Whiskey Bros Around The Table

Manscaping History & Habits: The hosts debate male grooming preferences—including the "lawnmower" trimmer vs. safety razors—and explore AI data showing 84% of American women groom pubic hair (61% via shaving), sparking a historical deep dive into ancient Egyptian bronze razors and 1970s adult films shifting modern trends. The Chicken Wing Sauce Conundrum: A solo trip to Buffalo Wild...

From Podcasting to Bootlegging: The masterminds behind Bourbon Pursuit (the internet’s favorite whiskey podcast) realized they were making everyone else rich. They decided to skip the multi-million dollar startup costs, borrow code words from a bank, and start a cross-country blending project using "God’s juice" from Kentucky, Tennessee, and New York. The Jack Daniel’s Cease-and-Desist:...

The "Educational" First Half: The episode kicks off exactly how any premium audio experience shouldn't—tackling the complex mechanics of fart matches, Texas humidity, and the lost art of taking a squat in the woods, effectively turning wilderness bathroom strategy into a public service announcement. The Prize Box Rub-Down: The boys reveal all the high-end swag from the Blind Whiskey...

Guest: Musician, Lead Guitarist, Mason Hodge  “the most unprofessional little podcast” immediately becoming a Friends-cast crush draft before the guest is even introduced. The redhead vs. ginger debate, especially the “he plays music, has a soul” save for Mason. Mason’s origin story producing the accidental title: “Leaving Florida for Paradise.” West Texas geography: every time you think you’ve re...

Baby life, Audiobooks, Courtroom Drama, Romance. Savages Sack, Decongestants, Mixology, Mexican, Jim Beam, Aliens, The Odyssey

Whiskey of the night: J.T. Meleck Louisiana Rice Whiskey This episode starts exactly where a healthy society probably shouldn’t: lawnmower DUI logic, zero-turn crash reels, and a serious discussion about whether the future of American manhood is just sitting in air conditioning while a robot mower learns your yard. Candy nostalgia, sponsor love, technical difficulties, and the eternal struggle of...

The Vibe: Unprofessional, whiskey-fueled, and 100% sleep-deprived. The Drink: Maker’s Mark Private Selection (Ader Liquor Barrel Pick). The Hiatus: A month off because someone had a baby. The consensus: Being a new dad at 41 is exhausting, and "sleeps like a baby" is a lie designed to make you fail. Midwives & "The Catch" The Birth: A rain-soaked 2:30 AM dash to a locked bi...

Guest: Chad “The Chief” Miller Drink of the night: Cask Strength Maker’s Mark Casting Couch Guest - Logan Hastings Last night’s episode kicks off with the Whiskey Bros discovering that a grown man somehow lived decades without knowing who Ric Flair was. Naturally, this launches a wrestling nostalgia spiral featuring airport sightings, steakhouse encounters, and a legendary story about someone’s gi...

The Whiskey Bros return from a short hiatus exactly the way fans expect—half organized and fully ready to chase whatever rabbit holes appear. What starts as a simple gripe about daylight saving time quickly spirals into a hilarious roundtable on whether Texas should secede just to avoid changing clocks, whether summer break is an outdated relic, and whether homeschooling or public school actually...

Whiskey of the night: Cut Above (Kiln, Mississippi) — Amburana & Honey Cask Finished Whiskey Chef Brad Green returns to the table and immediately turns a casual hang into a masterclass disguised as chaos. Between pours of a cinnamon-toast Amburana-finished whiskey and debates over blind tastings, sourcing scandals, and the collapsing bourbon secondary market, the crew settles into that dangero...

No guest, no agenda, just the Whiskey Bros doing what happens when you lock three guys in a room with a bottle and a microphone. This episode wanders (proudly) through ice storms, frozen studio doors, Super Bowl indifference, Olympic absurdities, TikTok paranoia, AI skepticism, and the growing suspicion that none of us actually know what’s real anymore. It’s cultural fly-fishing—sports, politics,...

Whiskey of the Night - The Bible Oh buddy, this one felt less like an episode and more like a late-night roadside bonfire where someone hands you a whiskey and says, “Okay, but hear me out.” Jack Dyer rolls in as a civil engineer and developer and immediately gets introduced as a “right-wing extremist,” which somehow becomes both a joke and a working hypothesis for the next two hours. From Southla...

Whiskey of the night: Pig Blood, Single Malt Small Batch Cherry Oak Pecan Barrel Reserve, 122.333333333333 proof Last night’s episode wasn’t a podcast so much as a controlled detonation. The Whiskey Bros welcomed Trey Hawkins of TheHuntingGame.com with the stated intention of discussing the Wise County Hog Contest, but within minutes that plan was abandoned in favor of whiskey-fueled confessions,...

The bros rolled into 2026 like a hungover marching band, totally unprepared, missing their notes, and immediately defaulting to the only tradition that matters: drinking whiskey on-air. The Whiskey of the Week was a Jack Daniel’s Distillery Release that somehow tastes like toasted pecans, maple breakfast, and poor life decisions — hand-delivered by a buddy who drove to Ohio to pick up a dog, becau...

Whiskey of the Night: Everything Still Austin “Lots of Ways to Get to Austin” is what happens when Texas whiskey nerds collide with Texas whiskey craft. Jason from Still Austin joins the Bros for a wide-ranging, boozy, and unexpectedly philosophical ride through distillation, music, art, and why whiskey made in Texas has no business being this good. The episode opens exactly how it should: accusin...

Drink of the night: Diabetus The episode begins with a bizarre burst of freedom: no one is wearing headphones, everyone is talking into microphones anyway, and nipple-friction becomes an immediate sensory theme. SavageBro, FireBro and SeeingBro discover that without audio feedback they feel “like they forgot their underwear,” and the show opens with a loose, unhinged confidence that quickly tumble...

Defending the Taint: A Whiskey Bros Security Briefing Drink of the night: A Midwinter’s Night Dram, Act 10 Last night’s episode kicks off with the Bros wrapped in sweaters, whiskey in hand, already half-feral from holiday food and poor life decisions. It starts as innocent banter—Thanksgiving leftovers, the moral depravity of pumpkin pie, the theological status of pecan squares—but even in the jok...

This episode opens like a fever dream from a man who ate expired brisket and fell asleep listening to Full Metal Jacket and a Dave Ramsey audiobook at 2× speed. Before you know it, the Bros are deep into a conversation about missing narrators, unverified mortality, and whether donating to a cameo-style intro voiceover might have accidentally fueled someone’s final bender. Naturally, this slips sea...

Drink of the Night: Evan Williams White Label - ( Evan Williams, CALL US. We are doing so much more for you than you are doing for us. Eventually, we will submit an invoice.) We kicked things off talking about charity, immediately questioned why the Santa Cops toy list includes Bluetooth speakers and body pillows, mourned the loss of yard darts as a character-building force in America, and then sl...

In a VERY impromptu episode, we sit down with former sheriff and Texas Ranger, N Lane Akin once again. On the agenda is facts about DNA and forensic investigations. This is partly due to a local event where a corpse was found. The whiskey bros are curious as to how an identity of the person is achieved. Those facts are revealed as well as some comical conversations about jail and bad decisions. Wr...

EPISODE SUMMARY: The Bros break from their usual level of unprofessionalism and hit new heights—literally sniffing ammonia straight into their brains while debating whether 3I Atlas is a rock, a mothership, or just a government psyop to cover up Charlie Kirk’s assassination. Between nasal assaults, joiner jokes, and alien whiskey diplomacy, they still find time to discuss dead bodies, dental recor...

Drink of the week:  Larceny Bourbon - Barrel Proof; We like our bourbon like we like our Judges! The Whiskey Bros get historical—like, 1895 courthouse historical. We sit down with Wise County Judge, JD Clark, who somehow still has energy after wrangling the restoration of the Wise County Courthouse, now shining in all its granite-and-copper glory. Between sips of barrel-proof Larceny, we climb the...

Guest: Reinaldo “Ray” Medina — physics teacher, theologian, and proud Texas Rican Drink of the Night: Homemade Coquito — Puerto Rican holiday coconut cream and whiskey blend (Ray’s twist on the classic rum recipe) Ray Medina, a physics teacher originally from Cayey, Puerto Rico, joins the Whiskey Bros at the table for a night of laughter, deep thought, and Coquito. The conversation opens lighthear...

Drink of the Week:  Bad Bitch Rum from the #Unprofessionals The OG Whiskey Bros are back—no guests this week, just the three of them with a hefty sack of gifts from listeners. They crack into bottles of Bad Bitch Rum from Key West, swap stories about Spanish Marie, and argue whether it smells more like Sharpies or super glue. From there, the conversation spirals: Michigan church shootings, Iraqi w...

Drink of the evening: Cabresto Canyon Agave Spirit by Red River Distillery  Shout out: Wendell Wiggins for the Awesome shirts! Our Unprofessionals love us! The WhiskeyBros roll into this one already half-fixed and fully feral, welcoming the “Meggins”—Nichols and Golden (aka Ponyboy)—to the table. Between fertility jokes, shoutouts to fan-made shirts, and a crash course on how not to Google “donkey...