Western Promises

with the boss out of the office, Paris and Kevin debate the merits of honking your car horn in celebration, why paris HATES the term boomershooter, and how one epic prank went tragically wrong these are called "jokes" "folks"... if you have a problem with us, take it up with our 5'2 senegalese manager named Gamecube. you can find him at https://www.patreon.com/westernpromis...

Strap in for the debate event of the century. Young vs Old, West Coast vs Midwest, Israel vs China - Our very own Kevin stands up to the likes of Israellectuals and only me can decide who is the victor. You 👏 are 👏 not 👏 gonna 👏 wanna 👏 miss 👏 this 👏 folks👏 Follow Israllectuals: instagram.com/israellectuals2 You liked it? yeah? well then support the show you bag a bones, you baby boy, you...

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folks this week has been it is interesting that beau is afraid i find it funny how tony hawk the thing about mixing it up when everyone chris chan is on the loose free and thriving zelda leaked, im playing neo geo the sun is coming out and spring is upon us im in love and tongue kissing you after holding a mouthful of grape soda in my mouth for 10 minutes xoxoxo - beaumont

Fishtank.live, what is that? who is watching? is it okay? is it safe? are you safe? Who the heck is stephen crowder? what? am you okay? what is going on? am i? patreon.com/westernpromises

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well WHAT do ya know? beaumont and paris have left this miserable planet and only the chinese savant hero genius "kevin" is left to maintain it. lets have some fun..... (im going to end my life tomorrow) heres a cool lil thing: https://www.patreon.com/westernpromises

beaumont moves to japan to compete against the world's best custers revenge speedrunners. kevin's $5 webcam is still broke but it now allows everyone to see 5 seconds into the future. paris is in jail for selling rifles at a tj maxx. and you won't believe what happens next. subscribe for cool stuff please we quit our jobs and took out our 401ks to pay for the funeral service for the ca...

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help me i have sold my most average daughter into slavery to get more Vbucks for a better call saul skin patreon.com/westernpromises im on high doses of fake adderall and bathtub ozempic; i kiss you softly as the n64soundfont cover of where is my mind plays on travel tv dvd player strapped to the back headrest of a 2002 ford explorer with a noisy timing belt. in this moment we are forever

turns out ive just been taking meth this whole time, who knew? support us pls patreon.com/westernpromises

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we are joined by memes of saturn to discuss what REALLY happened in las vegas when that shooting happened, the next ince1 Sh*0ting, Long Beach California, those guys at the mall that try to sell you lotion, super mario kart, and a few other things.  Subscribe to our patreon for video episodes and bonus episodes: patreon.com/westernpromises Follow memesofsaturn on instagram: instagram.com/them...

im supposed to be on vacation. i didnt ask for any of this. i have brain zaps and my shoulder hurts. its saturday, one day late. happy mardi gras 

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despite zero interest or support from anyone Paris' School of Femboy Magik and Homosexual Witchcraft is now open. to enroll please get on the first available public transit option in your city and hold hands with the driver.  patreon.com/westernpromises  to get access to the real spells

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all proceeds from the patreon this month will go to the gas stove anti defamation league patreon.com/westernpromises  to support the show and get access to all bonus content and nude videos of paris dancing and holding hands with boys we talk about the andrew callaghan allegations and have a secret special guest but more importantly death stranding

support the show: patreon.com/westernpromises 🎶im a zoomer, im a groomer, im a midnight gooner🎶 - lyrics and composition by Paris. Happy new year promises. this is going to be a good year. lets make this recession work for us  DO NOT, under ANY circumstances, enroll in Paris' magic school. first and only warning.

SUPPORT THE SHOW: patreon.com/westernpromises Happy New Year from the boys, we love you so much

patreon.com/westernpromises The boys from the betaverse podcast join us to wish all the freaks, the losers, the broken-hearted, the crippled, the stupid, the gay, the fat, the ugly, the stinky smelly, the grotesque, the Albanian, the christian, and the muslim a wonderful merry christmas and happy holidays.  listen to the betaverse here: https://open.spotify.com/show/7hJMETwpPjeC8gonyPYoXT?si=...

support the show :) patreon.com/westernpromises we are joined by final_f0rm to talk resident evil, tank controls, the T virus, semen retention, pre rendered backgrounds, dead space, and so much more. follow final form on instagram: instagram.com/final_f0rm

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