Who's On Call?

Guns! Pew pew pew! We share stories of bullet holes to our arsenal of firearms. Which is pretty Rich's newly purchased gun and Rick's wife's .22. We also open the lines for callers! And in true WOC fashion it disappoints!

Este Vato and Bidi Bidi Band's bassist, Rocky Reyna joins the show.  We quiz him on how it was growing up in Hebbronville, Tx.  And what brought him to Austin?  Also the chances of Este Vato reuniting for another show.  Rich longs to get punched in the face. Rick is comfortable sharing a bed with another shirtless man. Alvaro tries to instigate a fight between Rick and Rich the...

On this weeks episode. We start things off by welcoming our friend and top fan, ashley. what really pulls at our hearts strings having her on is that she IS the shitty resident we all love to hate. We talk about her complaints with maintenance and the complaints maintenance has with her. Rick witnesses the love in Richard's eyes for him slip away as the two nerd birds Ashley and Rich discuss comic...

On this weeks episode, we talk you guys about the heat here in texas but, before we do that, we jump in to some other subjects from unicorn residents who can fix their own shit, what size head phones are appropriate while working. Alvaro has to walk down the tunnels of hell in order to fix a leak. Rick and Rich fill us in on what makes them such an incredible maintenance team. The tamale lady hunt...

We pay our respect to George Floyd and others who have fallen victim to abuse of power on this episode. We aslo catch up with what's going on at our properties

Rick's oldest brother Jose joins us for our one year anniversary. He shows us that there's the text book way to work on an ac and there's how the pros do it. Richards mom shows exactly where Richard gets it from. Alvaro is always looking out for his little brother! Rick's dad once again shows us why he wins father of the year

We catch you guys up on our work load week that never seems to get any easier.  Rich teaches the masterful ways of avoiding residents. Rick gets bullied about his age, his electric bills, and we test the limits of his internet searches.  We fact check if Hitler was into anime porn.  Alvaro confuses a leaking toilet for a working a/c. We end it like a typical Maintenance work week where if anything...

We welcome our friend back from Hawaii. Frankie Castillo has been managing properties in all the 5 corners of the USA! His adventures of living on an island and enjoying the simpler life that most only dream of.  Rich and Apolinar talk about their recent fasting challenge in solidarity with their make ready.  Alvaro hopes to win over Rick's dad's affection. Grab a coconut, put it to your ear, and...

This is a compilation of clips from our earliest episodes. 

Big thanks to Whitestone Brewery for suppling the beers for this episode!  Our homie Derrick of Green One services drops by to chat.  We ask him what changes he's made since the lockdown. And if he thinks he got Corona back in December?  Rich chokes on water. Rick chokes on powder aspirin. And Alvaro gets called out for his lack of body hair.

If you're feeling down in the dumps...this is the episode for you! Laugh at our near misses regarding pooping ourselves in public places. We let you in on what Keto Rise is all about. We also learn the terms updog and worming

On this weeks episode we catch up on what all we've been doing with ourselves during this time of distancing. From drinking to new hobbies. We find that drinking is easier to perfect. Rick and Rich get annoyed by kids out of school on thier property. Alvaro deals with the "essential" world outside and then gets lost in Rick and Richards video game nonsense.

Ana joins us again to converse more about the COVID-19 outbreak. We bring up hard hitting questions like, what's been your favorite meme so far? And who has the best burger? We do give a huge shout out to local businesses going above and beyond in our time of quarantine! We appreciate all you essential employees out there! Keep your heads up! This too shall pass

We're not doctors, but our medical opinions on the recent covid-19 outbreak is sure as hell something to consider in these trying times. We speak comforting words of wisdom and healing. We discuss how most maintenance staff out there will surely survive this trying time because lord knows we've seen worse. Today. Right now. They're standing in it...I'm sure. Tune in and keep that ass clean.

We welcome our brother Rob again to give us an update on how his Exotic game ranch is going. He also informs us of his son entering the mutton busting competition at the Austin rodeo. We recorded this episode before the city of Austin decided to cancel the Rodeo and other social gatherings. It's been a hectic couple of months! We hope everyone is safe, healthy, and doing well!

Our homie Jose Najar of Najar Media joins us on this episode. We get into how he started and where he wants to take his company. Rich's brain assimilates things stupidly. Alvaro recounts his live nude sketch sessions. Richard pops his racial cherry. And we agree Mexico was our Disneyland

The follies of our childish ways keep haunting us. We deserve everything that comes to us. The good, but mostly the bad. Alvaro tries to revive beans. Rick has his first service calls from his rental. Rich gives us more insight on why he is who we thought he was.

We are joined by our homie Beau Bastian of Dixie Carpet. From Louisiana to the Heart of Texas Beau has had quite a story to tell. Flooring Spanish is a thing. We feel UFC fighters should train knee strikes by replacing carpets. If Rich becomes a ghost he's going to be an even bigger troll. Rick explains why his prelude was wreaked for the sake of good.

Our buddy Amos drops by to chat. He is a accounts manager Surface Connection. Jack of many trades and all around great guy! Rich gets told to shut up on many occasions. Alvaro's R is always a distraction. Rick finally gets a movie reference.

We are joined by our friend Anthony Gonzales of Premium Cuts. Founded in 1983 they have been a staple in the Austin community both in the Residential and Commercial industry. Being the son of an immigrant is tough but it all pays off. Hopefully. Someday. Soon. In our lifetime, we hope. Cannabis and it's legalization joins the conversation too. As well as being a lifeguard in the ghetto

Alvaro is back on call and is reminded of why he left. We find out what makes Rich really squirm. Football talk! Rick wakes up with sweaty feet

Richard gets necessarily violated, Alvins hat needs to go corporate or go home, Richard is too fat to ride any roller coaster. We continue to get defeated by the mold monster.

On this very special episode we talk sports! We remember Kobe Bryant and his impact on us and the world. Also we discuss the Filmography and impact that Nicolas Cage had on us growing up. Finally we talk Super Bowl and give our predictions

3 grown men locked in a room. A steamy, humid, well lit room. We start with a trip down poor kids memory lane. Sadie Hawkins and Rich are star crossed lovers. Alvaro is named Mayor of Poortopia. Rick doesn't want to be labeled as a thief. We do end up talking about work orders.

The right tool for the man is most of the battle. Can't use a skillet on finishing nails for trim. Unless you're Richard! Shout out to the tools that make life easier