Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Hip-Hop cheese tastes better. Lady sucked into her parents' grave. 19.03.2019 17:48

Study shows that cheese exposed to hip hop music tastes better. Woman tries to stuff a swan into her car. Lady sucked into her parents' grave. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy...

Space Herpes! This pigeon sells for $1.4 million. 18.03.2019 27:57

NASA issues a space herpes warning. A pigeon named Armando sells for $1.4 million. Court tells a dad to allow his child to transition or else it's child abuse. Many calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.c...

Man molests a pelican. Entire family electrocuted installing a scoreboard. 15.03.2019 22:04

FLORIDA FRIDAY- Charges filed against a man that molested a pelican in the Florida Keys. Florida baseball coach and wife electrocuted while installing a new scoreboard. Angry dad brings loaded AK 47 gun to school after his son called him crying. Some calls and emails too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the...

Survive on beer for 40 days? Stop calling them "seniors"! 14.03.2019 14:57

German yachtsman inflates his pants to survive out in the open sea. Ohio man plans to live in beer alone for Lent. Push to stop using the term "seniors". Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOL...

Mock slave auction during fifth grade class? Testicular Bill of Rights 13.03.2019 15:47

Fifth grade class holds mock slave auction selling black students. A Georgia lawmaker files bill to force older men to report when they release sperm. Staten Island woman receives bills addressed to the wooden pole outside her home. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafn...

Mom forgets baby at airport, plane turns around. Man driven insane by CVS's on-hold music. 12.03.2019 18:54

Plane forced to turn back after mom forgets newborn at airport. CVS will change their on-hold music after major complaint. Italian mayor is tired of tourists ordering spaghetti bolognese! NEW Patreon! Yay! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Y...

Humans getting high off Catnip Cocktail. Stinky fruit farmer withdraws stinky fruit dowry. 11.03.2019 21:35

People are getting high off "Catnip Cocktail" in Jersey. Female dragonflies fake their own death to avoid sexual harrassment from males. Millionaire stinky fruit farmer withdraws his farm dowry offer. Also some pleasant DMs. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH...

TSA confiscates grenade launcher. Man stole $33k in rare coins then put them in a Coinstar. 08.03.2019 17:22

FLORIDA FRIDAY- Man steals $33,000 worth of rare coins and cashes them in at a Coinstar for $30. TSA confiscated a grenade launcher at the airport. Man kicked out of Planet Fitness for having Tourettes. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Yout...

Penis enlargement surgery killed a billionaire. Fornication now legal in Utah! 08.03.2019 14:45

Scientists capture bacteria that eat pollution and breathe electricity. Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enlargement surgery. Fornication will no longer be illegal in Utah. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www....

Cheese your baby's face in the new viral challenge. Vegans accused of cuddling piglets to death. 06.03.2019 16:26

Throwing cheese at babies is the latest viral internet challenge. Woman lying down in a parking lot run over by police car and cause of death unknown? Vegans accused of killing piglets by accident after storming a farm to cuddle them. Emails and nice DMs too. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! ...

Social media tax in Uganda. Granny swept out to see in Iceland. 06.03.2019 17:17

After social media tax imposed in Uganda, millions quit the internet. US man accused of faking his own kidnapping in order to avoid paying Superbowl bet. Grandma swept out to sea in Iceland after posing for a photo on an "Iceberg throne". Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/we...

Clitoris app to close the "orgasm gap". Fake resurrection by fake pastor. 04.03.2019 17:14

To close the orgasm gap a new app called "Clit Me" will educate you about the clit. Man lost in snow for five days survived on Taco Bell hot sauce packets. Man fake resurrected by a fake pastor is now wanted back to work by his employer. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/wei...

Florida cop let's suspects makeout as he plays Barry White. Man ends SWAT standoff for slice of pizza. 01.03.2019 18:20

FLORIDA FRIDAY! Man became impatient and masturbated on his walk to buy porn. Cop suspended after letting suspects makeout in the back of his cruiser as he played Barry White. Man ends SWAT team standoff for just a slice of pizza. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnew...

Man dips testicles in customer's salsa. Man stabbed with tongs during buffet brawl. 28.02.2019 20:35

Man accused of dipping his testicles in customer's salsa. Service tongs used as swords at a buffet over crab leg brawl. Unvaccinated French boy brings the measles to Costa Rico for the first time in five years. Calls and DMs! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATC...

John Wayne homophobic? Surprise! Drink Gin and Tonic? You may be psycho! 27.02.2019 25:24

Man in viral photo that bought 120 boxes of Girl Scout Cookies arrested for drug dealing. Study finds Gin and Tonic drinkers likely to be psychopaths. John Wayne Playboy interview from 1971 sparks social media outrage. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird...

Blind people hunting! Man has face of David Bekham but wants body of his wife. 26.02.2019 22:17

Bill to permit blind people to hunt with special technology advances. 22 year old who had surgery to look like David Bekham now wants surgery to look like his wife Victoria. Man covers himself in peanut butter and walks around a dog park after losing a bet. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! ht...

Slavery field trip shocks parents. GPS tracker for your food? 25.02.2019 25:50

Man with no arms who swam for Wales stabbed his dad with a blade held between his toes. Parents outraged over 5th graders in South Carolina pick cotton and sing slave songs on educational field trip. The chicken is local but was it happy? GPS tracker now tells the life story of your meal. Calls and emails. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes a...

Mayor shoots at SWAT team. No dumping blood to lure sharks at the beach? 22.02.2019 23:34

FLORIDA FRIDAY! Florida mayor arrested for firing his gun at a SWAT TEAM. Florida is close to banning the dumping of blood at beaches to lure sharks. Florida man wants to be entombed inside his boat after death. Calls and emails! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews...

Bomb threat was actually poop threat. Lady shot her llama but why? 21.02.2019 25:37

Wisconsin high school to stop giving awards for cheerleaders largest breasts and buttocks. Louisiana woman shot her pet llama named Earl for attacking her. Home depot "bomb threat" was actually a customer warning he was about to poop. Some calls and a complaint. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jones...

The blood of children won't heal you! "Small dog warning" due to high winds. 20.02.2019 18:59

National Weather Service issued a small dog warning due to high winds. FDA warns against infusing young people's blood to fight aging. New Hampshire town seeks approval for more beaver deceivers. NEW PATRON! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on...

Ecstasy pills making people have sex with trees. Crystal meth is North Korea's trendy New Year's gift idea. 19.02.2019 20:15

Crystal meth is North Korea's trendy Lunar New Year gift. Man is campaigning to erect an Eazy E statue erected in a small English town. Warning over UPS ecstasy pills which make users have sex with trees. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Yo...

Woman marrying a Boeing 737. Shocked mom wants lion genitalia banned. 18.02.2019 25:20

German woman to marry a Boeing 737. Mom is shocked by toy lion's genitalia and calls for them to be banned. Lightsaber dueling is now recognized as an official competitive sport in France. Some calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Yo...

Fake doctor cures with a beeping machine. Man dressed as dog makes love to a dog. 15.02.2019 18:05

FLORIDA FRIDAY! Fake doctor claimed to have a cure for everything using his beeping machine. Woman catches 10 foot alligator knocking at her front door. Florida man caught on video having sex with a dog while dressed as a dog. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWAT...

Woman marries zombie doll. Another dismembered foot washed ashore. 14.02.2019 17:00

Woman marries a zombie doll. Another dismembered foot washed on a B.C. beach. Saudi Arabia's women tracking app has critics coming for Apple and Google. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLL...

Feed your ex to a bear for Valentine's Day. The Bum Hole Hotel! 13.02.2019 21:31

Oregon wildlife center let's you put your ex's name on a fish and feed it to bears for Valentine's Day. Spend a night in a hotel shaped like a bum hole. Russian artists invite visitors to donate their own blood for the display. New Patrons! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/...