO fiasco and his fake apology, Cardi B getting heated over someone saying her BBL smells (which is nuts), and people who call themselves "grammar nazis" like it's a personality trait. Plus w...

Hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this past week! what's up. This week I'm talking about my trip to Buc-ee's and why it is peak American culture, that wild Poop Cruise documentary on Netflix, and proper gym etiquette when someone asks how many set's you have left. Also I talk about some random social anxiety I have as per usua...

Call 347-566-9741 to leave a message with your story or ask for advice! What's up. This week I talk the F1 movie, overcoming social anxiety and embarrassing situations with a fool proof plan and the obsessions with Labubu dolls. Hit the line at 347-566-9741 with your questions or stories!

Today I discuss everything that went into my attempt at hiking the second largest volcano in Ecuador, Cotopaxi. I give advice for anyone who wants to attempt the climb and explain why we couldn't make it to the top.  347-566-9741  You can now CALL the show and leave a message asking for advice or telling me a cute little story.  347-566-9741 

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What's up. I saw Mission Impossible and talk about why Tom Cruise rules. I also get into the origins of the "My Shayla" meme and Glorilla's nose job. Remember to subscribe to the actual "Anyway, So..." feed! Have a good day, luv u.

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☎️ CALL US @ 929 525-5332 ☎️. Usama and Dylan immediately open the show with a call from Allie who quickly explains the Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber drama. Then she asks about whether every boyfriend has a Selena in his past and what to do when her boyfriend brings up an ex. Later Ken calls to ask about whether he should let a new girl move in who lost her apartment or just date a homeless perso...

☎️ CALL US @ 929 525-5332 ☎️. Today the boys open up taking a live update from Winnie on the mountains. Then we listen to a follow up from Julia about the man who decided to drop everything in an instant. Later Vishali calls in to discuss whether they should mess with a man’s emotions and how men can sense when you’re moving on. Plus Kelsey asks if the women should wait for the man to reach out af...

Lily is filling in for Usama to catch everyone up on her life, ChatGPT, whether it's legal to have sex with a corpse, and much more!

☎️ CALL US @ 929 525-5332 ☎️. Usama starts the podcast off solo and talks to Fonz about the Super Bowl until Dylan walks in late from work. Then the guys discuss a listener's question about whether to "DTR" with a guy she's been seeing and how to casually do it. They also help a listener decide whether it's a big deal that his future wife doesn't want to take his name. And finally they hear about...

☎️ CALL US @ 929 525-5332 ☎️. Today Dylan and Usama help caller Mr. K gain some confidence dating as a new immigrant from India to Canada. Then they try to explain listener Julia’s question of why it seems “easier” for men to cut ties. Plus they review a hinge profile from Ivy 📧 EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: whydoguyspodcast@gmail.com 📧 __________________________________________________...