Western Promises

WESTERN PROMISES X WESTERN PROMISES A true David and Goliath story of a scrappy upstart podcasting company from Texas going up against a titan of industry creative agency from Paris.  We are joined by Chloe from Western Promises, a creative solutions agency based in Paris to discuss potential litigation, terrorism, decline of western civilization and expectations, Euphoria, Cuties, and what t...

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The fellas listen to and discuss the "Marking Talk" given to Beaumont's congregation when he left the Jehovah's Witnesses. This is part 1 of of 2. For part two subscribe to our patreon: www.patreon.com/westernpromises

What can we even say about this. The man, the legend, the infamous Mr. Mikey Miles.  This is part one of Mikey Miles on Western Promises.  For part two subscribe to our patreon: patreon.com/westernpromises Follow Mikey Miles on instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/mikeymiles160/

First official episode with kevinsorbofan as cohost. elden ring lori lightfoots cute little hoofs voyeurism  Russia/Ukraine analysis ELDEN RING patreon.com/westernpromises  

What an honor it is to finally joined by the man himself, Greg Schneiderhan.  Greg is a very genuine, funny guy and we had a great time talking to him. If you liked the episode and you enjoy Greg's content, help him out by donating to his paypal here: https://www.paypal.me/GregSchneiderhan?locale.x=en_US And listen to his podcast here: https://open.spotify.com/show/0fNlhpB0UrBzS4azqWVgVJ

Beyond Woke and Problematic joins us to discuss ant-work, KellyAnne Conway's tight little body, catboys, dry-ass-pussies, and so much more.  Follow bwap_2 here: https://www.instagram.com/bwap_2/ https://twitter.com/WokeBeyond

Join us in a celebration and appreciation of the feminine with Alex Beinstock. This is part one of the episode. for part two you'll need to mosey on down to patreon.com/westernpromises Follow Alex on instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/wholesomecreativeguy/

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*Unlocked Premium Episode*  Wow the second ever premium episode of Western Promises with our good pal martyrgirlfriend. Big God episode and big Jehovah's Witness episode. Thanks for subscribing, we are going to have such fun together. Follow Nicholas on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/martyrgirlfriend/

Happy new year. arent we all so glad to be dumping that heckin garbage fire that was 2021?!?! what a real douche-canoe of a year am i right?  Western Promises invites you to celebrate the first Monday of 2022 with Beaumont and Paris and our pal David. Who is this "David?" Well you will just have to listen to find out.  We love you.  If you enjoyed this episode or any of the other on...

What is there to say here? We had a nice conversation with Poo_Devourer. Poo is someone with (practices?) Coprophagia which www. PetMD.com describes as the act of consuming feces.  We also talk about Louis Thereoux a bit.  Sign up for our Patreon please :D www.patreon.com/westernpromises

Folks this PATREON.COM/WESTERNPROMISES week we had on our pal Ryan Maleady. We dis PATREON.COM/WESTERNPROMISES cuss hacktivism, looney toons, PATREON.COM/WESTERNPROMISES NASCAR, donotresearch, and his new book called: PATREON.COM/WESTERNPROMISES Flounder.  But folx, sign up for our Patreon. I wont link it here because self promotion makes me feel a little gross but you can find it im sure. Lo...

Jacques from Seeking Derangements joins us to ask me to edit out most of the things he says. If you subscribe to our patreon i will text you what he actually said. Just kidding! Listen to Seeking Derangments https://open.spotify.com/show/4koQ96PfbMmqCDDO2gSkcU?si=3d0dd2197d9a4a85 Follow them on Instagram www.instagram.com/seekingderangmentss

They said it couldnt be done and we said: "hold my freaking beer pal"  5 guests. Some old favs some new friends. One guy is recording from the backseat of a Hyundai Accent. one thing for sure though is that this is 1 hour and 20 something minutes of non-stop Fella Excellence™ Also go rate the show in iTunes (ლ´ڡ` )ლ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ლ(´ڡ`ლ) https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/western-promises/id15...

He y look at this, another love line. you have completely rworded questions and we have and answers to match, baby. Are you a poly person stuck in a monogamous person's life? or did you just never learn that you shouldnt act on literally every single impulse you have? Thats just one example of something like 19 questions. amazing 

joined by the notorious drugcultgang to discuss analsex.gov, chris chan cum shooters, hauntological bed wetting, and some pretty crafty ideas on how to get some big guests on your up and coming podcast.  Follow drugcultgang: https://www.instagram.com/drugcultgang/ And listen to his podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/drugcultgang/id1531799018

little two seater Honda del Sol episode. No seat belts with 2 points on our license and we are cruisin for a transfusion. 

We are joined by WP alum and Mikey scholar welcome_to_my_website and hunderbiden, an admittedly green Mikeyhead who will truly wow you with her Mikey knowledge, impersonations, and compassion for our troubled muse.  Follow them on instagram: weclome_to_my_website: https://www.instagram.com/welcome_to_my_website/ hunderbiden: https://www.instagram.com/hunderbiden/

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big boy ep today with Academic Fraud. its almost 3 hours of intellectual discourse. Intro made by Academic Fraud ✍( ͡▧ ͜ʖ ͡▧) In this episode alone we solve: Flint Michigan Gabby Pepito Israel/Palestine(the easiest one) David Foster Wallace and Gromit  getting pussy/not getting pussy trad cath(eter) religion in the 2wenty 5ist 7entury  As always follow the boy:   https://www.in...

Hi folks, Beaumont here, pronouns oy/vey, and i want to welcome you to a super sweet one with our boy Israellectuals2. Love on the spectrum, the ten commandments, ben-hur (more like been-her, right fellas?), rainbow six mandalay bay, djinn and tonic, reddit moment! [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] follow Israellectuals2 on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/israellectuals2/

Beaumont and Paris meet on a Sunday afternoon. Guns. Blood in Sperm. A Devious Lick. The Kidnapping. A Wrongful Arrest. A show of strength. 2 Dead from Tuberculosis. Comanche ambush. Mexican heroes.  Tell your friends about our lil show please  (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง

wow what a fun one. we are joined by the hyphenated hombres rhodesian_dennis_miller and welcome_to_my_website to do a deep dive on instagram's favorite r-words. Mikey Miles, tonychasebusiness, Lucas Werner and some others. We also discuss crushing porn, middle eastern tensions, the big apple and the failure of art to every truly capture the absurdity and beauty of reality (with the exception of We...