Jonesy
Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
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Teens Get Rabies via Donkeysex 21.08.2017 7:01
Man dressed as Chewbaca accused of beating a worker • Boys were known as "knave girls"? What the hell is THAT?! Sun. Aug 20th • 15 Teens Get Rabies After Raping a Donkey • $180 Beef Sandwiches are ...
Monkey Bartender In Japan 19.08.2017 7:04
If Your Pee is Black, Does it Mean You're the Devil? *** Saturday Aug. 19 • Zoo Uses Match-Making Dating-Like Program to Mate Animals • Monkey Serves Beers at Bar in Japan • Is Bottled Water Actual...
Man gives Pet Tortoise CPR 18.08.2017 6:01
No Sleep Record = 11 days 25 minutes **** Friday Aug. 18th • Man's Gun Goes Off While Taking Selfie in a Stripclub Bathroom • Teen Dies Within 48 Hours of Being in Internet Addiction Camp • Man Giv...
Persistent Genital Arousal Syn 17.08.2017 12:44
Cockroaches Can Survive a Week Without a Head!! ***Thur. Aug. 17 • Woman Suffers From Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder • Art Student Punished for Placing a Dildo on Top of Campus Flagpole • Thur...
Meth Addict: "Purge Is Real!" 17.08.2017 7:26
Enough Tissue in Your Lungs to Cover a Tennis Court?? ** Wed. Aug. 16 • Suspect Throws Bricks at Cops Cuz he Believed "The Purge" was Happening • Dairy Queen Manager Climbs Thru Drive-Thru Window a...
Drunk Dentist Arrested At Work 16.08.2017 7:44
Looking Like You're Dying Was Fashionable Apparently ** Tues. Aug. 15 • A rare white moose?! 😯 • Albino Moose or "Ghost Moose" Captured on Video in Sweden • "Drinking and Drilling" - Dentist Arres...
Aug 14, 2017 14.08.2017 7:47
"I'm bored with it all." was Churchill's last words. *** Monday Aug. 14 • 24 yo Woman Mails Her Baby to an Orphanage in Plastic • People getting DRUNK off SOY SAUCE???!!! • Kangaroo Wins a Boxing M...
Aug 13, 2017 14.08.2017 7:01
Maladaptive Daydreaming seems normal to me ** Sunday Aug. 13 • Penis Pics are Droppin' on the NYC Subways • Drinking Beer Can Lead to Mental Clarity? I say B.S.! • 100 Year Old Fruitcake - Still Ed...
Aug 12, 2017 13.08.2017 5:02
Chinese Restaurant Offers Bra-size Based Discount on Shrimp • 19th Century Book Features Boy Named "Baron Trump" • Wendy's Customer Threatens Employee Over Lack of Cucumbers on His Salada.
Aug 11, 2017 12.08.2017 8:03
"Abracadabra! ....Now begone Malaria!" ****Friday Aug. 11 • Wandering Forest Shaman Mistaken for Bigfoot • Flying Humanoids Spotted in Chicago... A LOT! • Walmart places "Own the back to school yea...
#WeirdAF Aug. 11, 2017 11.08.2017 14:24
Shakespeare wasn't THAT smart *** Thur. Aug. 10th • Cruise Passengers Told to Prepare for a Pirate Attack • Japanese Scientists Create Meltless Ice-cream • Rapper Declared "God Made Me Bulletproof"...
Aug 20, 2017 11.08.2017 6:21
Shakespeare wasn't THAT smart *** Thur. Aug. 10th • Cruise Passengers Told to Prepare for a Pirate Attack • Japanese Scientists Create Meltless Ice-cream • Rapper Declared "God Made Me Bulletproof"...
Aug. 9. 2017 10.08.2017 7:47
Poison in the Alcohol Shall We? **Wednesday Aug. 9th • TO DO: Little Green Men Festival • Woman Finds a Bullet in Her Kangaroo Steak • Man Arrested for Meth and Depositing Fake $1,000,000 Dollar Bill
August 8, 2017 08.08.2017 12:07
DEEP DIVE into The Flying Spaghetti Religion (Pastafarianism) • Can you destroy someone with a KITE? **** Tuesday Aug. 8th • Strippers Kill Man After He Helped Change Their Tire • Jack the Ripper's...
August 7, 2017 07.08.2017 8:15
Who's Afraid of Feather-Tickling!? **Monday Aug. 7th • Guy Named Weed Arrested for Weed • Police Recover Stolen Car Then Try to Auction It Off • DEEP DIVE into The Flying Spaghetti Religion (Pastaf...
Aug. 5, 2017 06.08.2017 5:26
REAL Horsehead, not a PROP Horsehead, dummy! Sat. Aug 5 • HAIL SATAN!! Satanic Invocation Allowed at City Council Meeting • German Swims 2km to Work Each Day Through Garbage • 9 Year Old Applies to...
August 4, 2017 05.08.2017 6:18
Celebs and their Weird Beliefs **SPECIAL SEGMENT** Fri. Aug. 4 • Axel Rose's Fear of the Letter "M" • Megan Fox - Leprechauns & Loch Ness Monster • K$sha Had Sex With a Ghost and Liked It • Lady Ga...
August 3, 2017 04.08.2017 6:09
Awww poor left-handed people! #WeirdAF - Thursday Aug. 3 • Bride Pulls Gun Out of Her Dress & Points it at Groom • Queen of England has 4 cocktails per day, cuz she's a lush. • NASA is Hiring Some...
August 2, 2017 03.08.2017 15:42
Honey Mustard on My Bull Testicles! • Backstory on the chip implants • Chip = Porn 24/7 • Battle of the Pierogi Festivals! • Robot Spider on Church Roof Angers Catholics • Nerd Stabs Nerd over Magi...
Woman Calls 911 With Snakeface 01.08.2017 25:05
BoaFace, Murdercruise and more #WeirdAF News - Monday Aug. 1 • Woman Calls 911 with BOA Wrapped Around Her NOSE • Company Putting a Micro-Chip Into 50 Employees!!! 1984 is HERE!! AHHHH! • Woman Mur...
Bee Stings On The Testees 31.07.2017 11:46
Man Rates Which Body Part a Bee Sting Hurts Most and It's Not Testicles. • Guy in Aliens Film Claims He was Abducted by... Aliens. • Tortoise Named Steve Goes for a Three Year Stroll, Reunited Wit...
Threesome Injury & UFO Congres 30.07.2017 10:48
Botched Threesome Injury, Toilet Paper Face Scanners and more Sat July 29 • 2018 UFO Congress Registration Open • Quarrel During a Threesome Leads to 2 Women Breaking Bones • Woman Fires Gun at Boy...
Cobras Like Pringles & More... 28.07.2017 8:05
Cobras like Pringles • One Armed Clown with Machete • Owning 5 Dildos Illegal in Arizona! • Escapees Make a Music Video about their Jailbreak
Sex Robots & King Cobras 28.07.2017 9:06
Sex Robots that Talks and Sings CREEP ME OUT • Cobras Smuggled in the Pringles Can? • Cobras like Pringles • thanks for thr message dude!
Illegal Dancing & Chupacabra 26.07.2017 11:47
Illegal to Dance Near a Hospital in Mobile Alabama (and other weird laws) • Fidget Spinner Crop Circle • Chupacabra Sightings in California Continue
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