Who Goes There Podcast

Gather 'round, nerdlings! For today, is a special day. Today, is a day that I have anticipated for over seven years. Today, is Cannibal Holocaust day. That's right! We are reviewing the very film that made me want to start a podcast. This film has been called "the most controversial film of all time", and features rape, brutal murders, brutal ACTUAL animal murder, cannibalism and that's just in li...

Buenos dias, all my little nose goblins! Your favorite international sex symbols are back with another episode that is just bulging with greatness! We know you have a hard enough time taking in our usual, above average content, so this week, we're doubling it! That's right! It's time for another double episode! The internet has been all abuzz because someone made a movie about Zoom, and you know,...

Rejoice, idiots! For we have returned. Needless to say we greatly enjoyed the summer break we afford ourselves every year, it was most enjoyable. But enough of this sentimental bologna; let's get down to business! This week, we're doing a film that is very near and dear to my heart. We are doing a film that my wife (my wiiiiiife) and I watched on the day we met. Yes, we got to know each other whil...

Saaaaaaaah, dudes! So remember last week, when like, we went to space? Well, we decided to stay for a week. Lots of tight space type things out here. While we're here we're going to discuss another space movie. Isn't that nice of us? Yes, yes it was. Last week was Cthulhu type sex monsters; this week, it's naked space vampires. That's right, ya chuckleheads, we're talkin' 'bout Lifeforce! (Review...

Greeting from space, Earth dorks! Pack your freeze-dried Thanksgiving dinner, kiss the kids goodbye, we're going to space! (Spoiler: we'll be in space next week too!) Our resident android Rhett has been suggesting 1986's From Beyond for a long time. However, after the debacle that was Dead Ringers we've since been hesitant to trust a Rhett pick. Ultimately, we realized he is only artificial intell...

Welcome, friends, to a very special episode of the Who Goes There Podcast ! This week, we have a super neato friend joining us to talk about a super neato film! Our friend Jesse is part of an 80's horror podcast called Say You Love Satan and well, we thought, "why not do an 80's movie?". We all know how awesome horror films can be, but do you know what makes them even greater? Professional wrestle...

How goes it, ya lil booger eaters?! Speaking of booger eaters, allow me to tell you a story. Twas the summer of 1990, and a super cool kid named Matt was sitting down with his aunt to watch a movie. In said movie there was a character with a blank, pale, emotionless face with eyes soulless and black, like a shark. No, I'm not talking about Kirsten Stewart, I'm talking about Blade! While the leech...

Greetings, all you little crotch goblins! We hope you're ready for a wild ride, because this week is one of those "sci-fi-horror" episodes you all love so much! This week we're joined by the haomie, and author of I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today , Brian Asman to discuss the cerebral, cenebyte-ish, world of Dark City. Rhett claims that Matt was feeling a little saucy since Brian was sitting i...

Hidey-ho, nerderinos! For the first time in over three months we are all back together in the Who Goes There studio! A fact only made all the more special because this week we're covering a home invasion movie! Now that I think about it, we should have covered more home invasion movies while everyone was on quarantine. Oh well, next time. This week we head to France to watch a little film that may...

Look alive, little losers! June is pride month, so in order to celebrate, the Who Goes There Podcast got gay. Well, by that we mean that we got our good friends Luis and David from the "queer core" band The Gay Agenda . You may remember Luis from our Audition episode (ep203), this time he brought along singer David to discuss their new record Penetrating , out now on La Escalera records. We dive i...

Konichiwa, dorks! I don't know if you've noticed, but there is a global pandemic going on right now. As a result of said pandemic, movies theaters across the country have been forced to close their doors. Well, you know what they say about grey clouds and silver linings? That's right, ya gloomy Gus, drive-in movie theaters are now thriving again, and a little horror film called The Wretched has to...

With all that is going on in not only the world, but our own backyard, it seems inappropriate to be celebrating anything. Well, we reached a pretty important milestone here at the Who Goes There Podcast . Today is 7 years to the day since we posted our very first episode. So in honor of such a big event we brought back our biggest (literally) guest to date. That's right! The haomie Baron Corbin is...

Blessed be, dumdums! We're back again with another load of horror goodness for your ear...cavities. It should come as no surprise to anyone that I am a huge fan of the films of Lucio Fulci. Likewise, it should come as no surprise that neither Jorge, nor Rhett had seen a Fulci film. This fact makes me a sad panda. The time to rejoice is upon us, ye lil nerds! We're remedying this grave injustice by...

I grew up during the 90's in a very, how can I put this delicately, a household that is white as fuck. If there were two shows that all white people watched in the 90's, those shows were Wings and Mad About You . (If you're white and you say you didn't watch these shows, you're only lying to yourself.) Mad About You aired from the time I was ten until I was seventeen. Not only did young me think t...

Avast, ye scurvy dogs! We're setting sail on the high seas for the adventure of a lifetime. This week we've got fiery redheads, tentacles, Irish accents, killer sperm, and all the sailor superstitions that you can shake your rotting oar at. This week we'll be discussing the new sea fairing indie horror darling Sea Fever . (Review at 33:55) In addition to our usual brand of fuckery, we try to free...

Praise be unto King Sam for we have returned from the darkness and are bringing you into the light! Yes last week we took a much needed week off to recharge our batteries and are back bigger and better than ever! Yes, we recorded this episode before the break. Also, we are still recording remotely, and now we here. I don't know if you guys are aware, but South Korea is KILLING IT with their movies...

Hear, ye! Hear, ye! By order of his royal majesty King Sam, we bring to you this review. We have a super special tier for our Patreon that allows one person to rule over all and choose a movie for us to review every month. King Sam is that person. Usually, Sam simply lets us "do whatever makes (us) happy". However, on occasion, Sam will grace us with his presence and stir the shit a little. That's...

Well, here it is. It may have taken us two weeks, cost us our sanity, tested our friendship, and killed three of Jorge's cousins, but damnit, we have a new episode! Things have been a little shaky for everyone the last few weeks and here at the Who Goes There Podcast is no exception. We lost three episodes to the podcasting gods after having to record remotely for the first time in seven years. Th...

First and foremost, we apologize for missing an episode last week. We are committed to bringing you new and exciting content during this global pandemic. Well, at least committed to bringing you NEW content. During the last two weeks we have recorded three new episodes (The Host, The Hunt, The Fly) and we have managed to mess up every one of those episodes. You see, in the 7 years we have been a s...

Well, it sure as hell FEELS like we're living in a slow burn, shitty zombie movie. When the gyms are closed, the home gym owners shall inherit the gains! We want to assure you that thanks to advancements in modern technology, the Who Goes There Podcast will still be releasing weekly episodes! We originally had planned to review The Hunt this week, but with all the theaters closing we decided to pu...

Well, this may well be the end, everyone. Everyone in the world has lost their god damn minds, and we're all stuck inside. Sure, you could sit and pout about it, or you could look at the bright side: this gives you so much more time to listen to our new episode! This week we're diving in to yet another Blumhouse movie, another remake, another version of The Invisible Man. (Review at 27:18) He touc...

Follow me, as I reminisce about a time long ago known as 1993. I was ten years old, in fourth grade, and really wanted to wear my clothes backwards like Kris Kross. MTV had a show called the "Top 20 Video Countdown" and everyday for months the top spot came down to a battle between Collective Soul's "Shine" and a video of a hairy, shirtless man, yelling about children walking on his lawn. That sec...

Gather 'round, ye lil fuckos! We're back with week two of our Telluride Horror Show 2019 double header! This week we're breaking down the new, ultra-bloody, hyper-stylized, siege movie from Joe Begos, 2019's V.F.W. (Review after the break at 42:15). Joe Begos may well be the director we've reviewed the most in the show's seven year history and the guys have been divided on each one of his films. W...

Alia is back to discuss After Midnight with the idiots.  We started this show in 2013 and the very first episode we did was on an unknown zombie film called The Battery . During the episode, we were fortunate enough to talk to director Jeremy Gardner who told us about the film he wanted to make next. Seven years later that film has been released under the name After Midnight. (Review at 24:49) We...

Well, boils and ghouls, we've made it through January! Despite it's reputation for being the time when studios dumb the films they don't have faith in, we got some pretty decent releases. (Check out our reviews for Color Out of Space and Underwater )  Just when we thought we were moving on to romantic slashers and over priced chocolates of February, a little film was released on January 31. That's...