What's News With You

Your father just passed away in the craziest way possible, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Zoltan Kaszas, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on homemade lotion, discounts at Hallmark, girls trip, and interruptions. YOU, our listeners, update us on raccoons binge-drinking over the holidays and your nude photos po...

The current White House is making unfathomable moves, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on January 6th, embarrassing politics, dead cats, developing lactose intolerance, & black vs. lesbian mortality. YOU, our listeners, update us on rats invading your toilets in Seattle and Stetson hats...

Revelations about Sean Combs in the new Netflix documentary are SHOCKING, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Sheria Mattis, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on supermodels, grandma dying, little penguins, and the new P Diddy documentary. YOU, our listeners, update us on your previous call-in resulting in a mental health check...

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The TRUTH about Taylor Swift has finally been revealed, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Caitlin Peluffo, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on your ex stealing your cat, banging firefighters, conspiracy theories, and your art leading the faithful into temptation. YOU, our listeners, update us on firefighters in your hometown...

Americans have officially become stupid, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, guest anchor Ali Kolbert, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on BBQ food, declining intelligence in the USA, faith, religion, and performing for bats. YOU, our listeners, update us on iguanas literally raining from the sky in Florida & getting in trouble at work...

Artificial intelligence may already be walking among us, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor JR De Guzman, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on surfing, hitting kids, trying to get healthy with sea moss gel, and why it isn't working because Josh is probably a machine. YOU, our listeners, update us on getting secret...

There is a GUARANTEED way to make your flight a MASSIVE risk, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on sick cats, birthday parties for your dog, teaching pets how to talk, and the opportunities presented by switching your race. YOU, our listeners, update us on procrastination causing the scariest...

U.S. Senators are absolutely crashing out behind the scenes, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Nore Davis, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on bombing at college stand up shows, following inspiring acts with jokes, insane voice memos, and aggressive senators in congress. YOU, our listeners, update us on insane d...

A psychotic grandma in Sweden needs to get locked up IMMEDIATELY, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Jay Jurden, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on getting insane hotels with points, running in black churches, bodybuilding, and dogs becoming "fat little men." YOU, our listeners, update us elderly women tryi...

Allegations against Cuomo took everything down, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Dulcé Sloan, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on arts & crafts, EMTs hating feet, broke dick giving babies, & MMA being a bit too gay. YOU, our listeners, update us on committing grand theft flowers, flamingo migration fact...

Shady people are trying to bankrupt Best Buy, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Nate Jackson, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on vivid dreams, working with Vince Vaughn, starting a clothing line, and corporate saboteurs at Best Buy. YOU, our listeners, update us on getting a DUI while driving a toy Barbie jeep...

Literal witch hunts are happening on cruise ships, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Jenny Zigrino, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on getting fired from a cruise line for performing witchcraft, getting bopped by the cops, and the power of illusions. YOU, our listeners, update us on frogs sneaking into your toi...

People are betting on underground hummingbird battles, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on getting new clothes, reliving college glory days, life in the closet, and eating too much paella. YOU, our listeners, update us on massive hummingbird fights breaking out in your backyard, and even bet...

Right-wing weirdos are weaseling their way into comedy shows, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on bodies breaking down, male legs being gross, & hecklers flashing white supremacist dog whistles. YOU, our listeners, update us on drama in your apartment complex surrounding a potential wind...

The Rapture has been predicted AGAIN, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Hank Green, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on the 2025 Rapture, cat dialysis, boomers flipping, & cell reconstruction. YOU, our listeners, update us on regular shootings at your local Ohio chicken shop and your pet dog potentially bein...

Ohio is getting BUCK WILD, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, guest anchor Gianmarco Soresi, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us family text chain drama, pet adoption systems being broken, and the bible being a boring read. YOU, our listeners, update us on meth-addicted raccoons getting arrested in Ohio (of course). FOLLOW GIANMARCO SORESI: W...

A new sport has professionals fighting in cars, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Ashley Gavin, Josh Johnson, guest anchor Roy Wood Jr., and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on Soul Train’s origins, painting your house, becoming a weeaboo, and competitive car fighting. YOU, our listeners, update us on waging total war on an unholy demon rat. We investigate...

Executives & Karens are being villains in broad daylight, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Ashley Gavin, Josh Johnson, guest anchor Yedoye Travis, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on Canadians booing America, Bill Maher interviewing demons, dominating pickup soccer, and Space Jam. YOU, our listeners, update us on embracing misandry and finding the...

ICE just lost big time in the courts, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Sheria Mattis, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on Zohran Mamdani, calling your grandma, mental patients escaping your building, and fishing stores getting gentrified. YOU, our listeners, update us on potential orgy coverups on Delta Airlines and your new...

Trump’s body is actively falling apart, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Malik Elassal, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on seeing broken bodies on your fans and your president, art getting commodified, and moving to fascist America. YOU, our listeners, update us on dating a red-flag plant daddy and your local...

IHOP dances on TikTok have sparked a culture war, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Erin Jackson, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on holding grudges over pancakes, potential threesomes, fat rats, and getting hot flashes on stage. YOU, our listeners, update us on meeting a drunkard that used to steal money from...

AI is reportedly being cooled by toilet water, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor John Kennedy, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on getting gifted baked goods, parents visiting, the intense energy usage of AI, and being crowned as king. YOU, our listeners, update us on waging war on your local HOA and a LITERAL c...

Josh crushed it as host on The Daily Show, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Joe List, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on severe negative self talk, bad bike rentals, getting a 3D printer, and hosting The Daily Show for the first time. YOU, our listeners, update us on being visited by the spirits while cleaning...

Elon Musk just wasted billions of Mexico’s dollars, and today on What’s News With You with stand-up comedians Josh Johnson, Ashley Gavin, guest anchor Randall Otis, and YOU — we are covering it! The news team updates us on combating ghosts, starting anti-depressants, getting swerved, being hatecrimed by your own people. YOU, our listeners, update us on the culture war surrounding a rat mural in Se...