Who Goes There Podcast

What's good, ya slack-jawed mouth-breathers? Through our extensive research using test groups, and studying market trends we have determined you enjoy when we compare horror classics with their modern remakes. So yeah, we're doing that. You're welcome. In 2003 we got Wrong Turn , a movie about idiot teenagers who get lost in the woods and then die at the hands of inbred cannibals. The movie would...

Greetings, my young idiot friends. For quite a few years now everyone has been riding the dee of one Mr. Nicolas Cage. Movie goers around the world just love his quirkiness and his "ability to just throw himself into a roll". Imagine what it would be like if he could just go "full Cage". Well, friends, I call bullshit. I don't think Nick Cage is a great actor, and I don't think he's that "quirky"....

Greetings, you grubby little turds. Think back, if you will, to the year 2002. A young filmmaker by the name of Neil Marshall is releasing a movie that he wrote and directed called Dog Soldiers . Many would go on to call Dog Soldiers one of the best werewolf films of all time. We're jumping ahead now to 2005. Riding high on the success of his beast of a werewolf film, young Neil is about to releas...

Good morning, my sweet idiot children. This week, we're covering a brand spanking new movie just for you. No, you don't deserve it. In fact, with the way you have been behaving we shouldn't be giving you a damn thing. Have you ever sat there or your lazy ass, watching E.T. and thought, "yeah right. That alien would be destroying everything!"? If so, what the hell is wrong with you? But also, you'r...

Buenos dias, tontos! Look, occasionally, we all make mistakes. Sometimes you leave the oven on when you leave the house. Perhaps you shake your protein drink without properly securing the lid. Here at the Who Goes There Podcast we also make mistakes. Granted we hardly ever make mistakes, but we do. This week we made a mistake and once again deal with the fallout from out generosity. Our very own r...

Hidey-ho, ya little dorks! By and large, the movies we review are chosen by Matt and Rhett, with occasional input from Patreon. When we ask Jorge for his input, his response is roughly the same at all times, "I really don't care. Just tell me what to watch." Being the thoughtful individuals we are, every so often we decide to pick a movie that we think might just stir a bit of excitement in the mo...

Are you ready, nerds? Because we're about to hurt a lot of feelings. That's right, it's time for our much beloved year in review episode! It's no secret to anyone that 2020 was an absolute dumpster fire. Can the same thing be said for horror films in 2020? We're counting down our own personal top and bottom 5 films of the year. When all is said and done the films shall battle to the death until on...

Happy 2021, ya goofy dorks! New year, new you, right? Right, good luck with that. Any who, you may have come here expecting our highly anticipated year-in-review episode. Well, as a super fun reminder that all things shitty did not end with 2020, Matt's wife got covid. In the interest of safety we had to cancel that night's recording and reschedule. We feel the year in review episode absolutely ne...

Happy holidays, ya hoe hoe hoes! We hope you all had a joyous holiday season with all of your friends and family far away on a zoom call. Now that all the gifts have been opened and the food has been eaten everyone should have their happy tank full. We're here to end that shit right now. Why should 2020 end on a high note? Yeah, buddy! Get ready for every bit of your warm and fuzzy to turn into co...

Aloha, ya silly goofs! We are now under two week away from the end of 2020. This year being one of the all around worst in human history, we thought it would be kind of fun to make you feel extra bad this month! Kind of like a reminder that things have always, and will continue to suck. This month we've covered some real feel-bad movies and we're saving the worst for last. This week we're featurin...

Well hello there, my little dork asses. I hope this holiday season finds you well. We hope none of you are violating stay-at-home orders to hit the mall and spend money you don't have on gifts for people you don't like. This season really has a way of showing just how ugly people can be, don't you think? For this reason we decided to dedicate an entire month to films that really showcase the dark...

Howdy-do there, little dorks! Boy, oh boy! Do we have a special treat for you? No. No, we don't have a special treat for you. What do you think this is?! I'll tell you what. I don't want you to have come all this way and leave empty handed. So here's what I'm going to do. For absolutely no charge, I'm going to give you our thoughts on 2020's Possessor. (Review at 39:55) How's that move ya, huh? It...

Hear, ye! Hear, ye! It is my honor and privilege to bring to you a decree from our gracious King Sam! Sam is exercising his power to choose a a film for us to review. As a result of his insanely generous spirit, His Highness only wants us to be happy, therefore he has chosen 1988's Uninvited as this week's episode! (Review at 37:00) Sam really does only want us to be happy, and usually he forgoes...

What's up, dorks?! More importantly, what's in the basket?! Would you believe me if I told you that it was the mangled body of my conjoined twin? Nah, I'm kidding; it's actually about 8 bottles of Boone's Farm. This week we continue to guide Rhett on his journey into the annals of horror history with a throwback episode! We're heading back to 1982 to look under the lid of Basket Case . (Review at...

Hallo, idiote! We sure had a fun October, didn't we? We covered some legendary franchises for the first time in WGT history and fun was had by all. Well, all that shit stops here! If my fat fingers can stop hitting the wrong keys I would like to tell you about the shit show ahead of you. We love to have our friends on the show from time to time. What is the point of having a passion if you can't s...

Captain's log, Day 420 - Middle of the Ocean I've been at sea so long that I can no longer remember the feeling of solid ground beneath my feet. Spirits are down and the crew is becoming more and more hostile. Last night our man in the crow's nest caught a case of the sea madness, began ranting about the presence of a Ghost Ship in our midst. We asked him if the ship itself were a ghost, or merely...

Fröhliches Halloween, Idioten! Today is the day, the one day of the year all of us "spooky" folks live for: Halloween! We've had a lot of fun with our special episodes over the last month. It's been fun to take classic horror films down from their pedestals, dusting them off, and showcasing them against their modern counterparts. Some of you loved them, some of you sent us messages calling us dumb...

Bonjour, mes petits crétins! This may come as a surprise to some of you, in the 7+ years we've been doing this show we have never covered a Friday the 13th film! I know, right? But I guess the question would be: WHY haven't we covered Friday the 13th? Do we hate the films? Perhaps we think the films transcend review and speak for themselves? Maybe there's just like twenty bajillion horror movies a...

This week we continue our special look at classic horror films and their modern remakes by taking a look at one of the most beloved horror franchises of all time: A Nightmare on Elm Street . The Wes Craven original had an entire generation of kids wetting themselves at the thought of taking a quick nap. The 2009 remake is one of the most universally disliked remakes in horror history. Does the ori...

"Old Magic, Old Ways, the Old Ones themselves often seem powerless in a new place." - Anne Cameron Dia duit, leathcheann! Last week, as a Halloween treat, we posted the first episode in a series of "original vs remake" episodes for The Hills Have Eyes . The response was so great for that episode that we decided to do another one! Actually, we'd already decided we were going to do these, but just p...

Well hello, my sweet children. Welcome again to another October with your good friends at the Who Goes There Podcast . Since this is everyone's favorite time of the year we thought it might be fun to do something a little special. This October we decided to do some double header episodes where we review a horror classic and it's more modern remake! This week on the docket we have genetic mutations...

Guess who's back, back again. It's we, it's we, it's the W.G.T.P.! Lately we've been doing a lot of episodes on films based in space, and films with a lot of cut, cut, stabby, stab. Too much sameness makes things no super good. Pretty sure Lincoln said that. Any who, we're doing something a little different this week, maybe a little bit of ghosts, some possession, a dash of insanity. You know, the...

Guttentag, goofballs! Here we are again with another ear pleasuring episode of the Who Goes There Podcast . Last week we discussed body invasion, aliens, and Russian conspiracies. This week we decided to tone things down a bit and discuss... excessive use of force by police and... systemic... racism. Damn. Well, at least the abuse of power and racism is in the form of the film Manic Cop and not in...

Привет идиоты With the elections on the horizon, much of the world is once again focused on potential Russian interference  on the U.S. elections. Here at the Who Goes There Podcast we're far more concerned with what the Rooskies have brought back from outer space. Space Force may be gearing up to liberate the galaxy, but in the meantime Russia is fuckin' around with aliens, bro! This week we dive...

Alright, zip it, nerdlingers! We have a very important announcement and we need your full attention. Ahem... FUCKIN CHRIS IS BACK DUUUUUUUUUDES! That's right! We convinced Chris to crawl out of his quarantine cavern and join us (on discord)! Recently, we asked the Instagram community what movie we should cover. And, well, wouldn't ya know it, they happened to pick one of Chris's favorite movies Id...