Wholesome Addiction - Sexuality, Relationships, and Adult Entertainment.

So we are a victim of scheduling this week so several things happened at once. Sean was out because of work scheduling and Beef and Jake rose the occasion to knock out a cast being the heroes that they are. 

We have a full cast plus guest SP this week to describe what we got up to during the meetup in Indy a few weeks ago. 

We are actually on location in Indy this week if everything goes well so we recorded this cast ahead of time. We only do it because we love you, well, you, Ripley, and Sarah Conner. 

Come children and hear how the bandicoot crashes. We also tackle little men in canoes and plastic surgery. We almost could be accused of staying on topic. I know it could clever ruse and we run off the rails the entire but you'll have to take that chance!

We have Beef and Rita back this week from their world tour and get right down to business doing some listener letters. Okay, so when I say right down to business I mean after some Waffle House talk and various other things. But after that, we brushed our teeth and it was straight to bed with us mister!

Greetings programs, it's just Jake and Sean holding down the fort this week and all I can say is thank the sexy heavens for Bond Girls. Also, we actually do get through quite a few news items - well for us anyway. Somewhere between 2 and 100, I'll let you guess what the number is.

Oh yeah guys, Diddy is going to jail is going to stay in jail unless he gets the same dream team level of lawyers that OJ got. Even so, we are pretty sure that dude has seen his last time as a free man. 

Sean is out this week and Beef is in charge - may all that's unholy help us. So this week we have a great chat about slaps to the face and how to talk to your partner about porn amongst a host of other related topics because Beef is here steering the ship as it were.

Beef is not here so we found out that Rita is also a member of ramblers anonymous. If you didn't know, now ya know. 

We are so excited to talk to the tiny powerhouse that is Haley Spades! She's effervescent and as fun a guest as you could ever expect to have. Join us as we trip the rift with Haley and hear about her life starting out as a dancer in New Orleans and moving on to being a full-on adult performer!

I can't remember what we did in this cast but it is a cast! Honestly I edited this a week ago and didn't make any notes because I suck. But on the other hand its a cast!

We often wonder what the generations down the line are going to be working with when it comes to snuggle time and human relationships. In this episode we cover a lot of ground from Rosie the robot to the chances that half of France will be from pole-vaulting animal in the future.

Recon Rita is in the house not only to help with some Urban Dictionary theatre but also to run down some news with us. Beef and Sean do their normal act of appearing almost human. 

So amongst talk of otter girls and Russian bullets we have a man. This man put an eel somewhere he shouldn't have and then plugged up the entrance. The eel felt he had no choice and began to try and find a way out. Yep, its what you think it is. 

This week out we cover a multitude of topics from suits of BDSM infamy to mags that have survived the wilds for decades. Yep, a pretty rounded cast all in all. 

You know its going to be a fun cast when we open up the mailbag and ponies are there again. I mean, it is Jake's favorite after all. It's right up there with sounding for Beef. Whatever it is we can't get enough. Okay, that's not true, Beef, Jake, and Abby have had their fill I suppose. 

This week we are vegan but back in the saddle. While Beef is out living his best life discovering old buildings and what is left inside them Jake and Sean test Abby's patience by doing our typical musings on found-forest-mags and life in general.

Today our friend SP gave us a great gift! We have always wanted a greatest hits show but that would take so much time to put together that it is almost impossible. Enter our friend SP who shouldered the task. For weeks and possibly months he combed through the first ten episodes of Wholesome Addiction stitched it together for us then had our resident succubus-at-large - Laila - host it for us. Ple...

This week we were out and Abby took up the mantle and decided that will not stand - so she read you guys a story. It is awesome!

This week we are joined by one of THE most fun guests we've had in a while! Dahlia is Dopey joins us and is incredible from the word go. Not only does she deliver with Beef in their love of horror movies but she is a full-on geek like us! We love her and we bet you will too!

Sometimes we forget of the cast that there are folks out there that haven't been along for the same ride as us for the last 12 years. When we find one they are treasure. Recon Rita describes such a person to us and we are stoked!

I didn't see some of this coming. We hit the ground running this week with talk of Walton Goggins and the car started to lose traction around love songs. By the time we got to Abby's hate of all things basketball, I think we were way past Tokyo drifting and into a spin but hey, that's about normal for the likes of us. 

We are old, except for Abby. We are cranky, except for Abby. We are also here for it this week for a great show, except for Beef who wanted to be elsewhere. Yep, that's right, we were holding Beef up this time on the show which makes him oh so friendly and happy when he chimes in. To be fair, Jake and Sean talked for nearly 40 minutes before we started so he DID have cause. Join this week for cran...

I know, I know, its hard to believe but we have finally found something that Jake can't handle - Pony Play. Beef follows up quickly with a hard pass as well and I can't figure out for the life of me what the two of them are on about. Pony girls are hot right? Right?

This week on the cast we are back with Mother's Day and dirty talk. Wait that sounded bad, let me try that again, Mother's Day full stop. Then afterwards we talk about sounding sexy with different accents. Okay, perhaps that sounds better. We also do some letters and we get kudos from a 20-year-old blue-haired girl.