What's News With You

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FIFA is about to lose to a major sports competitor, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on Frisbee golf, struggle meals, and wedding speeches. YOU, our listeners, update us on your cat VIOLATING all conventions of personal space and decency. FOLLOW ASHLEY GAVIN:  Tour Dates & Newslette...

Americans aren’t taking vacations anymore, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on national parks, taking vacation, wearing your significant other’s skin. YOU, our listeners, update us on men making aggressive condom purchases and getting your family’s ashes in the form of a tasty meal. FOLLOW A...

The rich are being unfathomably evil in Washington, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on the WEIRD things in their camera roll: rubber bands, water bottles, planes, and pigeons. YOU, our listeners, update us on a shocking scandal in Seattle where rich elites are trying to prevent dying kids f...

Witches are casting spells to change the outcome of the NBA Finals, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Lizzy Cassidy, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on interior design, traumatized pets, manifesting, and BlackRock. YOU, our listeners, update us on getting robbed during a funeral and getting so blackout drunk th...

WATCH “Josh Johnson: Symphony” NOW, on HBO: https://www.hbomax.com/movies/josh-johnson-symphony/47fa368e-d91d-4da7-856b-32ff6c870733   Staircases may be the only thing that can take out Trump, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on stairs, personal growth, artistic intent, and the inaugura...

WATCH “Josh Johnson: Symphony” NOW, on HBO: https://www.hbomax.com/movies/josh-johnson-symphony/47fa368e-d91d-4da7-856b-32ff6c870733   Oligarchs want you to suffer so they can save a few bucks, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Ali Siddiq, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on taxes, the billionaires evading...

WATCH “Josh Johnson: Symphony” this FRIDAY, 5/22, on HBO: https://www.hbomax.com/movies/josh-johnson-symphony/47fa368e-d91d-4da7-856b-32ff6c870733   Dating in the world today has become a total mess, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on filming a new special, bungee jumping, breakfast, f...

The Epstein Class is trying to save its own skin, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Dan Soder, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on the media, drug commercials, rent strikes, show business, and how everyone is in the Epstein Files. YOU, our listeners, update us on the mysterious smell of dead bodies in your town and the boots-...

American society is trapped in a cycle of stupidity, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Preacher Lawson, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on Miss Universe, Steve Harvey, improving at chess, figuring it out, and stupid-people politics. YOU, our listeners, update us on Amish people running turkey sex-change scams i...

The government is openly scamming us in airports, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Derrick Stroup, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on bangin’, angry voices, replacing Alex, the TSA, and new houses. YOU, our listeners, update us on your kindness getting hijacked for illicit drug usage in Chicago. FOLLOW DERRICK...

The current FBI keeps making HUGE mistakes, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on social media bots, the rage bait economy, corruption across the US, and asking for wieners on Craigslist. YOU, our listeners, update us on the FBI burning dangerous amounts of illegal meth in Wyoming and survivin...

Riding the NYC subway has become an actual threat, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us riding the NYC subway and the myriad of psychopaths and genitals you are forced to endure while doing so. YOU, our listeners, update us on claiming the cat in the divorce and a group exploiting their status a...

Demonic corporations are putting money behind your favorite shows, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor EJ Marcus, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on overdressing, early onset dementia, painting your walls, and taking money from Palantir. YOU, our listeners, update us on a Chicago man lost in Buzzballs and a toxic...

Workers are giving “five-finger discounts” in this economy, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Morgan Jay, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on the housing market, strange jobs, stealing from work, and meeting Mr. Rubik himself. YOU, our listeners, update us on NIGHTMARE Bumble dates and farms in Germany that are...

Vegan indoctrination has finally reached our news room, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Yannis Pappas, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on pets being vicious, vegetarianism, the best race for wedding bands, and crowd work at church. YOU, our listeners, update us on your neighbor's attempts to control parking b...

Doordash is getting BANNED by schools across America, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Connor Wood, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on being born on 9/11, being a peasant in Kentucky, playing music out loud, and titanic tragedies. YOU, our listeners, update us on purchasing a haunted wrestling mask that brings...

Boulders have become a serious issue in this country, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Ian Lara, and YOU — we are covering it! Our news team updates us on pet insurance, employing the gays, nuclear war, and missing Josh. YOU, our listeners, update us on “Bob the Boulder” wreaking havoc across the country and escaped monkeys using AI to cover thei...

Americans can now only afford their life-saving healthcare when it’s on sale, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Nataly Aukar, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on blizzard accidents, the ick, MRIs, and how you can only afford them in a two-for-one-deal. YOU, our listeners, update us on massive fights in prison ge...

A new internet trend has taken hold of idiot men, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on blizzard cuddles, internet slang, looksmaxxing, and the loneliness epidemic. YOU, our listeners, update us on getting brain surgery in order to get some time off work and your neighbor painting your curb re...

Far right influencers are turning on each other, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Hannah Gadsby, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on alt-right trolls, the Superbowl, the Olympics, and being in charge. YOU, our listeners, update us on a man being persecuted for his pickles and getting signs beyond the grave from...

American police are killing in the name of adult toys, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on gamers getting mad, Red Bull sports, learning chess, and starting new things. YOU, our listeners, update us on the highest crime: a grimy ex stealing your vibrator FOLLOW ASHLEY GAVIN:  Tour Dates...

Landlords are playing with demonic forces, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Dewayne Perkins, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on accidentally entering ketosis, bombing for billionaires, and watching “The Traitors.” YOU, our listeners, update us on turtles trying to kill you and landlords engaging in a war with...

Healing gemstones have taken a freaky turn, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Leslie Liao, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on height restrictions at the grocery store, unfiltered apple juice, and the new trend of barbecue weddings. YOU, our listeners, update us on preventing stress by shoving crystals into your...

A disgusting cult compound was just raided in New Orleans, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Rosebud Baker, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on waking up early, stealing cats, demon children, and inspirational quotes. YOU, our listeners, update us on a compound in New Orleans that might be a cult but is DEFINITE...