Who's On Call?

Moving! We all hate it and especially when we feel obligated to help a friend move! Rick contracts the guys to help him move. Rich wants no ones help moving and Alvaro can't stay in one place! We also like to thank everyone who has been tuning in and sharing our Pod! Much Love!

We talk thieves! Personal or at the job, we recount stories of amateur and pro Robin Hoods. Alvaro sees a man die in front of his eyes. Rich stalks and sharpens his profiling at the 99. And Rick elaborates on the reason he knocked out the douche dad

Our buddy Tom drops by and he brings us a friend, James! Tom and James are partners EMT/Firefighters and so naturally we ask them what's the worst call you've been on? It's gets kind of hectic with the 5 of us in one room but dammit if we didn't have a blast! "My pocket knife has seen some messed up stuff!" Another white dude renames Alvaro. Debilitating ingrown private hairs. Proud members of the...

We recount the times when we were just another crappy resident. Again Rich tells us more than we needed to know about him. Rick doesn't know how currency works. "Moss only grows in the Ghetto. We introduce a new segment. "After you fuck it up.

We welcome our homie Allen to the show again! We have all had to repair a door that has been busted through by cops! We tell stories of our run ins with the law at our properties and personally. Also apartment courtesy officers, the good and the bad. How many times does Alvaro have to dump his backpack out before he's found innocent? "Drunk people doing drunk things." Viva Las Vegas!

The convenient truth of telling lies at work. Our make ready got into a head on collision with a resident. SUV vs. golf cart. Rick knows nothing about ml movies. He thinks that Demolition man sounds like a space movie. Alvaro had a pet pig. We encourage every male listener to touch their nuts!

Heater calls are upon us and we're here to answer the call! We ask the the question you all wanna know. Would you rather have a tramp stamp or a face tattoo? Always the chambelan and never the Quinceanera. Alvaro and his brother have code phrases, "Yo bro. Back to Back?" Rich uses Smart out of context. We all remember little homies stickers. "Why the fuck are you so hairless!?"

Our homie Cameron Bostet swings by and we chat about bmx, jobs, and watching men pee. Rich never looks both ways while crossing the street on roller blades. Alvaro and Cam find out they share ink from a mutual friend. Rick brings up useless facts about sex with manatees. #themoreyouknow

Long weekends, heavy drinking, drunks fighting and having to defend your girls honor because if it. This is how we start our conversation into property take overs in this episode! Rich tells us about his first due diligence walk and the top notch staff that property has! We talk about our experiences coming into new properties after a take over. Also how we deal with the headaches the previous tea...

We welcome our homie Derrick Glasper to the show. Derrick is an entrepreneur by day and a motivator by 24/7! His company Green One is an Austin based carpet cleaning company looking to expand into other Texas cities. Also he is in the works to diversify his cleaning portfolio to include house keeping. Alvaro says,"Don't waste your energy in your 20's. Save them for when you're 30." Morning meeting...

Our buddy Chris joins the podcast. He's a man of many hats. Realtor, podcaster, father, Pitt Bull look alike. At 21 you lose your ability to see ghost. Speed has a plot twist where Keanu sees dead people. We learn about spirit cooking, astral projection, and chariots of fire. Rich knows that when he dies and we're not there, he'll be okay and will make friends immediately. No matter where he ends...

Of course at the start of the show Rich gets an emergency call! Alvaro would do anything for AC, that includes sucking an eggplant emoji! Rich doesn't know the proper way to use the phrase catch 22. Rich confronts the kid who stole his drill.

On this episode we call out old leasing agents. We feel it's an easy relationship to uphold but it's also very easy to rip apart. Alvaro says he'll do anything for AC. Rick now knows how to purchase drugs. Rich keeps on keeping on being Rich.

We welcome our buddy Allen to the show.  Allen was a leasing consultant but was recently promoted to Assistant Property Manager!  Please excuse Rich for eating at the start of the episode.  Of course we're all over the map on this one but one thing that keeps coming up is Allen is Half Jewish and Half Mexican.  So we pry into that and his upbringing. Don't mess with Guero when he's on the grill.  ...

Anything Alvaro tells us, it's more than likely coming from Student Housing.  Rick doesn't know the difference between Silent Hill and Showgirls.  Sometimes it pays to be and idiot.  There's a few conspiracy theories that Rick will entertain, but Flat Earth isn't one of them.  Of course the assistant gets the Shit jobs.  There's so much in this episode that doesn't pertain to the episode. Enjoy

Our buddy Rob Johnson Swanson joins us to discuss what he does as Land Management for the State.  Rich has a taste of how Brad Pitt feels like in public.  Alvaro is glad he didn't go blind after tasting Rob's homemade wine/cider.  Awkward Sushi aisle boners.

On this episode we are joined by our Executive Producer Ana Constancio. We recap stories of walking in on residents pleasuring themselves and the "toys" we've found. We drop knowledge about duck vaginas and cat penises to Alvaro.  Ana mentions sex toys on her wish list.  Our friend Tom phones in and retells a story of his run in with A Catholic Bishop watching some not so catholic porn.  70's porn...

On this episode we touch upon residents and their lack of pet owner responsibilities.  A new vocabulary word is introduced to Alvaro, Toxoplasmosis.  We dissect a Philadelphia word.  Jawn.  The results of the Chuck and Chucked poll is still a touchy subject for some.  "Who rocks their own merch!?  Lame." 

Rich answers an emergency/non emergency call to start the show. "It's burnt honey, just leave it."  Alvaro and his brother would compare their V's.  All Richs' mom makes is weenie con huevo.  Rick can snap his finger to keep his dog and kids in check. Also, he uses gun gestures with no experience of firing a real gun

We welcome our friend James to the podcast.  He works as an assistant property manager and we ask him questions the only way we know how.  Rich uses woodworking as a euphemism.  Alvaro has scars on his ass.  Rent is like Debo.  Alvaro laughs at todo lists.  And we're patiently waiting for that unfitted glove emoji

What's the difference between a writ and being homeless? Homeless are respected. Homeless dudes doing homeless things. What's rufalin? We ask the proper way to say chuck it? Kung Fu Carlos makes another appearance. And the moment the homeless discovered fire. The word Rick was searching for was "generous"

This episode is dedicated to those resident who just need to Move! Always complaining, always writing bad reviews, and will never be satisfied.  They are why we drink.

Vendors are our lifeline in times of need. Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe s#!+. But in order to get the job done we're going to need their help. We talk about the good, the bad, and the unworthy

On this episode we mostly talk about spoiled and demanding kids/residents.  Those residents that are in their first apt and have mommy and daddy pay for everything.   Also we introduce new segments to the show. "A word from our residents" and "Before you break it" 

We are joined by our friend Tom.  He speaks upon being On Call as a Firefighter/Paramedic. Tongue rings, suicide, and Sour Oreos. We cover many subjects in this episode. Enjoy!