What the F**k History

We’re back and now that we have tackled a serious episode, it’s time to get back to what we do best. Tell ridiculous stories, act like idiots, and probably mispronounce a lot of things. We put on our cape and cowl as Zachary tracks down the tale of a real life Riddler, Matt educates us about a marvelous medieval man child, and Meghan gives us the tale of how one might build their own mechanical sa...

All revved up and only one place to go! Where is that place? We don’t rightly know because what is time really? This week Meghan debates the economy of the cosmos and the the merits of precognitive podcasting, Zachary makes everyone miserable with important but scary information, and Matt does his best to pick us up with the one true emperor of America. So get strapped in and ready for a roller co...

Our audio is a bit out of wack this week and we apologize, but it’s only because we all crammed into one room to bring you the What the F**k Historical Stunt Spectacular! For the first time all three of us gather in the same room to look each other and you the listeners dead in the eyes while we talk about the worst the world has to offer. From an ice cream odyssey, to the cutest child soldier, an...

As we three knuckleheads gather around our festive hearth to share stories, our powers combine to create the super holiday spectacular you’ve all been waiting for! Zachary confuses the crowd with a flurry of time stamps and revolt, while Meghan discusses the finer points of arson. Matt finally gives us the Christmas cheer we all waited for with a heartwarming tale of the government and Santa. So s...

It only gets weirder as we keep going. With our one year anniversary only slightly behind us, we pack into the Ford Tacoma and hit the gas on some of our weirdest stories yet. The fastest knife in the west end causes Zachary to impersonate a British cowboy, we try our best to piss off PETA for a second time with a spy vs spy vs hippo story, and Meghan makes us all question if we can go one week wi...

The fates have aligned as the god king, the abyssal princess, and Matt (who still needs to be bequeathed a moniker) take their thrones and consult with the council of goofs once more. Zachary gets ready to rumble alongside Honest Abe, Meghan helps us follow along Einstein’s brains big adventure, and Matt gets close to his strike counter while talking about the best sniper boy out there. With the c...

Back at it again folks with our typical eldritch, I mean historical bulls**t. No holding back this week as Meghan brings the heat with some light wars which reminds ZaCHary where exactly he left his god throne, Zachary gets a bit salty about billionaires both past and present, while Matt shows us that there is nothing great about being mummified while still alive. All while tying to keep us on tra...

Halloween might be over, but we’re pulling the holiday’s shambling corpse out of the grave for one last hurrah as we dive down into this year’s Halloween spectacular. Get ready to be comfortable being uncomfortable as Meghan shows us why too many first names (among other things) is definitely an indicator of bad things, Matt leaves us to ponder the handkerchief conversion rate, and Zachary reminds...

Would the real doctor please stand up!? Because this guy clearly is a quack. We let the weird out a little longer than normal today as we get a full Tarantino five act story of misguided medicine, a Canadian Ocean’s level heist, and a family fire that still makes no sense to us. With a little cliff hanger that quickly gets resolved, we stay spooky for the month of October as we ask as always, what...

Another week, another story, another not so subtle advertisement of Zachary’s butt. With the start of spooky season we get wild as we bring up the gentlemanly way to win a fight (it involves asking nicely), we rag on the Puritans once again as we talk about a man we’d all trust with an old timey orgy, and discuss the finer points of living in a dystopian hellscape with an insane leader. So get wei...

What’s that?! It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s the insanity of humanities collective past! Oh and also birds, a lot of birds in this one. Strap in as we bring our weirdest this week including a war on birds, the most unnecessary battle ever, and truly ghosts in someone’s blood (really but kind of). This week Matt gets to be the know it all and we all get to shout what the f**k history?! Hosted o...

We have awoken from our slumber and... oh dang Zachary is sick. And so isn't this history as this week we tackle the weirdest man to come out of WWII since our boy Mad Jack, how even in fake life we can't escape death, and even in the 1930's we were obsessed with cute animal stories. Big ones. So grab your crop tops and fishnets, buckle into your seat in the Ford Tacoma, and get rea...

Back and… dirtier then ever? The gang gets up to some very low brow hijinks as we welcome Andrew Rosas and Drew Saplin of The Most Podcast! With room in the backseat of the Ford Tacoma for everyone, we discuss the interesting and dangerous trends that came long before the gram, the roast master supreme of France, what if we had presidential zombies, and all about a ham sandwich that caused trench...

With the gang all here on the spookiest day of the year that isn’t Halloween, we dive deep into the swamps to bring you the best of the worst. While Zachary is busy casually hitting on the audience, Meghan talks about the worst mayor since… well ever, Matt makes us cringe with a love sick count, and Zachary gives us all a reason to cheer on the mob. Thank you once again to Death Roll Apparel for s...

We’re back baby, and so aren’t a few of our old friends from history. With never enough of our favorites we discuss the immortal Lord Byron, statement that becomes more ironic after you listen, the best Great Depression Episode of Horders, and we prove that Pat Benatar was right, love is a battle field. With a special shout out to someone we actually know and who’s very much alive, Steve, we conti...

Better late than never, the gang adds in another episode with a subtle bit. Very subtle. Almost as subtle as our hero this week. Who hunted U-boats, invented sexting, and might have learned to talk to elephants. Not to be out done, Meghan brings tales from the lesser known of the last name who still managed to make his own country where there were no gods, no kings, only trash island. So strap in...

Back and better (that’s subjective) than ever! The gang brings you along another wild ride this week as we dare to dig through the weird sh*t your ancestors left behind. From the best Irish spring, to Wiley Coyote’s stunt man, and even writing the new Ocean’s movie, things get weird real quick this week. We sing a few songs, have a few laughs, and as the question, what the f**k history?! Hosted on...

We've been here for years! Or at least 19 episodes. And this is the one where things get weird... but what else did you expect from us? The gang gets another visit from their favorite half-assed historian, we get a redo on the little ship that couldn't, and give a lot of awww's for a horse and his boy. Or rather a horse and his stark raving mad emperor. With weird terminology, a can...

All revved up and only one place to go, and that is straight to the explicit tag as the gang gears up to make you make that one face in that meme. You know which one right? Ha ha we're all laughing. From reinventing the trolly problem with 99 plus luftballons, to explaining the merits of Victorian fashion, and even a reason as to why you can't find that thing you just put down (as long a...

Back at it with the historical hot takes, Matt buries the lead once again while Meghan continues to report on Greeks flashing for freedom. A trip in the Ford Tacoma brings us back to when apparently everyone was named James, wooden legs were to be destroyed without prejudice, and if all else failed you accused the physician of seducing your wife. A little goes a long way in life but once again we...

Beware us, as the gang records on the Ides of March. Not so typical shenanigans ensue as we all realize what we brought in our historical picnic baskets. From producing our own head cannon for a bear we barely know, to learning not to mess with nature, back to once again really messing with nature... and artillery shells. We can't forget those. Locked and loaded to give you our most unbearabl...

This week the gang comes back to discuss the boy who wouldn’t die, the merits of having more sass and a lot of ass, and the Greek gay icon we never knew we needed. Also Meghan shares an emotional story from her childhood, causing a slight breakdown over onions. For once we manage to keep our French feelings bottled up. Oh and apparently money solves all the problems except death. Once again we dig...

In this episode the gang gathers to whip out yet another recurring bit, can you find it? Oh and we also piss off skittles and discuss the finer points of cannibalism. For the first time... we think but we can’t be sure. This episode we figure out way around the new 7/11 meat slurpee, a woman who, much like the joker, preferred her backstory to be multiple choice, and why aquatic explosive are alwa...

This week the gang does quite a lot of thanking, from our good friend Cat who gave us a great story this week to the many fans we found out we have around the world. With our trusty time traveling truck we explore the use of breasts as a legal defense, how to get the most out of your spaghetti trees, and the pizza argument that almost broke the internet. Lucky episode thirteen leads to a  few cras...

Once again the gang returns to World War II, all of the dads would be proud of us. We also find out that Meghan is most certainly a father. Jumping Fenchmen, the scariest version of clowns, going for the long con, and a lot of Ryan Reynolds jokes are in store as we once again ask the question what the f**k history? Also Ryan, if you're listening, we'd apologize but we'll leave that...