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Pastor asked students to spit on him, slap and cut him with a knife as an Easter lesson. Chicago synagogue opens escape room called "Escape from Egypt ". A comedian wins the Ukraine presidency. NEW Pateon too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF New...

FLORIDA FRIDAY- Man squirts urine at a woman walking her dog. Man arrested for aggressively eating pasta outside Olive Garden. Teen arrested for filming himself wrestling a fake alligator at the mall. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Yout...

Couple held a day laborer at gunpoint to act out a sexual fantasy and sent the pics to his wife. Carl's Jr to offer a CBD infused burger on 4/20. Robot newscaster causes a stir on Russian television. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtu...

Man throws an iguana at a restaurant manager. 40 year old dude Sue's parents for destroying his $30k porn stash. Botox in your testicles is a thing. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW...

Spiders could eat all of mankind in only one year. Millionaire wants to stage real life Battle Royale on a private island. British comedian jokes about dying on stage and then actually drops dead on stage. NEW Patron yay! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH...

A Mississippi town is haunted by mysterious mashed potatoes. Mom tries karate on cops, son strips naked, and dog steals muffin mix during bizarre Walmart incident. Man dressed as Batman offers to help police during standoff, gets promptly rejected. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patr...

FLORIDA FRIDAY- Man threatens to destroy everyone with an army of turtles. Cat lover pulls a gun on a woman that asked her to stop feeding the stray cats. Alien abduction insurance offered by one Florida company. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF...

BONUS FLORIDA FRIDAY EPISODE- Interview with the creator of the Florida Man Card Game, Dave Ritchie. Support the cause by going to http://floridamancardgame.com Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnew...

Second man found covered in blood and holding a severed penis. Ohio couple laced cookies with laxatives for the striking teachers. Top weird food fight festivals from around the world. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://ww...

Doctor finds four bees living in a woman's eye feeding off her tears. Yoga doesn't make you gay says Russian prison authority. Facebook to use Artificial Intelligence to respect the dead. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https:/...

Man blew up the car of a couple who beeped at his girlfriend at McDonald's. Wife of El Chapo launching s clothing line named after her husband. Man slips LSD into coworkers' drinks to get rid of their "negative energy". Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH We...

Family dog tests positive for meth and molly after walk in the park. Canadian family drives dead father for two days because US healthcare is expensive. Man drowns while mowing his lawn. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://...

FLORIDA FRIDAY- Man stabs Krispy Kream coworker's boyfriend after fighting over how to make donuts. Florida student believed he was half-man half-dog when he bit his victims' faces off. Florida man accused of attacking his mother after she refused to dress his mannequin. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the h...

New 5D porn theater opens in Amsterdam. California shoplifters hides a chainsaw down his pants. University of Kansas offers "Angry White Male Studies" as a college course. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com...

Komodo Dragon Island to shut down because people are stealing dragons. Men arrested for taking turns shooting each other while wearing bullet proof vest. Electronic music could protect us all against mosquito bites. And some callls. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafn...

Lawsuit claims farting at your employee is not bullying. Americans are having less sex than ever. For 30 years Garfield telephones have been washing up on French beaches. And April Fools revealed! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube...

Men outraged after Tinder introduces Height Verification. Polish priests burn Harry Pottrr books because of evil magic. Climate change could melt 100 years of human poop in Alaska. And the END of FLORIDA FRIDAY. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF N...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Hot air balloon at Florida festival stolen from Indiana. Man electrocuted after using metal pole to rescue pigeon off a power line. Florida man faked robbery to get out of work. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - ...

TGI Friday's potato skins has NO potato skins. Russian perfume called "Sexual Harassment" pulled from shelves. 80 year old DJ spins for seniors in Poland. And NEW Patrons!!! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.c...

China removes gay scenes and gay dialogue from film Bohemian Rhapsody to the total confusion of viewers. Voodoo dolls of bosses improves workplace morale study shows. Alabama teacher arrested after gun discharged in front of first grade class. Emails and calls! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy...

Amazon selling Bag of Bunny Farts for Easter. Protestor ate a pig's head outside of UK Vegan Festival. Spring loaded penis bomb sent to doctor's office. More Florida Man Challenges!! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www....

Pot laced brownies served at senior citizens luncheon. Naked Russian tries to board plane saying "I'm more aerodynamic this way!". Headless goat polo and other weird contests at the World Nomad Games. Also some Florida Man Challenges! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirda...

FLORIDA FRIDAY- Man attacked by crazy squirrel gone wild raised by the neighbors. Woman accused of shoplifting, masturbating in front of a teen on the way to prison. The Florida Man Challenge is here! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtu...

Caffeine overdose as a man had five coffees and went beserk in a theater. Another guy spent an entire week in virtual reality. China's Goths are protesting after woman forced to remove her makeup. Emails and DMs and calls as well. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnew...

So many men get snipped for March Madness that Buffalo Wild Wings offers "Jewel Stools". Boners Penis Cleaner is getting mixed reactions. People are calling for an intimidating pole to be removed. Emails too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News o...