Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee
Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama
Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee, two NYC comedians and best bros, talk dating with lots of jokes and a bit of mainsplaining. They answer frequently asked questions women have, such as: Why do guys ghost? Why do guys have a fear of commitment? Whats the best kind of booty call? With love and hilarity they answer these FAQs from listeners with stories from their own eventful dating lives. Email whydoguyspodcast@gmail.com to submit questions or Hinge profiles to be reviewed!
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Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee
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Latest episode
Nov 17, 2025
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Episodes
Dating Power Dynamics | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee Ep. 34 06.02.2023 54:57
☎️ CALL US @ 929 525-5332 ☎️. Today Dylan and Usama discuss a recent dating fiasco with their comedian friend and how it relates to the dating power dynamic. Then they go over the size and scope of the mongol empire, Dylan trying to learn tiktok dances, and never finishing a book fully. Plus they review a hinge profile from Hanna. 📧 EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: whydoguyspodcast@gmail.co...
Calcified Breast Implants?! | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee Ep. 31 29.01.2023 45:20
The guys are back this week to discuss their new years resolutions failing, buccal fat removal, the "egg shell" breast implant syndrome, and a speed round of questions. Plus they go over Ishan's hinge profile. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: whydoguyspodcast@gmail.com ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________...
Surviving A Volcanic Eruption | Why Do Guys...? with Usama Siddiquee and Dylan Palladino Ep. 33 29.01.2023 48:59
☎️ CALL US @ 929 525-5332 ☎️. Today Dylan and Usama get a call from Mr. XYZ and help him gain some dating confidence. Then they go over making physical contact with a woman during a date, try to listen to a fan submitted audio recording, discuss the science of volcanic eruptions, and the best way to survive an eruption if you're on an island. Plus they review a hinge profile from Camille. E...
Our First Live Calls! | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee Ep. 32 22.01.2023 55:03
Today Dylan and Usama take their first ever live calls at (929) 525-5332! Then they go over a question from Winnie about dating in your 40s, how many different New Jersey cities have Native American names, and the difference between cows and bison. Plus they review a hinge profile from Rosetti. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: whydoguyspodcast@gmail.com _____________________________________...
When She Won't Pay | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama Ep. 30 08.01.2023 56:00
What's up ladies and gentlemen. It's MILFS now...but we don't have the artwork yet. Still send in those hinge profiles and general questions. Today we go over an anonymous question about a listener's girlfriend who won't pay for the fitbit that she broke. Plus we go over how to waist band it when you get a random battering ram and two hinge profiles! MAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: whydoguys...
Embarrassing A Heckler | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee Ep. 29 18.12.2022 51:42
Today Dylan and Usama talk about the one time Usama said "I love you" to his dad, a heckler at the show they performed on the night earlier, and being too grateful in the moment. Plus they review an updated hinge profile from Kirsten and go in depth on William's submission. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: whydoguyspodcast@gmail.com _____________________________________________________...
#28 Dating In Church | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee 11.12.2022 48:19
Today Dylan and Usama discuss a fan question about how to start dating, the origin of words such as " that's cap" and "punch," and go over hinges from Nikita and Nash. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: whydoguyspodcast@gmail.com ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Dylan here: Instagram: https://www.i...
#27 Circumsized For Your GF? | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee 04.12.2022 45:59
Welcome back to Why Do Guys! Today Dylan and Usama discuss a WILD fan question about getting circumsied for their girlfriend. Plus they learn about the death practices of Zoroastrians, what famous comedians have put on their tombstones, and review hinge profiles from Samantha and Allison. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: whydoguyspodcast@gmail.com ____________________________________________...
#26 First Date Pet Peeves | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee 27.11.2022 57:02
Dylan and Usama discuss the worst things to do on first dates, GIFS being cringe, Gen Z hating on Millenials and Hinge profiles from Kirsten, and Jessie. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: whydoguyspodcast@gmail.com ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Dylan here: Instagram: https://www.ins...
#25 Learning New Chinese Words | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee 20.11.2022 52:54
Dylan and Usama learn some new mandarin words, talk about their celebrity top five and review Ali, Rowan, and Marina's hinge profiles. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: whydoguyspodcast@gmail.com ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Dylan here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dy...
#19 Caroline Baniewicz | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee 20.11.2022 1:07:17
Welcome back to the greatest sex, dating, and JOKES (?!) podcast you've ever heard, hosted by comedians and best boys, Dylan and Usama. Usama is out once again so Dylan is joined by comedian Caroline Baniewicz (@carolinebaniewicz) to discuss how to pronounce her last name, fake ad reads and advice for someone who was "ghosted." Then they go over a hinge profile from Brittany. EMAIL QUESTIONS...
#20 Big Mikes and British Colonialism | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee 20.11.2022 1:04:10
Welcome back to the greatest sex, dating, and JOKES (?!) podcast you've ever heard, hosted by comedians and best boys, Dylan and Usama. Usama is back to ask Dylan why he's mad at him and why he's wearing sunglasses. Then Dylan discusses the history of the Big Mike banana, they question whether farmers jack off bulls, and Usama explains the colonizing strategy of the British in India. Finally they...
#24 Boyfriend D*ck | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and where is Usama Siddiquee 13.11.2022 44:34
Usama is missing. Dylan goes over some hinges, his plans for a wedding in Jamaica this weekend, and how he found out he has BFD. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: whydoguyspodcast@gmail.com ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Dylan here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladin...
#23 He's Just A D*ck | Why Do Guys...? With Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee 06.11.2022 1:02:09
Dylan and Usama go over some listener emails and a few Hinges. Plus they discuss why Indian guys say "bloody" so much. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: whydoguyspodcast@gmail.com ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Dylan here: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dylanjpalladino/?hl=en&n...
#22 Lili Michelle | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee 30.10.2022 1:06:58
Dylan is joined by Lili Michelle (@lilsmichelle) to talk about the beginnings of the Iranian Revolution, whether they have a deviated septum, being sexually awakened by Galaxy Quest and then they review Cameron’s new hinge profile. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: whydoguyspodcast@gmail.com ______________________________________________________________________________________________________...
#21 Successfully Apologizing To Her | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee 23.10.2022 1:00:33
Dylan and Usama are back to discusses a "ghosting" story from Karina, the richest man in India, a bad ass bird from Japan, and a review of Kristi's new Hinge profile! EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: whydoguyspodcast@gmail.com ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Dylan here: Instagram: ht...
#18 Elle Orlando | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee 03.10.2022 55:11
Welcome back to the greatest sex, dating, and JOKES (?!) podcast you've ever heard, hosted by comedians and best boys, Dylan and Usama. Today the Usama is out of town so Dylan is joined by comedian Elle Orlando (@_elleorlando_) to discuss wedding bands, how to approach her on the street and a very strange public interaction. Plus they go over a hinge profile from Sarah. EMAIL QUESTIONS AND H...
#17 Breadcrumbing on Cash Cab | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee 25.09.2022 57:04
Welcome back to the greatest sex, dating, and JOKES (?!) podcast you've ever heard, hosted by comedians and best boys, Dylan and Usama. Today the boys talk about bread-crumbing, Usama's episode of Cash Cab, the anatomy of the cell, and much more! #trendingnow #dating #datingadvice #indian #science EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: whydoguyspodcast@gmail.com _____________________________...
Dylan's Hot Dad | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee 19.09.2022 1:05:55
Welcome back to the greatest sex, dating, and jokes podcast you've ever heard, hosted by comedians and best boys, Dylan and Usama. Today Dylan and Usama discuss Dylan's boring Dumbo house story, Cameron's hinge profile, the monster hybrid in Alien 3, and Dylan's hot dad. #trendingnow #dating #datingadvice #indian #india EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: whydoguyspodcast@gmail.com...
Testing Usama's Sexuality | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee 11.09.2022 1:07:24
Welcome back to the greatest sex and dating podcast you've ever heard, hosted by comedians and best boys, Dylan and Usama. Today Dylan and Usama are back together to discuss Dylan’s girlfriend trying to steal, Usama’s first kiss with a man, Dylan being assaulted in a kitchen and two Hinge profiles from Kacy and Angel . #trendingnow #dating #datingadvice #indian #india EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HIN...
Kaneez Surka | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee 05.09.2022 1:13:45
Welcome back to Why Do Guys...? The greatest sex and dating podcast you've ever head, hosted by comedians and best boys, Dylan and Usama. Today is joined by Kaneez Surka, comedian and podcaster. Find her on Youtube and Instagram @kaneezsurka #trendingnow #dating #datingadvice #indian #india #kaneez EMAIL QUESTIONS AND HINGE PROFILES TO: whydoguyspodcast@gmail.com ____________________________...
Maddy Smith | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee 28.08.2022 56:26
Welcome back to Why Do Guys...? the ONLY sex and dating podcast hosted from a man's perspective. Today Dylan and Usama are joined by comedian Maddy Smith from Wild n’ Out and That Time Of The Week. They get into hooking up while on the road, seeing red flags in your partner, and go over listener Isak's hinge profile. Follow Maddy at: @somaddysmith #trendingnow #dating #datingadvice EMAIL QUESTIONS...
Relationship Office Hours | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee 21.08.2022 1:02:25
Welcome back to Why Do Guys...? the ONLY sex and dating podcast hosted from a man's perspective. Usama is back after his injury to discuss the fallout and how he's recovering so far. He and Dylan also discuss some recent issues they've run into with women and what they've learned from them. Plus Dylan wonder's why all the women in his life bring up problems late at night, a potential solution to t...
Visiting Transylvania | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee 14.08.2022 1:05:36
Welcome back to Why Do Guys...? the ONLY sex and dating podcast hosted from a man's perspective. Usama pulled his hamstring because he’s 123 years old so Dylan is trying out a solo episode. He discusses talking about your sexual past with a partner, Pete Davidson and Martha Stewart, 10 tips for visiting Transylvania and much more. REMEMBER to send in potential ex's for us to call out for being dou...
Summer Flings | Why Do Guys...? with Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee 07.08.2022 1:18:40
Welcome back to Why Do Guys...? the podcast. The ONLY dating and sex podcast from a guy's perspective, featuring comedians Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee. We're halfway through summer so Dylan and Usama discuss summer flings and their best experiences with them. Who is the best person to have them with, how should you test if it's getting more serious, and how to successfully dismount. Plus t...
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