Who's On Call?

We're not criminals here 22.06.2026 2:07:12 ↓

Alvaro calls in sick and our friend Cameron picks up his shift

Waiting for Alvaro to grow up 08.06.2026 50:16 ↓

We talk about work slumps, vacations, and pooping on the street. If you or someone you know needs any maintenance done in their house we are offering our services.

That's when I left the group chat 11.05.2026 1:09:06 ↓

We're back! Alvaro is back! Thor is back!

I knew the food was going to be good cause she had an attitude 20.04.2026 1:56:05 ↓

Rich has a B.O. malfunction. Alvaro goes comando. And Rick tolorates Ben Stiller

Laziness becomes art 13.04.2026 1:19:24 ↓

Rich has his own conflict with Venezuela. Alvaro runs into his people while in Oklahoma. And Rick puts a hard stop to a hard start

Rich comes out 30.03.2026 2:22:14 ↓

We crack open the Bible with our buddy Chris. We share our testimonies and we discuss ways of being of service

I'm a liability everywhere 23.03.2026 53:28 ↓

Alvaro rolls the dice on red barbacoa. Rich's wife thinks pooping is a team sport. And Rick shows off his google research skills

Dammit. He has access to my unit 02.03.2026 1:19:21 ↓

We're tired and irritated from the work week and it's only Wednesday. And if I have to choose between you an our dog, You ain't it

Loving everybody is a bitch! 23.02.2026 1:28:56 ↓

Rich tells us about his went in Las Vegas. We discuss what it would be like to own and manage an apartment complex with rotating positions. And Alvaro has busted teeth.

Caulksaver 09.02.2026 1:52:10 ↓

Welcome

It's a little taboo but it's fun 02.02.2026 1:39:34 ↓

We talk about the ice storm and how black women hate farts

Something with magic 20.01.2026 1:45:32 ↓

We are joined by our homie Jose of Najar media and musician Katie Tropp

These sound like excuses to you? 12.01.2026 1:28:19 ↓

Happy New Year!

Don't sh*t yourself but relax 15.12.2025 1:49:40 ↓

Ron Johnson Swanson joins us this episode. Alvaro was running late until he called in. At least is wasn't another on call, no show

She doesn't even do maintenance 08.12.2025 1:49:04 ↓

Rich and Rick discuss the Candace assassination attempt. Ebony expects the world of Rich. And we have maintenance peppered throughout the episode

I know we're the cheapest option 24.11.2025 1:51:30 ↓

Najar joins us to talk about his current and upcoming projects

You're just another Pepe to him 17.11.2025 1:12:28 ↓

Words

Fart around and find out 10.11.2025 1:26:24 ↓

We celebrate Rich's birthday dinner. Rich also reminds us of why you shouldn't argue with your wife or women in general. Alvaro catches us up with his new flooring adventures and that the end of the world is just one fart away

Maintenance Ju Jitsu 13.10.2025 1:17:10 ↓

We scheme on how to make extra cash. Maintenance is a bitch and sugar is a son of a bitch

We all died in the bus 06.10.2025 1:42:05 ↓

Ricks Este Vato bandmate Frank Ramirez joins the show. We recount stories from the the road. We try to talk Alvaro into getting furniture for his new pad

We're still at zero 29.09.2025 2:14:22 ↓

Alvaro is absent as we are joined by Ron Johnson Swanson.

Every screw counts 21.09.2025 1:27:51 ↓

Rick puts on his tinfoil hat. We get an update from Daniel Martinez. And we go further down the rabbit hole

Kum and Stay 15.09.2025 1:21:21 ↓

Rich has a run in with an entity. Alvaro rehouse his chickens. And we preview Monkey Man on Netflix

I look friendly and you're too close 01.09.2025 1:49:27 ↓

Rich force-feeds a homeless man. Alvaro continues the good fight out in the maintenance world. And maintenance went from felling worthless to being worthless

It's nothing cause no one created it 18.08.2025 1:39:48 ↓

Musician Haydn Vitera joins us on this episode. We discuss the Austin music scene then and now. And when Haydn performed on stage with Stevie Wonder. Be sure to check out Mariachi Rock Revolution and support your local artists