WesternPromises

Western Promises

Comedy EN ↓ 134 episodes

Beaumont, Paris, and Kevin lead you through the troubled wasteland of funkopops, disney adults, marvel movies, and bad opinions to the refreshing oasis of good opinions, firm convictions, mushy buffet-style ideology, and genuine camaraderie. Also just kidding if youre upset at anything or whatever.

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011 Thanks For The Gold Kind Stranger *pats ur heckin doggo* not ft. chethankxfinsta (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ 06.09.2021 1:30:54

we recorded an episode with the boy chethanxfinsta but his audio was too bad to use. Sorry! So this is just an ep with your two favorite outlaws, Beaumont and Paris. We talk about Bait Car, black hammer, Walk The Line, Rachel Dolezal's feet, i cut out some stuff about the anitchrist, we look at a bunch of celeb dick pictures. Shout out to www.leakedmeat.com  for some of the most fun ive had i...

010 Krakatoa to Scat Fetish Pipeline ft. yawnpoint 30.08.2021 1:38:39

i know, i know, my audio is kinda gross nasty in this one. got those phreak phonetics that goofy gab the silly sound but its fine. We are joined by yawnpoint to talk about Sandy Hook, RGB in hell, SquareEat, and Jehovah's Witnesses in tight homosexual pants. Had a lot of fun with this one. Also yawnpoint made the into for this weeks episode. All past and future guests are on notice 😤 Follow yawnp...

009 First They Came for the Blizerians ft. 8pl8s. 23.08.2021 1:58:25

This week the big money rustlers Beaumont and Paris are joined by the enigmatic wonder, the carnivorous C*nadian, DC, the host of the notorious 8pl8s podcast. This one was a lot of fun.  Listen to his show and give him money here: gumroad.com/8pl8s or here https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-8pl8s-podcast/id1545460108 but definitely not here: https://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/family...

006 C:\Users\Beaumont\Side_Hustles\Audio_Based\Podcast\ep006BuriedPenisFINAL(slurs_removed) 02.08.2021 1:28:16

Beaumont and Paris discuss Buried Penis syndrome, Mask-ulinity, TeddyBoy Greg. Also mikey miles and chris chan got arrested wow. we dont discuss that on this episode because we recorded it before that happened but wow. maybe next time. 

005 Northrop Grumman Loveline 26.07.2021 1:10:59

Ask and you shall receive: Beaumont and Paris take a cue from the fans and answer your burning relationship questions. As two grown men of the frontier with families of their own we feel confident in our advice and we stand by our answers. Happy trails. 

004 Lindy West Presents: Shallow Hal 2 19.07.2021 1:15:24

Folks we had fun with this one. We talked about Shrill, Shallow Hal, cumbots, tren abuse, and i calmed down a little bit and took back control over my speech and didnt say 'like' so much. you can leave me alone about it now please thank you. lets try not to punch down. 

003 SIMPer FI 13.07.2021 1:10:27

Beaumont and Paris welcome you back to Western Promises with arms as wide open as the beautiful Texas sky. We are talking SIMPs this episode and relishing in alpha male camaraderie that you can only dream of.  Join the Mikey Miles discord here if youre a real head: https://discord.gg/CuPtE9G8y6  

002 Into the Mikeyverse 04.07.2021 1:22:31

Beaumont and Paris take you deep into the world of Mikey Miles, one of the Internet's premier bugmen baby boys. Ay Ato. 

001 Hyperinfantilization 29.06.2021 1:00:29

First episode. Beaumont and Paris lay the foundations to a virtual lens through which you can peer into the very fibers of your subconscious and begin to see past the code and into the wild bright darkness that is illuminated by the wonders of all living creatures who you share this existence with. Join us on this journey, if youre up to it ;)