What the F**k History

After laying down for a long winter's nap we are back and more wild than ever. If you couldn't tell by the episode title. With our holiday spirit behind us, at least one of us is ready for a fight as we get back in the ring with history in one corner, and us in the other. Zachary talks about some sucky sultan who clearly had some issues giving up power, Matt goes full dad mode once again with more...

We wish you a merry merry, as we gather around the fire we probably lit ourselves to tell stories of holidays past. And boy were they a rowdy bunch back then, and that's coming from us. Meghan gets into the spirit by regaling us with how carols came to be, while Zachary talks about a few fellows on the naughty list, and Matt finishes stuffing the stockings with some good ol' fashioned American boa...

Fat, happy, and full of pie, we crawl back off of our couches and into action as we come off the holiday swinging! After debating the proper technique for a (consensual) spanking, we get down to business. Meghan while debating the nature of hero and Disney princess origins talks about a sailor who never quite got the lesson a shark tried to teach him, Matt talks about an absolute Chad and it's all...

It's once again time to blow dust off of the tomes and get a little weird with history! Things start out strong as the gang spends a bit too long discussing mortality and the ethics of ice cream, but soon enough they're back to usual business. Matt gets back to dissing the French despite our leniency last week, ZaChary returns to his special segment and talks about a good ol' Irish boy, all while...

After our time away from the usual business, due to spooky Halloween business, we get back to what we do best. Laughing inappropriately at some of the less than fine moments in history. ZaCHary continues the series within a show by talking about the gentleman Chad of pirates, Meghan can't get enough of the spooky season and decided to deal in the delights of murder, and Matt brings us home with th...

A little spooky, a little scary, and definitely a lot silly. The gang gathers up their EMF readers and Ouija boards as we ask the powers of the great beyond to grant us some podcast guidance. Matt makes waves with some eerie ship stories, Zachary talks about spooky ol' England, and Meghan finishes things up with a good old fashion haunted house. With all the excitement for the season we bring this...

This week gets wild right out the gate, as we once again question history but also the universe and human anatomy. Nothing is ever off limits and we make that clear as we dive right in. Zachary Starts off his new series within the show with ol' boy Bill Miner and debates the loss of face to face interaction with white collar crime, while Meghan discusses the adventures of Lobster Boy America's wor...

Well the goofs start coming and they don't stop coming as we all take turns jumping in the driver's seat of the Ford Tacoma at each new red light. This week, Matt discusses a brave soccer team who does great work but will most likely be killed in the morning, Zachary brings all his mob connections (which for legal purposes don't actually exist) to the table, and Meghan brings out one of Zachary's...

Back from a short vacation for some of us, we slowly descend into madness but make sure rip right into another week of stories just for you. Meghan gives us the low-down on dog loving cultists, Papa Matt talks about the British beef patrol (not actual historical name) and divine intervention, while Zachary makes an oopsie, loses his gold star, but gives you one and a half stories to say he's sorry...

After the high of episode 50, it's time to get back to it sadly without the help of the listeners and Steve. But whoever said we can't do our own research was wrong, we can but we just like to make Kevin in intern do it. This week Zachary gets a little close to Matt's territory by talking about some Korean War conflicts and trains, Matt talks about a man with 11 secret herbs and poisons, and Megha...

Hey, it looks like we're officially over the hill! Fifty episodes older and absolutely none the wiser, the gang gets Steve to join them in person for once as we take your requests for the first time on the show. Zachary talks Texas and other insanity, while Meghan sinks into the woman who can't sink herself, all while Matt ends with a few tales reminding us that drugs are bad. Thank you all for fi...

Ready to rumble in more ways than one, we come out of the gate strong this week as we inch ever closer to the 50 episode mark! Zachary gets down and dirty per usual with some randy rankings, Meghan talks about how we all were horny on main for some certain flowers, and Matt gets a might uppity about some small town shenanigans out west. So buckle up in the Ford Tacoma, roll down the windows becaus...

Oh it's a hot one and we're full of hot takes but what else is new? If you missed us causing mayhem, you'll be happy to hear we are back in full force this week as Meghan gets into the ring with Regan for round 2, Matt has to suspect foul play because CSI wasn't around for a certain sultan, and Zachary decides to get weird and make everyone work for their satisfying ending for a change. So buckle...

We make our way back to a time when Matt was stricken with Covid and Meghan started off with some technical issues. And Zachary's problems, well their too many to list. But still our heroic, depending on who you ask, hosts manage to pull out some more stories for some over the top insanity. Matt makes a few good points about some sticky fingered girl bosses, Zachary talks about some old English cr...

The first episode of our bonus series, a show about the show, we take you behind the scenes on some of the fun stuff we've been working on. So come hangout with us as we get into goofs a bit preemptively. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pardon our delay but we promise it was worth it. Technical issues aside, we once again get cozy with out microphones and completely out of our minds. With podcast dad Matt wrapped up in our off the rails tangents, we do our best to find an exit back on to history highway. Meghan discusses the finer points of a fashion war, Zachary once again gets into the battle mushrooms, all while Matt wraps it...

Going hard on history is kind of our thing, but this week it happens right out of the gate. Zachary gets a little over excited about some civil war shenanigans, Meghan decides that one sandbox isn't enough for her, and Matt, per our request, puts a little extra stank on his Italian bucket battle. All while we can't seem to keep our conversation in one linear direction. History doesn't make a whole...

This week we get ready to shuffle around the usual mess and steal each other's thunder just a bit. Don't worry, it'll get stolen right back. Matt brings us a few tales of how petty people can get, Zachary lays the ground work for yet another historical heist movie, and Meghan gets deep into prohibition philosophy. After defining exactly what inflection is appropriate for the year, we finally get d...

We’re back once again to break in and tell you the things you never learned from polite society! It’ll only take an hour so please just hear us out. Zachary talks about how one sided a congressional conversation can be, while Matt returns to Rome and the glow of the great Orange Julius, all while Meghan calls upon our rubber chicken mascot to debate philosophy. Once again we start our week right w...

Back in the saddle and doing our best not to fall off, we once again make a mess of history. Well history made the mess itself but we’re refusing to clean it up. Zachary gets enraged over a berserker on a bridge while Meghan makes the most out of creepy men and drowned girls. Bringing us both terror and delight, Matt finishes us up this week by discussing some truly dirty birds. So grab your mop a...

Back at it and this time, it's not a joke. Okay we lied, it's all a joke to us but that's just how we roll! With no one managing to strike out this time we rev up the Ford Tacoma for another wild ride. Matt shows us that being something of scientist in history meant human rights violations, Meghan brings the Comedy Central roast of the Pope back from the dead, and Zachary makes us a...

With a bright future ahead and the past, well being the past, we decided to give you all a small little bonus episode! With a few things different and some twists and turns for sure we hope you enjoy a little extra something something. Be sure to listen all the way until the end so you don't miss a thing! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Someone finally let us out for the week and despite all our rage we’re still not Nicholas Cage. With that said, Meghan helps us question how real National Treasure is, Zachary reminds us why we and Mary Shelly work hard for our explicit tag, while Matt retreads some ground that never made it off the cutting room floor originally. Never say we don’t keep our word because one of us gets three strike...

We get a little tongue tied this week but that doesn’t stop us from barreling on through anyway. Matt makes us very quickly agree that even modern Greeks are worthy of myth, while Zachary goes in a slightly different direction by discussing the prelude to the mass murder of atomic weapons, all while Meghan not only keeps her cool better than us, but gives a final ruling on the advice of angels. Th...

With all the modern history going on lately we shout... well this looks like a job for me, as we dive into much less recent affairs of humanities storied past. From the con-artists that could taking over a sleepy town, to being way too horny for Roman fight boys, and Meghan stealing some World War II right out from under Matt's nose. We get back to what we know and do best, which is mostly st...