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The weird places some insects have their ears. **** Saturday, Oct. 21st • Mobs attack "Vampires" in Malawi and 9 dead 140 arrests made in the mayhem. • World's largest Ouija board is on the roof o...

There's more water in the ground than in the actual oceans! ** Thur. Oct. 19th • 112 year old woman says key to longevity: DRINK BEER!!!!! (my kinda woman) • Son uses dad's police car to pull over ...

Would you eat OYSTERS out of a VENDING MACHINE??? *** Wed. Oct. 18th • Amazon now delivers a TINY HOME (but it's so friggin lame) • Blurry pics of Bigfoot once again go viral and still no one is co...

Molestation of Butterflies comes with a $1,000 fine in this city. • Arby's to sell a DEER SANDWICH nationwide for one day only • Halloween store in trouble for featuring an ANNE FRANK costume online.

George Harrison's memorial tree killed by infestation of BEATLES ** Mon. OCT. 16 • Man kills his mom's boyfriend for flirting with his imaginary girlfriend • Texas man arrested for stealing $1.2 wo...

Cops accept a wanted man's Facebook challenge • Huge hole has opened up in Antarctica and scientists are not sure why

Boy Scouts will now allow girls to join their ranks (if they bring cookies :) • George Foreman challenges Steven Seagal to a match via Twitter

What's your FAVORITE WORD??? ************* Wed. Oct. 11th • Police say man Googled, "How to rob a bank" right before robbing the bank. • Post plastic surgery women not allowed on the plane cuz they...

World's largest cemetery has over 5 million bodies buried *** Tuesday Oct. 10th • Gang member forces elderly man to drink can of Coke at knife point. • Man calls in a bomb threat in attempt to avoi...

Ever see Jesus's face in your mac n' cheese? *** Monday, Oct. 9th • Genetically modified MUTANT SUPERPIGS breeding in Cambodia is shocking • Old school "Boomboxes" making a comeback in Japan. • Dum...

Bam #callin #challenge • Host Jonesy ju coming • Thank you for the #callin #challenge • #ShoutoutSunday 😄 • Shoutout to Jennifer Kent • Shoutout to CMD • Shoutout to Ron Sparks • Shoutout to The M...

Doc's perform brain surgery using ONLY HYPNOSIS?? *** Friday, Oct. 6th • Pumpkin spice air freshener causes school evacuation. (Hello? It's October!?) • ARRESTED: Drunk 'Time Traveler' from 2048 wa...

He died because he'd only eat a meal cooked by his wife. 😯 Thursday Oct. 5th • Mom upset her teen daughter's new cell phone # used to belong to an escort. • Lady threatens employees with bear mac...

NASA responds to rapper claiming the Earth is FLAT by tweeting this idiot. • Model can't understand why she's partially blind after tattooing her eyeball • Massholes being terrorized by wild turkey...

There are are ten quintilian around at all times ** Tuesday Oct. 3rd • Mysterious sea creature discovered that looks like your ex • Tokyo man arrested for using voodoo doll to put a curse on those ...

Woman steals over $8,000 worth of printer ink from BJ's • STUDY: People with WIDE faces more likely to CHEAT and have one night stands?

Geeks break a $3,000 sex robot at a tech fair by fondling her like barbarians • Fed up 40 yr old woman MARRIES HERSELF after waiting years for Mr. Right • FBI seize over 3,000 PENISES during raid ...

1-17 reported cases of The Black Plague in the US each year ** Wed. Sept. 27th • Massive ice block falls from sky is Mother Nature's way of ending global warming • Giant RATS also falling from the ...

The Etruscan Shrew has the fastest heartbeat at 1511 bpm *** Tuesday Sept. 26th • Classic Trix cereal is back after customers demand that old school sugar high • Russian cannibal couple arrested af...

"End of the World" emergency sermon interrupts cable broadcast in California • Hurricane victims call sex hotline after FEMA tweets wrong help # • Elvis Presley's autopsy report is sealed from publ...

"End of the World" emergency sermon interrupts cable broadcast in California • Hurricane victims call sex hotline after FEMA tweets wrong help #

It's Sept. 23rd and I AM STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! • WEIRD DOOMSDAY #1: Hen lays eggs that read "Christ is coming" • WEIRD DOOMSDAY #2: The year 1666 freaked out those early Christians • WIERD DOOMSDA...

Denny's new mascot looks like a piece of POO ** Fri. Sept. 22 • It's illegal to go fishing in your pajamas (Weird Chicago Laws) • Massive DILDOS wash up on a beach and the children were horrified •...

Bird that eats the eyes of sleeping humans?? ***Thurs. Sept. 21st • Taco Bell is going to server alcohol because you HAVE to be drunk to eat it! • Man in a diaper and gorilla mask steals bananas fr...

Chinese eat eggs boiled in the urine of young men *** Tues. Sept. 19th • Trash Island in the Pacific will be an actual "Nation" with your help • 32,000 people in Japan turned 100 years old and it's...