Who Goes There Podcast

We hear you're looking for Candyman , bitch. Yeah, we know. The episode is delayed. Well, sucks to suck. Things are crazy here in WGT world. Rhett's got a new job and a bunch of new bullshit to go with it. Jorge has an entire months worth of birthdays and home repairs, and Matt just moved house and has been occupied with a swarm of potential suitors. Point is, episodes will now be posted on Friday...

Hey there dumdums! Did ya miss us? Well good! We're back from our yearly August break and we've got a giant sack full of thoughts and opinions on 2021's The Night House. Come take a listen!  Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram . Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers . That mean...

Welcome to another episode of super human blind man does all kinds of extraordinary stuff! Yeah, we did Don't Breathe 2 and I no longer have to write long winded intros. So take it and be happy, dorks! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers . That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most import...

This week we're flying all the way over to Indonesia to hang out with some bugs and shit! Oh you like Indonesia? Name three people that live there! We're talking about the 2020 re-imagining of the 80's film Queen of Black Magic . Get down on it! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers . That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive mer...

M Night and went another movie for some reason. We're here to tell you all about THE TWIST!!! Also, if you were subscribed to Patreon, we covered The Happening this week too! Yup, a double dose of M Night! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers . That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most im...

Who Goes There Podcast has officially parted ways with Dread Central and the Dread Podcast Network. We thank them for their years of support and friendship. The only thing that will change is since we won't be posting the episodes on the Dread website I don't have to write long, word count considering posts. So here's your post. We did Censor , uncensored! Enjoy, dorks! If you enjoy the show, plea...

Rejoice, ye' ole' nerds! The covid monster has been slain and everything is back to exactly how it was before this whole "pandemic" thing. While none of that statement is actually true, movie theaters have opened back up, so like, that's cool. Surely we're in store for the best of the best in cinema. It only makes sense, seeing as how big studios have had nothing but time to sit on their films and...

Welcome back, smooth-brains! In our never-ending journey to torture ourselves for your amusement we've seen some really bad movies. Just think about it. (Insert Limp Bizkit bass line here. You're welcome.) In just over 8 years we've released 316 glorious episodes, and that's not to mention all the episodes that never saw the light of day. I just want you to keep that fact on top of that piece of l...

There's usually something informative and or witty here. Not this week. I want to take this opportunity to say "fuck Cox Communications and your bullshit .43mb upload speed which make it impossible to stream, video chat or do any of the shit I need to do every day!" So now that I've said that, we did A Quiet Place 2 . So there. Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him o...

Well, we tried, folks. We went and tried to cultivate a super fun zombie month for all of you slack-jaws to enjoy. Wouldn't you know it, we done goofed and actually covered only one actual zombie movie. lolumadbro? Any who. I'm sure you can probably guess by now we're covering a "zombie" movie that's like, not a zombie movie. But it's tight. Or is it? The point is, we're talking about Rec this wee...

We apologize for the lack of an episode last week. One of my best friends passed away unexpectedly on June 18 and it has been a pretty rough week for me. We're continuing "zombie" month with a movie Jorge and Rhett have never seen: Lucio Fulci's Zombie. If you or anyone you know are having a rough time, there's always help. Reach out to your friends and family, hell, reach out to us if that will h...

This episode was intentionally released 28 days after recording. We did 28 Days & 28 Weeks Later . Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram . Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong Sometimes it's better to keep the genie in the bottle. Or, you could listen to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 312! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our...

Kon'nichiwa, baka! Listen here as I sing you the song of my people. How I wish that there were more than the twenty-four hours in the day. Even if there were forty more it would be enough to watch two Zack Snyder movies.  Not my words, but the words of one Elvis "fried-peanut-butter-banana-sandwiches" Presley. I hope you like his 1970 hit "Viva Las Vegas". You're about to get beaten over the head...

Happy day! Happy day! Today is cause for a celebration, for not only is today a holiday, today there is a brand new episode of the Who Goes There Podcast ! Seems like a perfect reason to overcook food, over inebriate yourself and get some giggles in! This week we're going back in time to 2020, but not really; follow me here. So there's this movie franchise called Saw , and this franchise spawned l...

Howdy there, you lewd, crude, piece of pre-chewed-food dude! We're halfway through serial killer month, and much like BTS does with Youtube records, we're KILLING! Until now, things have been, how should I put this, a little tame. I know you're simple, but when I think of serial killers, my mind goes to a really dark place. I'm talking the kind of place where all of your socks have holes and your...

Howdy there, ya goofy grunts! Now listen up, and listen good. I’m going to need you to go ahead and get yourself fixed up; get that shit out of your teeth, do something with that rat’s nest you call hair, and put on your fancy sweatpants. Tonight, we’re going to the Opera! Wait, let me clarify that statement. What I meant to say was, “tonight we’re going to discuss Dario Argento’s Opera”. It’s a s...

What's up, dorks? I apologize for the episode being late, it has been quite the week. Even now I am fresh out of surgery with blood trickling down my asscrack, doped up and trying to see straight. You know what they say, "The show must go on". Which is the mantra of one Leslie Vernon. Leslie is the star of tonight's feature. He faked his death as a young boy, only to come back many years later to...

Life, is fleeting. One day you're alive and well, and the next, your ashes and being delicately sprinkled in a rose garden. And during this time, essentially all we want, is freedom. We want the freedom to give in to our primal instincts. We believe we have the freedom to go wherever and say whatever we want, but we can't. We drag our bodies to a job we hate, to work for a prick we can't stand, to...

Aloha, mouth-breathers. For years, we've been toying with the idea of doing an episode focusing exclusively on non R-rated horror. It seems only appropriate that during monster month we would be covering a PG, "kid's monster movie". For as long as humans have been sleeping in beds, children shudder at what monsters, demons, and all sorts of creepy crawlers might be lurking beneath. This week, we'r...

Greetings, you repugnant little bridge trolls. Monster month is chugging right along and this week, we're covering a doozy! Looking back, I'm sure we can all remember going to the video store and every time we'd see the same movie. The box art was always interesting enough to draw in our attention, we pick up the slip cover and read the back and we're putting it back on the shelf. Damn, bitch. Thi...

Well howdy there, ya slimy goofs. Look here. Covid restrictions are lifting across the U.S. and the world is slowly returning to normal. However, we're not out of the woods yet, and in the name of precaution, we're recording remotely this week. The good news is, since we're all stuck in our homes, we've opened a link to a parallel dimension in which CHRIS IS BACK! That's right, turd nuggets, Chris...

Que paso, tonto? In 1999, gore-metal band GWAR released the song "Fishfuck". The song is deeply profound and often considered to be a quintessential modern poem. On May 23, 2014 the composer said epic, Dave Brockie, passed away from a heroin overdose. In remembrance of the seven year anniversary of Dave's passing, we are doing the best (only?) movie we could find just BURSTING with fish fucking. S...

Sup, nerds. At the time of this episode posting it is still March, and we're mad as hell about it! If you're living under a rock and missed episode 300 I'll bring your simple brain up to speed. For episode 300 we're putting the best films of the 2010's head to head in a single elimination tournament! "Fuck yeah!" is right, buddy! After extensive bickering, we've got the field down to a (thrilling?...

Spring salutations, you sanctimonious sacks of shit! Here we sit, almost eight years and 300 episodes into this little show, and we want to do something hella tight. So we did. As horror fans, we all sit around and argue about what horror film we think is the best. With so much focus being wasted on the 80's and 90's, we want to pay tribute to the best RECENT horror films. Yeah, obviously we do th...

Salutations, suckers! The time is nigh! After waiting for nearly an entire year the holy spirit has blessed(?) us with the long awaited new release from A-24! We're down on our knees, filling ourselves, not only with the love of the Lord, but with the bounty of Saint Maud. (Review at 25:55) Being an A-24 release, many will say the film is bound to be "all style, and no substance", or "overly long...