When Wife Gives You Lemons

This week John sets the story straight about crying for his mommy. Joy sets a deadline for herself. Panda express, dead pigs, and more. #pandaexpress #birds #parakeets

This week Joy and John talk about getting their taxes done, a hailstorm, superglue versus Visine, sleep number beds and more. #marriage #podcasting #relationships

This week Joy and John talk about some weird headlines, a mortuary pimp, a bird killer, wrong names, grandmas, and more #butthole #adventures #pimp

This week Joy ruins a perfect podcast moment, John still has an electric penis, Brodie goes back to school and more. #drpepper #podcast #penis

This week John and Joy talk about a butt stalking lizard, cecil hotel, Richard Ramirez, and more. #cecilhotel #richardramirez #butt

This week John and Joy went on a Valentines Adventure. We talk about other adventures, Larry Flynt, Fighting with siblings and cousins, and more #Hustler #siblingfights #Vegas

This week John and Joy talk about sex positions, and safe words. They talk about when they got married in Vegas and how they got engaged. We talk birds, and more. #safewords #sexpositions #birds

This week John and Joy talk about Jason Collier, Stinnett Texas, John's penis touching everyone, and covid #Stinnett #chiefofpolice #sushi

This week Joy and John have a ten year old. We talk about John feeling dumb, Joy throwing a tantrum, yankee candles, and more #tantrum #marriage #relationships

This week John talks about his penis getting electrocuted, and taking a nap with a dog. Joy talk about thinking she was being murdered, getting the covid vaccine, the night stalker and more. #vaccine #nap #marriage

This was a crazy week. Joy talks about the call she got in the middle of the night, weird medical conditions, the R. Kelly Diet and John is afraid he joined a cult. #rkelly #cult #death

This is it. The holidays are over and we are ready to put 2020 behind us. John shares childhood trama, fred dryer story. Joy talks about getting John without consent after 3 tylenol pms, goosenappings and more #consent #2021 #childhoodtrama

This week Joy and John talk about the aftermath of Christmas. Joy talks about how she ruined Christmas by slipping and falling down the stairs trying to seduce John. They talk about choosing your own way, the first Christmas at the house, being supervised by Brodie and more. #slipperywhenwet #kidsupervision #Christmas

The week of Christmas and Joy and John are F*&Kin' done. We talk about last minute Christmas shopping, the cone of shame, dog collars that cuss, and more. #relationships #farts #christmas

This week Joy talks about her amazing Thursday where John was mad she didn't masturbate. We talk about Reddit secret santa, and more. #secretsanta #reddit #Christmas

This week we have our first guest Joseph King, and we do the podcast in our new house. We talk about being in the wrong place at the.....RIGHT TIME!! We talk about Lake Delores, butt worms, bad car stories, and more. #worms #lakedelores #caraccident

This week we closed on our new house. It was a debacle, but we got it. We've been moving, and John bought a KFC log for the fire place. #kfc #att #gecko

This week Joy and John talk about buying a house, which 80s sitcom John would sleep with, final walk through, nothing going the way it's supposed to

This might be the last episode before moving day. We talk about the underwriters, me finding a bra under our bed, a husband who only wants sex once a month, my sex toy box, and more. #sextoys #bra #movingday

This week Joy and John learn the power of underwriters. They talk about their week getting stuff together to purchase their first home. They also talk shit to each other, and more #songlyrics #christmas #buyingahome

This is a crazy week. John and Joy talk about ex wife drama, getting the house, spending money on furniture, farts, dogs, arranged marriages, hit and runs, and more #drama #firsttimehomeowner #spending

This week was supposed to be a Halloween Bonanza it didn't happen. We talk about scary movies, clowns, and costumes. Joy talks about her latest audition, and more #butchlesbian #halloween #scarymovies

This week we have some big news. We talk about an unexpected visitor, mistaken identity, anal bleaching and tattoos, and more

This week's episode is a roller coaster. John and Joy talk about, a covid scare, blow jobs with big red, movies that scarred us, pigs coming back to life, and more

This week Joy tells a story she's been holding onto for days. She talks about watching someone die inside making a huge mistake. John talks about sticking his foot in his mouth. Joy is on pain pills and starts to fill it They talk about the house search, Christmas as more #homeschooling #mistakes #laughing