What the F**k History

What's better than a Halloween episode and a bonus After Dark? Why the powerful combination of the two!! So that's what we gave you! Now go enjoy this full unedited and extra wild episode where Matt and Zachary discuss missing peoples, and Meghan talks about how horrible mental health care is in this country. So sit back, get spooky (albeit a bit late), and join us in saying... what the f**k histo...

We wanna go fast, and if they're handing out prizes for historical fact finding... well we aren't always the best at it but damn do we try for gold. So jump on in and get things mostly right and always funny as Matt talks about a fisherman who doesn't give up, Meghan talks about a guy who just wanted to kill people, and Zachary talks about the worst sports rivalry ever. Like seriously ever. So hoi...

Well folks it looks like Zachary is gonna take all the time once again. But at least we learn to share as we swap who gets to tell the second story while Zachary continues to talk all things Blair Mountain. But this week Matt talks about some wild taxes, some sheep, and disputes between the British and the United States. Who would have guessed that would happen? So sit down, stand up, do the hokey...

Solidarity forever, and more stories about the terrible things we've done as a group of peoples. That's right folks, we are back and we are coming in swinging. At least one of us is as Zachary takes up more time than he should talking about unions, Matt gets skipped over because see aforementioned taking up too much time, and Meghan talks about one insatiable woman. So sit back, sign up for your m...

Get up off your butts and come demand that which is rightfully deserved, justice for a cow who died well along time ago. And if that doesn't sound appealing, well then just listen to your three favorite idiots blather on about history. This week Meghan gets Paleolithic on some rich dude, Zachary demands the titular cow justice, and Matt brings us a good story about a good girl. So grab your signs,...

In the name of the father, the son, and the holy f**king ghost we are back and ready to party with that good communion wine! We've arrived better late than never, to bring you some of the wildest west stories, the real gay agenda (according to Meghan), and Matt talks about some real Inglorious Bastards kinda sorta.. so while we may have gotten here late, we brought lots of drinks so don't be too m...

Wait, what's this? After Dark doesn't come out on the regular feed? Well this week it does! That's right folks, just for you all we're showing off what the podcast is like before we hit the proper record button, you know the bigger one slightly left of the other one. So in case you're curious about the Patreon or just one a week of extra us, you're welcome and enjoy joining us... After Dark. Hoste...

We promised you the goods and now we are here to deliver, so don't say we never did nothing for you! Zachary once again (eagerly) dives back into a subject he claims to know a lot about, Matt brings up the no-so-princess who had to deal with the consequences of her own actions, and Meghan talks about the Japanese island of all of our dreams. So strap in, sit tight, and don't fidget too much in the...

We come back swinging this week as Matt gets us right off track right away with a never ending bit we wish we came up with. Well instead we found three other dumb stories from long long ago. Zachary talks about a war of bread and no butter, Matt brings up our boy Benny Franks, and Meghan talks about a boy who just wanted to build castles. So get ready, get seated, and get something else (we don't...

Three quarters of the way there and holy hell we haven't gotten any less troublesome have we? This week we get a little mean spirited for the fireworks extravaganza that is the fourth but in all fairness, America hasn't been that good this year so we didn't feel like throwing it a birthday party. However, Meghan is ready to talk about a warrior woman with mile long mammaries, Zachary gets wild abo...

And kiss they do as we get all lovey dovey (in a way) this week with another set of weird stuff no one really wanted us to know. Meghan this week talks about some elephant riding ladies, Matt discusses the pros and cons of war time tree maintenance, and Zachary talks about a bit of lunar problem we tried to solve the American way. We continue to apologize as we still have a few technical difficult...

You love us because of our flaws, not just in spite of them right? Because we have a little oopsie on Matt's audio this week so while it might not be the best quality, the jokes are still top notch. Zachary pulls a 90s slam cut on us while talking about science and sex raves, while Meghan forgets a title but brings the heat with a possible historical shit post, and Matt brings quite the caboose on...

This week we once again get together for some nice wholesome fun... just kidding! Like we know how to be family friendly? We once again grab history by the horns and pin in to the ground as this week Matt discusses our boy Kosrow who had a way with city planning, Meghan talks about one bad pope (in particular), and Zachary continues to talk capers as he gets both wild and west. So between discussi...

We're here this week with an extra special extended After Dark segment. In order to stack the deck exactly how we want it, we decided to give y'all a little bit we recorded even without an episode coming after. So sit back as we just shoot the breeze without any episode needed. Relax and join us, After Dark. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Take me out to the ball game, take me away from sports and to this podcast because we find baseball boring. Sorry! But if you're like us and are more interested in stupid stories than bats on balls, boy have we got a week for you. Zachary talks about yet another Roman, this one being too much man for any lady to handle, Matt gets crazy on some small time pirate history, and Meghan brings us home w...

Starting off on the right (we lied it's the wrong) foot with Matt making our minds flip with what he learned today. And if you thought that was a lot, wait until you're past the first three minutes of the show. Because this week Matt also talks about a lot of people's French mistress who was pretty good with a sword, Zachary talks about some wild dinner time crooks, and Meghan talks about the expl...

Well, we are here. We know that we're late (probably) but hey, we made it! Ready to shake our heads disapprovingly at histories efforts, Zachary talks about the man with the most rizz, Meghan talks long and hard about a Russian surprise, and Matt stirs up some controversy for the podcast. So sit down, we're about to take attendance and you don't want to be late like us, and raise your hand to ask...

Back and more brazen than ever! While we have never had a take that wasn't steaming hot, this week we get up there on the historical Scoville scale. Meghan brings us a story from France and China and well a bunch of other places, Zachary once again gets into some beef with an author or two, and Matt discusses the joys of being a parent. So enjoy as we run a little over our allotted hour and crack...

Well, we tried to be good... clearly one of us messed up because we're dishing out a strike! This week, Matt gives us the wild tale of the nuclear man, Meghan talks about the most well traveled woman we ever heard of, and Zachary gets back to nature and gives you a list of names you'll absolutely never forget. We sure didn't. So cut us some slack as we deal with a bit of background noise, trip up...

Guess who's back? We're back. Well we never really left but one of us took a vacation so we're celebrating a triumphant return anyway! We once again get all weird on history with a man who was a dragon, who liked books, Meghan talking about her favorite real life historical fiction, and Matt once again returns to WWII to do some ghost busting. Oh and we once again reignite the age old debate of Gu...

Board your ships, throw up the anchor, and man your cannons because we're going wild tonight! Getting back to basics, Matt makes us question our sanity with some twins straight out of Misery, Zachary gets back to it searching for all your doubloons, and Meghan goes nuclear on all of our a**es in the best way possible. So sit back, relax, grab a drink by the big windows, and watch as we once again...

Raise the main sale and pull up the anchor, we're about to set sail on an ocean of weird once again! With a not so cleaver rename of the podcast (that we promise won't be staying) we get ready for the wild waves ahead. Zachary brings us a story about the little cook that could eventually, you know, right after discussing the latest in high seas fashion, Matt brings us a wild woman who just so happ...

Back at it with our first official episode recorded in this, the year of our lord, 2023! Getting right down on it Matt starts his own segment within a show but only after we all pay our respects to Justin, the king of podcasts within podcasts, Zachary talks about some serious stuff this episode so be warned, but Meghan brings us back home with the always humble garden gnome. So sit down, get your...

Bigger, badder, and with even more attitude, the gang gets back into the ring to go a few more round with the wildest stories history has to offer. Zachary continues his mini-series while tearing through the old west, Meghan talks about someone heading home in the most roundabout way possible, and Matt gives a whole list of accomplishments that lead to one of the best titles a person can earn. So...

Start spreading the news, we're back from vacay! That's right folks, with a little extra rest under our eyes, we managed to remove dark circles from our faces while diving into some even darker circles of history! Matt brings us a tale of a man who lacked very little in life but still had a very untimely death, Zachary is back on his bulls**t and we won't be elaborating on that, all while Meghan t...