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Jonica Booth is an actor/comedian who played Chastity in Issa Rae’s hit HBO Max series “Rap Sh!t,” but today she’s phoning into the apartment to play with some model girlies! We discuss fumbling foursomes with absolute baddies, keeping receipts for when you come out to your family, and how to make your girlfriend so mad that she gives you dome alongside absolute strangers. Ashley has erectile dysf...

Fan-favorite comedian and writer Ali Kolbert (The Tonight Show, Variety, Forbes) returns to the pod to give you some advice, and if you’re lucky, give you some HEAD! We discuss toilet women and ideal partners, and then in a WHGS FIRST, we take some live call-ins from YOU, the listeners, and give advice on long distance relationships, the Barbie movie, and dealing with your partner’s homophobic fam...

Emil Wakim (The Tonight Show, Just For Laughs) is an amazing standup comedian and writer that opens for the likes of Hasan Minhaj and Nikki Glaser, but today he’s in the apartment to open up his relationship! We discuss gay advice causing distress in straight relationships, how to purge your inner demons through jerkin’ it, and the phenomenon of rice/ass/boobs/noodles. Ashley gets an ultrasound. M...

Chris Fleming is an iconic comedian & actor most well known as the creator of the web series “Gayle,” but today he’s gender-bending in the apartment and we’re FREAKING OUT! We discuss playing around with gender from a young age, being owned by your pets, and how to handle your sex life like a conquistador. Ashley gives thanks. Maddie loses their nerves (romantically & medically). You can follow Ch...

On today’s very special episode, WHGS co-hosts Breanne Williamson and Maddie Wiener come together within the virtual realm to settle some feuds and spread some love! We discuss who will get Ashley’s frozen eggs if after she passes, Breanne’s new movie release, Maddie’s unwell YouTube history, and then the goodfellas go on the defensive after intense disrespect against the family: The Bachelor bloc...

Gus Constantellis is an amazing Greek-American standup, writer, and soon-to-be cookbook author, but today he is in the apartment to cook some sizzling hot SEX STORIES! In addition, the wonderful SVU cop Kylie Vincent joins us once again as temporary co-host while Maddie is touring on the road. We discuss having suspicious sex while abroad, grieving the death of well-known loved ones, and we learn...

Jaye McBride is a witty transgender standup who performs at institutions like the Comedy Cellar or Madison Square Garden, but today she’s in the apartment to fix her inability to “perform,” if you catch our drift! We discuss shooting your shot and managing rejection, dating as a transgender comedian, and how your favorite superhero comics could be a little less gay. Ashley meets the parents. Maddi...

Kenyon Adamcik is a hilarious standup comedian and Maddie’s co-host on the “Phone Is In The Bag” podcast, but today he’s in the apartment to take a more submissive role in the relationship, if you catch our drift! We discuss hiring dominatrices, the joys of being a submissive man in the bedroom, and how cross-dressing squirrels may be the secret to solidifying American hegemony. Ashley likes rugby...

Steph Tolev (Netflix, Comedy Central) is an amazing writer, actress, and quick-witted stand up comedian, but today she’s in the apartment to quickly U-Haul with some sexy mofos! In addition, the fantastic Kylie Vincent fills in as the anti-cancel co-host while Maddie is on tour! We discuss jumping head first into new relationships, whether men or women kiss better, and we get to the bottom of who...

Kylie Vincent (Comedy Central) is a hilarious standup comedian whose critically-acclaimed solo show, “Bird,” has been gettin’ some serious attention, but today SHE needs attention from some BIRDS! We discuss sex being prevented by the lord almighty, overcoming relationship trauma from sexual assault, and we analyze the beautiful paintings of President George W. Bush. Ashley is topping America. Mad...

Standup comedian, ADHD-haver, and podcast fan-favorite Emma Willmann (Netflix, Comedy Central) returns to the apartment to talk dirty, but this time it has been heavily altered by some performance enhancement! We discuss sex-drive getting changed by medication, getting fit and its relationship to gender perception, and the best techniques to get stains out of clothes with your new WASHBOARD ABS! A...

Nicole Coenen is a vlogger, influencer, and wood-chopper who’s thirst traps brought you out of the closet, but today she’s phoning into the apartment to dish out some wood, if you catch our drift! We discuss losing your gay virginity in art-film fueled escapades, the wild journeys that precede coming out of the closet, and which kind of wood makes the best adult toys. Ashley has gone celibate. Bre...

Chanel Ali (MTV’s “Girl Code,” Food Network) is a hilarious stand-up, writer, and avid Harry Potter enthusiast, but today she’s in the apartment to unpack what that all means: she’s probably gay. We discuss having gay experiences during “Truth or Dare,” the importance of intimacy over strict sexuality, and which Harry Potter character is most lickable (the answer may surprise you). Ashley’s got a...

Breanne Williamson, beloved WHGS podcast co-host, is finally BACK in the apartment to get freaky, but she’s gone “Hollywood” because she made a freakin’ movie! On today’s family episode we have a catch up on each others’ lives, dive deep into Bre’s film”Aging Out” and its production, and get into a story from our most important team member: YOU, the LISTENER. Ashley lost her mojo. You are having t...

This week we are joined by two of Ashley’s best standup comedian friends: Sam Morrison, the world’s funniest gay diabetic jew, and Lucas Zelnick, everybody’s favorite LGBTQ+ ally from the 1%! On a long-awaited episode, we finally discuss Ashley’s cancellation in Indianapolis from a comedian's perspective, complete with all the juicy details! Sam is giving underwater blowjobs. Lucas has his first g...

Jade Catta-Preta is a Brazilian-born actress, comic, and podcaster that you’ll fall in love with, but today she’s in that apartment because SHE has fallen in love! We discuss the variety of shapes and sizes that vaginas come in, fully committing to the lesbian lifestyle, and the crazy business that is showbiz. Ashley has an ex update, and then she finally gives everybody what they’ve always wanted...

Paris Sashay is an absolutely lovable comedienne, writer, and actor that’s on the rise to stardom, but today she’s in the apartment to get hydrated for the dirty deed! We discuss piss play in the bedroom, the ins-and-outs of strapping, and how to keep your titties healthy. Ashley gets loud in the bedroom. Maddie finds strap-ons and stereotypes. You can follow Paris on IG, Twitter, & Tik Tok: @pari...

Monét x Change is a hilarious drag queen, podcaster, and the first double crown winner from “RuPaul’s Drag Race,” but today she’s in the apartment to put those crowns on some DOME if you catch our drift! We discuss giving marathon-length fellatio, the freedom offered by gender performance, and banging straight dudes in full drag (which makes it totally not gay). Ashley shops lingerie. Maddie learn...

Zach Justice and Jared Bailey (Dropouts Podcast) are a musician/comedian duo that hosts one of the funniest podcasts on the internet, but today they are in the apartment to host a dialogue for gay-straight relations! In addition, dear friend and comedian Ali Kolbert enters the fray YET AGAIN as our temporary co-host and lesbian lieutenant in the sexuality war! In lieu of standard stories, we lock...

Irene Tu is a top-charting LA-based comedian that’s on everybody’s radar, and today in the apartment she’s decided to never GET OFF! In addition, dear friend of the podcast Ali Kolbert steps in as co-host during some LA sex tourism. We discuss being unable to orgasm, letting go of the expectations of sex, and then we get into a playground fight about who has achieved the most cums in one sesh. Ash...

Keara Graves is an actor, YouTuber, and singer that’s guiding us through life, but today they’re in the apartment to guide us through their rear end! We discuss sharing hemorrhoids with your partner, having a libido that’s always in flux, and the radical act of showing your tummy to the internet. Ashley is dating her exes. Maddie is dressing like crap.  You can follow Keara on IG & Twitter: @keara...

Jake Cornell is an unfathomably powerful actor, comedian, and writer that will charm you, but today he’s in the apartment to charm some lovers! We discuss the rare “fake male orgasm,” dating after getting out of a long-term relationship, and the dystopian group-think dynamics that make Cillian Murphy hot. Ashley has a celebrity crush. Maddie is going masc-for-masc. You can follow Jake on IG, Twitt...

Isa Medina (Sounds Like a Cult) is a side-splitting stand-up comedian, podcaster, and actor that’s dominating the podcast game, but today she’s in the apartment to GET dominated by some tops out there! We discuss the dynamics of being a bottom, techniques to separate sex from emotions, and your Columbian father training you to appreciate all things ass. Ashley is advising the men. Maddie is puking...

Neil Rubenstein is one of Ashley’s oldest friends and a stand up comedian with a new comedy special (Have Some Dignity) OUT NOW, but today he’s in the apartment for a special TIME under the sheets! We discuss being pansexual before it had a definition, the sexual antics of performers, and the secrets to running a successful mom-and-pop brothel. Ashley is working the nipple. Maddie is getting coffe...

Jaime Wolf is an NYC-based stand up comedian, podcaster, and the funniest man in the world, but today he’s in the apartment witness gay sex in the most respectful way possible. We discuss being stuck in the middle of secret relationships, mindsets for being a good ally, and falling in love after some really intense questioning. Ashley has a peculiar roommate. Maddie is breakin’ beds. You can follo...