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Ali Kolbert (The Tonight Show and the new host of TruTV's Top Secret Videos) drops in to debate whether or not she is a lesbian or bisexual. No one wins. We also get into quarantine break ups, and Ali promotes herself from guest of the show to host. Ashley talks about how she met Jen and tells the full story. Gara meets up with KittyKitty44, but was it a date? Ali's Work: @alikolbert on all platfo...

Comedian and composer Dylan Adler not only sings on this episode, but he also burps twice. We talk about his random threesome in a gay bar bathroom, getting strep twice from the same person, and not having sex to get over trauma. Ashley licks a foot. Gara gives someone notes on their bad kissing.  Dylans's Work: @dylanadler_ on ig. dylanadler6 on twitter. Newsletter & Live Events: bit.ly/WHGSPodca...

The queen sex of podcasts Krystyna Hutchinson (Guys We F*****d, The Voices In Our Heads) joins the podcast to discuss her bi-curiosity, first time going down on a woman, and milking prostates. Ashley gets negged by one of Krystyna's fans. Gara has another run in with Denise.  Krystyna's Work: @krystynahutch on ig. Newsletter & Live Events: bit.ly/WHGSPodcast @ashgavs on ig and twitter. @ashgavscom...

WILDLY successful YouTube Comedian Mac Kahey loosens us up for a conversation about poppers, poopers, morning sex, and also his farm boy boyfriend. Ashley gets rejected. Gara dates a robot alien.  Mac Kahey is @macdoesit on all platforms Newsletter & Live Events: bit.ly/WHGSPodcast @ashgavs on ig and twitter. @ashgavscomedy on tiktok. @garararararara on ig. @queerdancebaby on tiktok. Learn more ab...

Comedian Matteo Lane (Netflix, Colbert, Inside The Closet Podcast) drops some seriously hilarious opinions on the pod this week. We get his thoughts on horses and horse girls, Alice in Wonderland, and Avril Lavigne. Most importantly, we discuss what coming out is really about. Ashley has a date with a horse girl (Trigger Warning: horse girls get ROASTED). Gara gets off to hearing about their partn...

Comedian Joe Dombrowski (Ellen) tells us his horrifying, manekin-filled story of nearly getting murdered via Grindr. We also dive into his experiences with Ellen (yes, Ellen of Ellen), being a gay teacher, and crushes on non-binary people. Ashley fists like a classy lady. Gara bumps into their instagram crush in real life. Joe's Work: YouTube, TikTok, ig TikTok: @ashgavscomedy @queerdancebaby ig: ...

Robin Tran (Comedy Central Roast Battle) joins us on the gay sex couch to discuss why she thinks sex with your clothes on is the hottest thing ever. Ashley has sex w/ Jen while her parents are home. Gara has the craziest sex dream ever. We also discuss why Robin calls herself the worst trans woman, and Gara and Robin realize they've seen the same porn video.  Robin's Work: YouTube, TikTok, ig, Twi...

Breanne Williamson (YouTube) dishes on her favorite dirty talk and sexting techniques, and re-tells the story of how she met her girlfriend of 5 years. We also get into the perks of being in an "opposite hand" lesbian relationship. Ashley has phone sex and gets vulnerable. Gara goes too hard with baby talk and accidentally cancels themself. Breanne's Work: YouTube, TikTok, ig TikTok: @ashgavscomed...

Amber Martinez (MTV's Are You The One) blesses the podcast with her witchy knowledge on this possibly hexed episode. We discuss witches and the queer community, being cheated on, and handcuffs in bed. Ashley gets sex-cursed by a witch on Twitter. Gara talks about their BDSM phase.  10% off MixedByNasrin w/ code "WHGS" Amber's Work Amber's IG Spilll YouTube Amber's TikTok TikTok: @ashgavscomedy @qu...

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Jaye McBride (Pride Parade of Stand Up on iTunes & more) talks about her first sexual experience with a man, her boob job, and tells one of the hottest sex stories we've had on the pod (it involves a greasy mechanic). Ashley meditates in a stranger's bed to cure a post-sex anxiety attack. Gara gets walked in on while getting railed.   Trigger Warning: minutes 11:45-15:30 we discuss details of dati...

Sarah Schauer (of internet fame and irl talent) blesses us with her presence. We discuss making jokes while banging and covertly masturbating in public spaces. We also discuss growing up queer in religious homes. Ashley cries from an orgasm. Gara tries to hook up with their childhood love. Please bear with the audio on this episode, it is worth it :)   Sarah's stuff: TikTok: @sarahschauer YouTube:...

Carlene Purcell opens up about learning to orgasm again after her spinal cord injury. We discuss her incredible psychosexual therapist, Michelle Donald, stimulating all different parts of your anatomy, her first time squirting, and disability pride month. Ashley and Gara deep dive into sex and hygiene: we discuss what smells we love and what smells we hate. This episode was really special to me, a...

Jeff Perla, famous for taking pictures of asses around the world (you can see them on @thetravelinbum), sits down with us to talk all things BUTTS. We also discuss his hook up with a 27-year-old baby gay and whether our sex noises are authentic. Ashley gets an unexpected nude. Gara nearly has a threesome.  TikTok: @ashgavscomedy @queerdancebaby ig: @ashgavs @garararararara Twitter: @ashgavs @gorga...

Kai Wes (MTV's Are You The One) talks about getting on Grindr for the first time, taking testosterone, and androgynous privilege. Ashley last minute hook up decision. Gara gets kicked out of their date's room... more than once.  You can find Kai's work at: @kai__wes on instagram. TikTok: @ashgavscomedy @queerdancebaby ig: @ashgavs @garararararara Twitter: @ashgavs @gorgagoggling Newsletter & Live...

Corinne Fisher (Guys We F****d) tells the WHGS duo about the traumatizing time she got fingered in a nightclub by a woman with acrylics on. Ashley breaks her rule and has sex with a straight girl (again). Gara talks about role play and choosing their gender for sex.  You can find Corinne's work at: @philanthropygal on instagram TikTok: @ashgavscomedy @queerdancebaby ig: @ashgavs @garararararara Tw...

Izzy McCalla (star of Aladdin and The Prom on Broadway) dishes on all the times she's had sex in public. Ashley "swallows" for a squirter. Gara comes for the first time on the floor of their community theatre costume shop. We also discuss why we, as a society, don't know more about women's sexual health, and Ashley simps for Izzy.  You can find Izzy's work at: @izzymccalla on instagram TikTok: @as...

Rita Brent (Comedy Central, TruTV) joins WHGS to discuss female wet dreams, the differences between scissoring, hunching, and tribbing, and what it was like to marry a man despite knowing she was gay. Ashley professes on the origins of scissoring in porn. Gara has the best gay night of their entire life.  You can find Rita's work at: @ritabrentcomedy on all platforms TikTok: @ashgavscomedy @queerd...

Dida Ritz (RuPaul's Drag Race, Queer Table) joins Ashley and Gara to discuss how preparing for gay sex is a lot like playing Candy Land. Ashley swears she did not put her teeth on the clit of her first love. Gara travels into the Iowa country side for their first gay sex on a waterbed. Finally, Dida answers all your basic questions about drag. You can find Dida's work at: @didaswag @therealdidswag...

Featuring Jourdain Fisher (Comedy Central, The Tonight Show), Jay Jurden (HBO, Comedy Central, The Tonight Show) and Alysia Brown (Vulture). This week we are highlighting the work of black artists and encouraging our listeners to listen, read, and otherwise consume black narratives. Please consider making a donation to Reclaim The Block, and following these amazing black comedians. Black lives mat...

Comedian Brian Bahe (Sketchfest) opens up about his fight against the fear of eating ass, while Ashley repeatedly gets strep throat from eating too much of it. Gara has sex with their twin (figurative, not literal) and the gang discusses the ethical consequences of having sex with your clone.  TikTok: @ashgavscomedy @queerdancebaby ig: @ashgavs @garararararara Newsletter & Live Events: bit.ly/WHGS...

Comedian Emma Willmann (Netflix, Colbert, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) recalls the first time she went into a sex store (to purchase a strap-on). Ashley has sex with a strap-on for the first time. Gara hookups with a girl in a public bathroom who will not stop saying namaste. We also discuss age-gap relationships and whether you can go down on someone while chewing gum.   TikTok: @ashgavscomedy @queerdanc...

Paige Cole (MTV 's Are You The One) dives deep into her intense break up with her boyfriend from the show, getting off while living w/ your parents during quarantine, and the best and worst behind the scenes tea. Ashley deep dives into period finger banging. Gara has the best sex of their entire life. TikTok: @ashgavscomedy @queerdancebaby ig: @ashgavs @garararararara Newsletter & Live Events: bit...

As Ashley battles a ban on her TikTok account (@ashgavscomedy is the new one) the WHGS gang decides to dedicate a special episode to the youths from TikTok that made the podcast go viral. On this episode we discuss coming out, our first loves and heartbreaks, what it's like to be young and queer, and the objects we masturbated on and/or with. @queerdancebaby @jenparkerdavis Learn more about your a...

Milo Alosi (Aladdin on Broadway) joins the podcast to discuss his horrible track record with Canadian men and his coming out story as a cis-male pansexual. Ashley has a fling with a single mom from Texas. Gara lectures on panda porn. Trigger warning 52:00 - 54:00, Ashley asks a not-so-thoughtful question about sexual orientation. @ashgavs @garararararara Learn more about your ad choices. Visit pod...