Western Promises

PATREON.COM/WESTERNPROMISES episode 67. what else can we say. elon musk bedside table, nick fuentes, jimmy kimmel, ye, using CRISPR to make your baby even more chinese, folks, what else is there, Jude Doyle, Cyberpunk, what else!?? i mean, wtf, the witcher??? TIM POOL????

i wish i could just relive the days when i could play call of duty modern warfare 2 online over and over and over again. nothing will ever feel like that ever again.

PART 1 :) israellectuals hangs out IRL to talk elevator autists, Australian rock n roll, and what it means to be punk  follow israllectuals on instagram: instagram.com/israllectuals2 for part 2 subscribe pls :) patreon.com/westernpromises

thank flying spaghetti monster its friday  no guest this week, still reeling from loss of our instagram account. we have a new one, follow that please. instagram.com/westernpromises_subsistence free tonychasebusiness free darrell  free drugcultgang support the boys and our album writing trip to the cabin in the woods and get access to all other content: patreon.com/westernpromises

Join us for this exciting radio drama. What is going to happen with anna taylor joy and this big horse? will the jockey be involved? how much? too much? Smegmagician joins us to not masturbate at all while we discuss teaching your son to masturbate, tiktok, the internet, pornography, and Dance Dance Revolution. Article read this episode: https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/04/how-to-talk-to-a-te...

We are joined by Max from Schizotopia to discuss self circumcision, darrell brooks, diamond and silk, bait car, to catch a predator, swatch internet time, and so much more. Support the show and get access to all additional bonus content: patreon.com/westernpromises Follow Schizotopia Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/schizotopia.pod/ Podcast: Schizotopia

A preview of bonus episode 15 Justice4Darrell To listen to the full episode, get access to all other bonus content, and to help me get top surgery, subscribe to our patreon. patreon.com/westernpromises

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Joined once again by our pal Academic Fraud to discuss Canadian politics, lizzo, pit bulls, return, polyamory, twitchcon, pokemon, the young turks, and most importantly redacted.  Buy his books: https://fraud.cool/ Support the boys: patreon.com/westernpromises

One last episode before Kevin's blood ritual at Jolibee is complete. The boys are joined by a tribe of south Sudanese pygmies who talk about the way of living in their small village. Small as in number of people, dont be rude. But honestly yes this is the last one where everything will be all fucked up because now im all settled into my new cute place, kevin is done with whatever personal bullshit...

CLASSIC EPISODE ALERT  Kevin is dead, long live kevin Kevin's frail chinese body has succumbed to a world of warcraft virus and now it is just Beaumont and Paris, the original WP boys. All texas all the time.  I thought for sure Andrew and Tasha were done after he "licked her tit or whatever" but wow they really pulled through. I know i dont know them but i feel like they will truly make...

Imagine a city. Now imagine that city in a 3 dimensional space. Take it and elevate it 1500 feet into the air. suspend it. rotate it 90 degrees on its y axis. separate all doors from their hinges. remove all screws from fences and uproot all trees. remove all color except for cyan. rotate it again, this time 45 degrees on its x axis. combine all the dogs into a big ball in the middle of the conven...

WELCOME TO A WORLD OF MARIO BRACE IN FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE subscribe to watch us eventually finish deus ex and join our discord (we'll link it again at some point): https://www.patreon.com/westernpromises

1. hi we're not dead but a host by the name of "Bow Mont" has died tragically in a car accident RIP 2. did regis philbin psyop norm madcdonald into losing celebrity millionare? yes 3. a very special bonus ep thing being edited as we speak and will be out soon we promise 4. nothing wrong with me 5. nothing wrong with me 6. somethings got to give 7. let the bodies hit the floor subscribe to our patr...

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The second half of our conversation with Mikey Miles. We get into his relationship to his family, his views on global politics, and his run in with the law. Love him or hate him there is no denying that he is Mikey Miles.  For all of our episodes and bonus content subscribe to our patreon: www.patreon.com/westernpromises

The Flash Resident Evil 2 Remaster Ciudad Juarez The list goes on. WE are joined by the crazy white boy weirdbiped. Listen in to one of the most nut-nut episodes yet.  Follow weirdbiped on instagram: weirdbiped For part two of this episode and all other bonus episodes and content subscribe to our patreon: patreon.com/westernpromises

Terrence Howard thinks 1x1 = 2,  has a secret system called 'Terryology' and spends 17 hours a day  making nameless plastic structures 'This is the last century that our children will have to be taught that one times one is one' FOR MORE CONTENT AND TO SUPPORT THE FELLAS SUB TO: PATREON.COM/WESTERNPROMISES

Lets hear from the man himself: Bill Gates just became single recently and so has the Queen of England. Find out what happens next in this feisty romance novel. 18+🖤 Spicy ~~~~~~~ Romantic ~~~~~~~~ 🔥

First fully in person episode with all of the fellas. As close to Lori as we have ever been. The energy is buzzing the camaraderie is buzzing the coors banquet is flowing. If comcast doesnt fix my internet soon im going to self immolate on the steps of city hall.  Subscribe to our patreon: patreon.com/westernpromises

WP Fine Arts Edition. We are joined by the_last_male_poet to discuss Earthbound and Ezra Miller.  Follow the_last_male_poet on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_last_male_poet/ For more content and to support the arts subscribe to our patreon: www.patreon.com/westernpromises

what is there to say. the boys meet one of their heroes. Mr. Cobra, it was truly an honor.  Part 2 coming soon on our Patreon, subscribe to get access to more Cobra and more everything: www.patreon.com/westernpromises King Cobra's Wands and Music: https://soundcloud.com/kingcobrajfs https://www.etsy.com/shop/CobraCraftWands

The Boys had a wonderful conversation with Dan, a naked man. He is a nudist author and all around great guy.  In solidarity I was naked all day and during the podcast but rudely Paris and Kevin were fully clothed. Cowards. Topics: brett kavanaugh attempted shooting  Monkey given life sentence in India  Nude dating  Much more i think  Support the boys and get access to so m...

Premium Episode Unlocked  For more premium episodes and video content subscribe to our patreon. also support your beautiful gay boys: patreon.com/westernpromises welcome to the goon cave. *kisses you on the cheek like tony soprano*  welcome to your new family. the end is nigh. turning point usa. CENK?!  CENK?! CEEEEEENNNKKKKK!!!!!!

（*＾3＾）/～♡ WESTERN PROMISES LOVE AND POSITIVITY ARC （*＾3＾）/～♡ 4 Indian guys and a monitor lizard walk into a bar.  Support the show and get more content: patreon.com/westernpromises Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIQ7BY9VwAXUFPkk6XZ6wnw