When Wife Gives You Lemons

This week was all over the place. John has a encounter in Smart In Final, Joy talks about blackmail, her ex boyfriends who was a strip club DJ, Joy being a slut, and more.

This week we talk about Joy wanting to sell her feet pictures, Brodie reading the dogs their rights, gettting back a stolen phone, and more

This week is a day late because Joy broke the internet. We talk about the disappointment of not having our offer taken, trying to buy a new house, John slips in a Fauci, Disneyland, our hatred for Legoland, and a dude getting stuck in a slide.

This episode we talk about comedy porn or us doing chaturbate. Joy talks about stuff that happened to her in the massage room, becoming a plus size model and home schooling funnies. John talks about shit that happened this week, old pranks and more.

This episode is a shat show, and now Joy wants to rename the podcast. We talk about Joy's vibrator dying, and how she hates the new pulse settings, finding money in weird places, what happened after our kid walked in on us having sex, stories of us being bad people, and more.

This episode gets awkward. We talk about more about Anal, homeschooling the kids, our middle wanting to be Russian, smelly pusspuss, and more.

This week Joy and John talk about the first week of homeschooling. John mentions Joy's aunt who likes anal. John cries after watching a movie. Joy gets Instagram followers by being friends with a porn star, and John's 5 greatest feelings

This week John and Joy talk about dreams. John tells his creepy dreams, while Joy tells her anxiety fueled dreams. We talk about going to the comedy store for the first times since March, Kill Tony, movies, jerking off underwear and more

This week John and Joy talk about Ted Bundy's dildo, the earthquake, John makes his mom's special dinner, Cheers, Bret Michaels, ants, the Death Museum, and more.

This episode Joy and John talk about how two out of the three kids caught them having sex. There is fight in the middle that had to get cut out, but the tension is there. We talk about weird tips, masturbating, and more.

John reveals an embarrassing story that makes him never want to be on stage again. John rats Joy out telling a embarrassing story about Joy. Joy talks about her birthday and a mishap at Starbucks before she puts herself into a panic attack

This week we attempt to put a theme song in the front of the episode. John doesn't want anyone to listen he just wants to talk. We talk about the horny, mean people of Santa Clarita. We also talk about how our kids are being meanies through this whole quarantine

Our second episode. We talk about sex dolls, massage, and our shitty forth of July

John and Joy start their podcast adventure by telling stories they've never heard before.