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End of the World will be Sept. 23rd **** So say Biblical conspiratorial morons • 3 women caught stealing 18 cases of Spam from a Hawaiian market

Sign language interpreter warns of bears, monsters for Hurricane Irma Emergency • Dumb scientists still wanna use RADIO technology to contact advanced Aliens • PART TWO of "Do Aliens even own a radio?

Being sexually attractive to clowns is called something ### Fri. Sept. 15th • Barely fertile man has 120 wives and only 28 children??? • Women getting arrested ON PURPOSE after sexy police pic goes...

Led Zeppelin was denied entry into Singapore for having long hair. Thur Sept 14 • Brooklyn BUG FESTIVAL markets the bug diet specifically to children • Woman claims Starbucks tea was so hot it kill...

Hummingbirds can weigh as little as one penny *** Wed. Sept. 13 • Ghost of racist dog discovered by paranormal investigators • Possessed doll purchased on E-Bay attacks the NEW owner (duhhhh) • Pol...

450 people die each year from falling out of bed ### Tuesday Sep.t 12 • Parents arrested for shooting children with BB guns as punishment • Drunk man swims the Hoover Dam and is the FIRST survivor ...

South Africa has 11 official languages! *** Monday Sept. 11th • Drone delivery of marijuana banned in California • Runaway marijuana balloon causes UFO panic in Southern Cali. • Mysterious purple o...

Florida sheriff urges citizens not to SHOOT at Hurricane Irma. • Braves apologize for playing "Rock You Like a Hurricane" during Miami game. • Texas city councilman tells citizens NOT to donate to ...

Average hurricane weighs 108 billion pounds *** Fri. Sept. 8 • Man falls off a bridge and dies after proposing to girlfriend. • Dennis Rodman wants to be ambassador to North Korean "for peace" • Bl...

Your fingernails grow fastest on your dominant hand *** Thur. Sept. 7 • Zombie dogs in Illinois!!!!! • Two men break into a home and steal a wedding cake • Thief steals $7.000 worth of Legos

A highway that plays a song when you drive on it? ** Tues. Sept. 5 • Mayor of Hell bans heterosexuals and is immediately impeached • Vodka made out of Twinkies and other baked treats • Little girl ...

Illegal for single women to skydive on Sundays and other weird Florida laws • Burning Man Festival Horror! Man jumps INTO the flaming burning man and dies. • Two dumb men rob a bar during the polic...

Topless women march in NYC for "Nipple Equality" • World's record for tallest sand castle broken • Devil's Tower UFO Rendezvous

Patien plays saxophone while doctors remove brain tumor • Woman can't pee for over three years

"Muggle" used to mean "marijuana" (pre-Harry Potter era) *** Fri. Sept. 1 • Rich people are injecting blood of the youth to gain immortality • Man with cancer shoots his friend that introduced him ...

There's a nude version of the Mona Lisa in the Louvre *** Thur. Aug. 31 • Woman calls the cops over the bad meth she just purchased • Scary AF!!!! Floating island of FIRE ANTS • Memorial for dead c...

Cannibalism is NOT illegal in Japan *** Wed. Aug. 30 • Beware of the RATpocalypse! • Guy drops Subway sandwich out of a plane to feed a friend • Drunk woman bites a man's fishing line and swims aw...

Boanthropy: when a person believes they are a COW • Politician claims FAIRIES are to blame for the potholes in Ireland • Alaskan town already on their second cat as mayor • Woman cuts off her son's...

Bear hijacks a car, crashes, poops inside - ALL WITHOUT A LICENSE! • Sex robots made to look EXACTLY like your dead spouse?

Would you eat BUG burgers or BUG meatballs? • Places in the US that celebrate BIGFOOT with a museum, store, restaurant, etc. • Study claims vagina's waste away without sex

"Baby Cages" - Dangle your baby out the window for fresh air! * Thur. Aug. 24 • Man who stole a car, gets caught when he stops to watch the eclipse • Illegal to carry an ice-cream cone in your pock...

"Baby Cages" - Dangle your baby out the window for fresh air! * Thur. Aug. 24 • Man who stole a car, gets caught when he stops to watch the eclipse • Woman caught sneaking vodka bottle in middle of...

Enough Diamonds on Earth for Everyone to Have One Cup's Worth ** Wed. Aug. 23 • Cops Use Solar Eclipse to Catch a Sex Offender • Police Nab 5,000 Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills • Divorce Your Wife by T...

Eclipse is actually Wolf Gods eating the sun and moon **** Tuesday Aug. 22 • Woman Granted Divorce Over Lack of a Home Toilet • Mother Discovers Daughter's Cremains Actually Dog Cremains • Partygoe...

During Mexican War Some Irish Helped Out Fellow Catholics * Monday Aug. 21 • No Shooting Off Canons During a Wedding and Other Strange PA Laws • Doctors Remove a Live Gecko that Climbed into Man's ...