Who Goes There Podcast

Lol Foo Fighters made a horror movie! For real. That's really all this episode description needs. The Foo Fighters made a horror movie called Studio 666 and it revolves around the wacky shenanigans the band experiences while recording their tenth album. Not only that, this film was the last thing Taylor Hawkins did before he died. Well, this and drugs. Is it good? How many Foo songs are crammed in...

Look, before you say anything, we don't want to hear it. Don't "at" us, bro. We're doing a beloved horror classic, and many of you mouth-breathing jabronis will have some kind of feedback for us. We don't care. This week, we're talking about The Lost Boys. Has Jorge told you his Corey Feldman story? We're joined by the haomie Jacob (aka Cthulhu Christ) to once again bite into yet ANOTHER vampire m...

Well, well, well, here we are again. Every so often a film comes along with such a high level of buzz that it is guaranteed to divide the horror community. Allow us to introduce 2022's X. Long before it's release the hyperbole and outlandish comparisons to highly regarded classics were thrown out as freely as Halloween candy. Does X live up to the hype? How does such a high level of anticipation a...

Remember the Partridge Family? You know those dorks from before we were born? They are/were(?) a family band that drove around in a school bus and played inoffensive music. There's a family in upstate NY that does the same thing but with horror movies. I don't mean they're inoffensive, (or do I) but more that they are a family that does everything for their films, themselves. They write, direct, a...

Well, here we are again. We've gathered together, sat around this table to discuss yet another, horror remake/reboot/re-imagining. This time the resurrection is being produced by Fede Alvarez, that's good right? Look at what he did with Evil Dead. SURELY he could revitalize the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise, right? There's no way this could be terrible...right? Artwork was once again done by t...

Aloha, dum-dums. We hope you've enjoyed spending vampire month with us. Hopefully it didn't... suck! Get it?! Anyway, this month we covered a much beloved horror classic, an 80's awkward 80's decent into madness and fuckin  Blade 2. To shake things up we're doing a serious, Korean, vampire movie. Because we have range. You stupid idiots. Here's Thirst . You don't deserve it. Oh yeah, ever heard of...

February may have just come to an end, but Vampire month continues to suck! If you've followed our show for any prolonged period of time then you're aware of how things work around here. Week after week we subject Jorge to movies that he'll dislike more often than not. When we feel that he's finally at his breaking point we'll attempt to appease him by reviewing a movie we think he loves. We then...

Oh it's still February? You don't say! Well, looks like we're still going to be talking about vampires then! We all know that no one loves you and wants to be sucking on your nasty neck anyway. This week we're going back to where it all started. We're doing Cage at his most unhinged! That's right! We're talking mother fuckin Vampire's Kiss! Is it hot ass trash that isn't actually any good, but it'...

It's February already and you know what that means. It's time for Valentine's Day! The one time of the year we feel compelled to show love by buying over-priced bullshit that ends up eaten or thrown away within days, Yeah, Valentine's Day sucks. You know what else sucks? Vampires. So we're doing an entire month of sucky(?) vampire movies! This week, we're doing Near Dark. Most (all?) of us hadn't...

Well, 2022 is already fast at work being a giant dick. Sickness has run wild through the WGT camp, so we've taken some much needed time off. Anyway, we watched Scream 2022. Oooooooh, buddy! Buckle up. That's all I'm writing. I'm tired.  I just wanna make you scream. Everyone looks at me and scream. Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram . If you enjoy the...

My eyes are covered, colored with blood. Tell me why I don't lie. A cold wind blows; I feel the eyes on me. All the pain flowing through my veins. My tied up hands are getting numb. Everyone throws stones at me, but I can't escape. This isn't fun at all. Who is this for? Someone please tell me. On the burning path of fire now. Please I don't want to Scream (1996). Spreading in the darkness scream....

Happy New Year, you knuckle dragging neanderthals! We know you were really thinking and praying once the clock struck midnight and 2021 was behind us so too would be your troubles. Fat chance! In fact, NOTHING CHANGES! In order to really hammer home the point that time is a man made construct, we're discussing the best and worst movies to come out last year. No looking forward to the future here,...

Ho, ho, ho, dummies! We know most of you jabronies are probably still nursing your new years hangover, but we're still on that Christmas shit! It just so happens that this year, Christmas falls on GARBAGE DAY! That's right! We're going deep into Santa's sack and pulling out Silent Night Deadly Night ... 2! You're definitely not ready. Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follo...

Oh, I'm sorry. Were you hoping for a joyous Christmas full of yule tide cheer? Well, you're in lu- SYKE!!! Buckle up, buttercups because we're coming at ya with a steaming mound of filth! Here at the Who Goes There Podcast we've taken quite a liking to covering disgusting, depraved movies around the time of everyone's favorite seasonal cash grab. We know you've all heard about the movie, the whisp...

Buckle up, nerds! We're going for a ride on the information super highway! Remember when the internet was new and super scary? Well it's still super scary, but at least now we can look back at how stupid we were. We're jacking in and... talking about Lawnmower Man . Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram . Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong If you...

Well, here we are again. We're sat here once again to debate whether or not another Ghostbusters is actually necessary. After the monumental clusterfuck that was the 2016 Ghostbusters reboot, old fans and new were hoping we'd seen the last of the once beloved franchise. Just because you fuck a dead horse more than once doesn't make it ok. But hey, now we're getting Paul Rudd and the kid from Stran...

Ok, show of hands. How many of you have been finger-blasted on a rollercoaster? All of you. Just as we thought. You know who you have to thank for that, right? That's right, Mr. Smuggling Plums in boxer-briefs himself Marky Mark! Some of you are too young to remember this, but before he was doing whatever he did in Transformers and whatever the FUCK he was doing in The Happening, good ole' Boston...

Hola, nerds! This week we're talking about the highly anticipated, and excessively delayed Antlers . So that's cool. But do you guys remember silverchair? I don't mean Frogstomp silverchair, I mean what they became. What an incredible talent. This has nothing to do with the show, not a bit or anything. I've just been listening to the Who Is Daniel Johns podcast and man do I feel bad for wanting th...

This week we did the new Thai movie The Medium . I sat here for a while trying to think of something clever to write and bring a little light to your day. I was just going to post the lyrics to a song called Medium by someone named Jakey but Jimminy Christmas were they cringe worthy. Ultimately I realized that nothing we do really matters and ultimately trying is the first step to failing. So have...

Ha! You thought you were going to get the Halloween Kills episode in time for Halloween? Tricked you! Fuckin dorks. Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram . Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers . That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive mercha...

You know how Rhett hates found footage? We're gonna do a found footage movie. That's dope. We're gonna talk about V/H/S/94 . What else do you want me to say? You know what you're in for. This ain't your first time here. And if it is, may god help you. Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram . Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong If you enjoy the show...

Ever wished you could fuck a car? Me neither. But it would seem as though a lot of people do. Someone made a movie about fucking a car, and probably some other stuff. Anyway, here's Titane . If you were on our Patreon you would get to hear us talk about Hocus Pocus . So you know, keep that in mind. Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram . Also follow Matt...

Oh, you like Squid Game ? Name three of their albums. But legit, we watched 9 hours of this show in a week. Normally we complain about finding the time to watch a two hour movie. Do with this information what you will. Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram . Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Pat...

Well, it's October, Everything is pumpkin spiced, everyone is watching horror films and cobwebs real, and fake, are everywhere. Nothing says holiday spirit like showing a beloved horror classic to cynical, first time viewers. We await your rage, nerds.  Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram . Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong If you enjoy the sh...

We hear you're looking for Malignant , bitch. Yeah, that's the new episode. That's what we did. Here it is, on time. tune in next week when we make fun of Phantasm . Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram . Also follow Matt on Twitch: @MattyDingDong If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers . That means for less than the cost...