Who Goes There Podcast

Bonjour, morceau de toilette! Here at the Who Goes There we have quite the voracious appetite. Over the passed 10 years we've invited each other, and our listeners, to dine on: a dick, a bag of dicks, deez nuts, my entire ass, and in tonight's episode, magic cookie bars. Hell, there's even some Youtubers out there that "eat the menu". Tonight, we discuss 2022's The Menu. That's right, bucko! This...

Review starts at 20:37 Oooooooooooh weeeee! As a people we have been through some trying times over the last, well, forever really. But the past 15 years or so, have been especially trying. Well, I love to be the bearer of bad news, so guess what, there's a new Jeepers Creepers movie! Did you ever think to yourself, "man, I really wish Jeepers Creepers lowered the budget and became meta."? Well, J...

(Review starts at 17:30) Evenin', bitches! Tonight we're gonna talk shit like it's 1999! That's right, jerky-tits! The Who Goes There Podcast is once again time traveling back to the 1990's! That means it's time for an episode jam packed with JNCO jeans, Collective Soul songs, and your-mom jokes! While some of that may be true, we're definitely going to discuss four or five short films, crammed in...

Review starts at 19:36 Ahoy there, IDIOTS! Look, it's not secret that as we get older it becomes harder and harder to make friends. Count yourself lucky if somehow the weight of the world hasn't completely crushed your spirit by the time you're thirty. What, with it's bills, and responsibility, and literally everything sucking. If you've still somehow got some will to live in ya, you've probably s...

Review starts at 23:20 Beep-beep! You knuckle dragging, nut huggers! By now you've all heard the hype surrounding 2022's Terrifier 2 . "People are puking and fainting in the theater!" "Not for the faint of heart." "The most fucked-up movie you'll see all year!" Now hold on just a darn minute. Now I love my blood and gore just as much as the next red-blooded patriot. I also absolutely adore hyperbo...

Review starts at 17:33 It's time. We've got your messages, we've read your letters, and we have accepted the sacrifice of your first born child. Now is the time for you receive your reward. Here is our review of Halloween Ends! Oo-de-lolly, folks! This is it. This is what we've been building to for 44 years! Through the ups and downs we have persevered as a fandom, and as a community, and now we g...

Review starts at 8:55 Here we are smack dab in the middle of spooky season and we're up to our asses in horror remakes. (Tune in next week for our review of Halloween: Ends ) This week we're rubbing the box of 2022's Hellraiser remake/reimagining simply titled... Hellraiser . We know, we hear you. "But Pinhead is a girl! Why are all movies woke now." and to that we'll say, shut the fuck up, stupid...

Review starts at 11:15 Turn that frown, upside-down, idiots! Rejoice! For we have graced your unclean ears with yet another episode of the Who Goes There Podcast! This week we're talking about the grossly over-promoted, 2022 film: Smile . We've heard your shrill, nasally complaints. And while, by and large, we don't give a shit, some valid points were made. We've made a slight tweak to the format...

Review starts at 34:35 Que paso, ya lil crotch sniffers?! Usually in this lil blurb to say a little something about the film we're reviewing. Whether it be a condescending remark, or a shower of praise, I usually at least allude to something that happens in the film. I'm not going to do that this time. The 2022 film Barbarian is a film best gone into as blind as possible. If you have yet to see th...

(Review Starts at 26:40) It's hard to believe the entire summer has already come and gone and we didn't even make an attempt to go to summer camp! Well, quit sewing on your merit badges, Sally, we're going into the wilderness! Beware, bugs and animals aren't the only things stalking these woods. There's also Harvey Weinstein! Well, maybe not, but The Burning is the film responsible for launching t...

(Review starts at 54:00) Look. Before you go and start commenting or trying to slide into our DMs, we get it. We know you have thoughts and opinions about Pete Davidson, but like, we don't care. Yeah, sure, he's scary looking, and most nights he haunts my dreams, but just keep it to yourself. I mean, not like you would have the BALLS to comment, or go on apple podcasts, rate us five stars and tell...

(Review starts at 52:35) Wow, what a wild ride! You know how we've been in space all month, right? We encountered this cryogenically frozen serial killer, and naturally we thawed his ass out. Needless to say, once a possibly supernatural, unstoppable killing machine, always a  possibly supernatural, unstoppable killing machine. Anywho, the ship's crew were murdered, we got thrown way off course, a...

Howdy there, ya slack-jawed dummies! Let's be real with each other. When the rights to the Predator franchise were bought up by Disney, not many of us held out hope of ever seeing another installment. Well, good news(?)! Disney made a new Predator movie, and it's a prequel, with a female protagonist, and that makes for a lot of sad, lonely pandas. That's right, idiots! Everyone's favorite intergal...

Does  Nope get a yup? Tune in and find out, Artwork was once again done by the incredible Cal Gee. Go follow him on instagram . If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers . That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There...

Live long and prosper, dorks! Strap on your sun suits, and practice up on your moon walk. All month long, the Who Goes There Podcast is in spAaAaAaaaaaAAAAce! That's right, you Klingon! For the entire month of August we'll be covering a slate of films that have to do with space, aliens, and you know, space...aliens. Any who, on to this week's show. We (Matt) needed to review a film that WASN'T rel...

I don't even know what to say. Yeah, we missed a week. It happens, things are crazy here. But it's not only that. I don't know what to say about this movie. It's fuckin wild, I'll say that much. This week we're doing 2022's  Mad God . This film is made by Phil Tippett and has been 30 years in the making! Practical effects, made by hand, landscapes made by hand, stop motion animation, death, destru...

Boy, howdy! I'll tell you what. We were so overwhelmed by the sheer brilliance of Dashcam last week, we just had to take a week off to cleanse our pallets. Nothing can cleanse the taste of a Blumhouse movie like... another god damn Blumhouse movie?! Who picks this shit?! Well, dang. I guess this week we're discussing 2022's  The Black Phone. It's done by the guy that did Sinister , so that's somet...

You know how everyone absolutely adores right wing politics? Even more than that, you know how we all love listening to people spew their political opinions? Better yet, how about when it's laced with profanities and rhythmless freestyle rap? Well hold on to your virtues, snowflakes! This week's film follows a very outspoken, covid denying, right "leaning" "protagonist", as they travel to England...

Well, time has come yet again for us to piss off a large portion of the horror community. There is no middle ground when it comes to David Cronenberg, either you love the guy, or you hate him. We're here today to draw a line in the sand! Cronenberg is back in what is being touted as "his return to sci-fi horror" with 2022's Crimes of the Future . In a world where pain no longer exists and the worl...

Oh, Johnny wishes he was famous. Spends his time alone in the basement. With Lennon and Cobain and guitar and a stereo. While he wishes he could escape this, but it all seems so contagious. Not to be yourself and faceless in a song that has no soul. I remember feeling low, I remember losing hope and I remember all the feelings and the day they stopped. We are we are all innocent, we are all innoce...

Here we are with another A24 movie. I'm sure you know how this episode is going to go. Or do you? After all, it is an Alex Garland movie. Not only that, Matt has gone on record as saying the trailer looks "hella dope". Yessir, this week we're talking about men on film. No, not the In Living Color sketch, but the 2022 film simply titled Men. But like, not all men, right dood? Shut up, idiot. Just l...

Howdy there, little nerds! One of the upsides to having lived through (during?) a global pandemic, is you can now appreciate films dealing with global pandemics. Fun how that works, huh? Any who... there's been a Chinese film making the rounds lately that centers around the events of a global pandemic. However, instead of giving people a cough, it gives people the desire to fuck and brutally murde...

Alright, listen up, you primative screw-heads! We've heard you! You want us to cover something fun. You want us to talk about something you've heard of. And you want us to review a movie you can actually find. Jesus, you're demanding. Well, fret not, nerds for we're nothing if not men of the people. This week we're going all the way back to 1992, before a lot of you were even born realistically. T...

It's no secret the world is going to shit. Some people like to stay informed, some people like to bury their heads in the sand and ignore our impending doom. In reality, humanity has been staring down the barrel of our own destruction for centuries. In 1984 the cold war and the threat of nuclear winter was as prevalent as it is today. For this reason the BBC released a little film called Threads....

Years ago, my good friend Danny showed me a movie. I loved that movie. I spent years trying to remember what the movie was called. I asked Danny, but he couldn't figure out what movie I was talking about. For the life of me, I could not remember what the movie was called. Until last month! The movie is 2014's Pieces of Talent  and this week we watched the shit out of it! Buckle up nerds, this shit...