When Wife Gives You Lemons

This week we talk about teenagers, cutting, being a parent, jokes, pooping your pants, becoming a better person, sex movies, and more #sex #movies #hauntedmansion

This week we talk about boys wearing skirts, dirty feet with clean balls, strangers coming over, psycho boyfriends, being safe, cocaine, heroine, sex, and more #sex #footfetish #feet

This week Brodie denies Farley an adventure, Joey Diaz and Eleanor Kerrigan shout me out, people getting punched in the head, little people wrestling and more #littlepeoplewrestling #punchedinthehead #accidents

This week we talk about John and Brodie going to the RC Nationals, forgetting not only it was picture day but also forgetting Brodie at school, ranting about life, fighting and more #divorce #pictureday #rcracing

This week we have guest Joe King back. We talk about penthouse forums, getting boners at inappropriate times, horns getting stuck, and more #guest #podcast #inappropriatestories

This week John gives Joy a lesson on drugs. He tells her about LSD, Acid, and Mushrooms. Our kids are going back to school, and people are still stupid #stupidpeople #mushrooms #lsd

This week we talk about author signing drunken times. We talk about the models, penis races, and more #model #authorsigning #shenanigans

this week we talk about steaking cars, kids realizing you had a life before them, grease, strip club djs, fingering and more #stripclubs #stripclubdj #kids

This week we talk about the worst birthday I've had. We talk about a dog fiasco, and more. #fiasco #kids #marriage

This week John and Joy talk about us fighting the last episode. We talk about auditions, carnival rides, farting, bad decisions and more. #farting #embarassing #baddecisions

This week John and Joy buy a new computer, we fight, we talk about driving to Fresno , and more #coconutcreampie #coconutoil #fight

This week we are still having technical difficulties. We talk about not having kids for a couple days, cum recipes, John weird sex noises, magic mountain and more #magicmountain #sexnoises #parenting

This was When Wife Gives You Lemon's 52nd episode. We wanted to do a video, but life happened today. We talk about DP definitions, marriage, and more #dp #drpepper #dirty

This week John and Joy talk about becoming orphans, restaurant nightmares, parents, diets, and more #marriage #relationships #orphans

This week we had some technical difficulties. We talk about gecko support, roller coaster, science teachers, and more. #marriage #kids #quarantine

This week John and Joy talk about gas station screw-ups, entitled people at in-n-out, finals week, kids, marriage, scissoring, signing reciepts and more #entitledpeople #in-n-out #finalsweek

This week Joy rants about awful people. John finds a weird butt plug. We talk about our week, trying to scissor each other, and our afternoon quickie #scissoring #quickie #awfulpeople

This week Joy and John talk about going on a date night. John confesses and pisses Joy off. Joy is a farmer now, and has to pee in a porta potty #kids #confessions #datenight

This week Joy talks about getting drunk on mother's day, birds and boobs, weird song lyrics, and more #drinking #boobies #songs

This week we talk about Garth Brooks weather fetish, stretching in the parking lot, the comedy stores back, kid psyching John out, and more #parenting #kids #marriage

This week John and Joy fight in the beginning of the show. We talk about goodwill dildo, pegging, Texas stories, and more #roadrunner #dildos #dreaming

This week we have special guest Joe King. We talk about animals, orcas, the ocean, porn houses, and more #Ocean #porn #bigfoot

This week we shout out our favorite podcasts #danishandoneil #ryansickler #joshwolf and more We talk about John's Facebook war, butt plug meat tenderizer, and more.

This week Joy tells John something she wish she hadn't seen, and talks about her mom doing drugs. John gets upset when people eat dinner for breakfast, and tells me about Sealand, and more #drugs #relationships #podcast

This week John and Joy talk about drugs, birthdays, dildos, whispering and more. #podcast #marriage #misheardlyrics