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Things you may not have known about Memorial Day. Disabled veteran breaks world deadlift record at 1113lbs. UFO's are invading military airspace multiple times per month. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman kicks a cop in the groin then offers oral sex. Man arrested for slapping his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger. $33k in marijuana candy seized for looking too much like candy. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews Check out our sponsor...

Suspect agrees to turn himself in if the police get 15,000 likes on their Facebook wanted post. Real pastor does baptisms in virtual reality. Judge rules parents of a dead soldier can use his frozen sperm to procreate. Phone calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weird...

Students fed urine and semen-filled crepes to their teachers. Jerusalem protestors run away after women strip down to their bras. Amazing woman poses as a sheriff and releases her boyfriend from prison. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Yo...

Austrians told to stop kissing cows in strange viral social media challenge. Ottawa teachers are wearing padded clothing and arm guards as protection from violent students. You can find a Game of Thrones counselor near you. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATC...

Why does coffee make us poop? Scientists gave some to rats to find out. Actor Dan Ackroyd says aliens are trying to sleep with our women. New York may make it illegal to text while walking. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man tells police that playing basketball naked enhances his skills. Comedy club audience member calls 911 over a joke. Snarling woman found at Burger King pulls 7 syringes from her vagina. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews Also check out my spons...

The world's most expensive cup of coffee being offered by California cafe for $75 per cup. Rome offers exorcism courses to all Christian denominations in light of the rise in demonic possessions. Malaysian teen jumps to her death after Instagram users vote in a poll.      SUPPORT Weird AF News on Patreon at http://patreon.com/weirdafnews & Watch Weird AF News on Youtube – http:/...

Danish politician advertises his campaign on Pornhub. Top sexiest and unsexiest accents in the US. Portable urinals called "Peeosks" installed in Victoria, BC. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews...

Penis extensions don't work a study shows. Guns N Roses sues a brewery for theie Guns N Rose beer. Irelands first ever alcohol free bar opens. And calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews a...

Arizona legalizes nunchucks. Burger King introduces "Unhappy Meals". Dangerous superslide in Spain closes after injured citizens. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://i...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman pulls a gator from her pants when cops ask "got anything else"? Drunk man crashes lawn mower into police car. Man fires fun at teens enjoying community pool. Check out our sponsor: http://freaksgeeksandgamers.com Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weird...

Designated drug dealer spaces in a Berlin park draws criticism. "Pothole Vigilantes" filling in potholes after dark. Bride refuses to marry her drunk groom and they hold family members hostage over the dowry. NEW Patreon and emails! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafn...

Animal with a disappearing anus could reveal how ours evolved. Cocaine, ketamine and pesticides found in UK shrimp. Woman charged with trespassing after trying to sneak into the CIA building by asking for "Agent Penis". Calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnew...

Pope tells group of hairdressers not to gossip. Maggots will be added to sausages for protein. Meet the chef who's skin smells like burning wood. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jo...

Menstrual themed cocktail causing controversy at Ohio bar. Beer burros are serving up cocktails at weddings. Man swallows Airpod, craps it out and it still works! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafn...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Meth smoking Florida man attacks a mattress in a jealous rage. Another flesh eating bacteria case found. Man arrested for threatening lawn care workers over grass clippings. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - http...

Wyoming man shoplifts at a store and applies for job during same visit. Smoking psyhedelic toad milk could help depression. Indian army posts photos of Yeti footprints. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/we...

Clients diagnosed with HIV after getting vampire facials from a spa. NASA is pretending an asteroid is about to hit Earth. Companies considering banning handshakes in the workplace. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.y...

Man in Hong Kong beaten outside movie theater for leaking Avengers spoilers. Lome scooters have been hacked to play rude and funny messages to riders. Mexican man traps himself in a hole he dug to spy on his ex. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF N...

Woman arrested after calling 911 asking how to kill her husband. Russian spy whale caught by Norwegians. Drug dealer's parrot seized by police for warning them of police presence. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.you...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman shoots her husband in tax day. Florida man impersonating a police officer pulls over undercover police officer. Teenage girls arrested for plotting nine murders during class. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on...

Female MMA fighter destroys a man for masturbating at her public beach photo shoot. Is it legal to deny roommate applicants based on astrological signs? A famous gynecologist can't believe she has to tell women NOT to put garlic inside their vagina. Some calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jo...

Cops bust miniature wrestlers with steroids and weed. Selfie deaths are an epidemic study shows. Wyoming may become first state to legalize human composting. NEW Patron! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/w...

Dead pet dog escapes the grave and returns to the owners. Ugandan president wants to ban oral sex, says the mouth is for eating. A plot to take a website by gunpoint went very wrong. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www....