Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Rid city demons with holy water helicopter drop. Denver is feeding geese to hungry families. 01.07.2019 22:40

Bishop plans to dump holy water on the city to rid it of demons. Texas woman banned from Walmart after eating half a cake and demanding to pay half price. Denver is capturing geese from the city parks, killing them and feeding them to hungry families. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://p...

Poop and run caught on video. Man accused of killing Pinky the Flamingo run over by a truck. 28.06.2019 18:45

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Poop and run! Man takes off shirt then poops in a stranger's driveway. Man accused of killing Pinky the famous flamingo hit and killed by a truck. Fearing her husband, she took his guns to the police & they arrested her. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/wei...

Man gives police sperm sample instead of urine. Arby's creates "Megetables" - fake vegetables. 27.06.2019 24:49

Man gives police a sperm sample instead of a urine sample at traffic stop. Woman's dying wish was to be arrested after being good all her life. Arby's creates "Megetables" in response to fake meat trends. Calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird...

Sex doll that looks like your dead partner? Car dealership gives a Bible & Shotgun with every sale. 26.06.2019 25:05

Sex doll maker creates replicas of your dead partner to combat loneliness. Alabama car dealiership is giving away shotguns and Bibles with every sale. Girl with severe stomach pain had hundreds of undigested milk tea pearls in her gut. Many CALLS too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://p...

Poop transplant death. Astronaut poop is on the moon and we need it. 25.06.2019 17:44

Poop transplant takes a life and FDA releases warning. Astronaut poop is still on the moon and scientists want it. Taco Bell Hotel Resort is coming. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW...

Woman divorces 300 year old pirate ghost. Attacking seagulls keep elderly couple hostage. 24.06.2019 24:45

Attacking seagulls trap an elderly couple in their home like hostages for a week. Woman who married a 300 year old pirate ghost reveals they are getting divorced. German locals buy and drink all the beer so Neo Nazis can't. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATC...

Man steals pool floats to have sex with them. Legend of the Florida Skunk Ape! 21.06.2019 29:16

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Police arrest man who stole pool floats so he could have sex with them. Prosthetic ear washed up at the beach reunited with its owner. The legend of the Florida Skunk Ape lives on! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews Check out the sponsor: http://f...

That's a bear? Thought my pet was a dog! Dueling is now legal in Canada. 20.06.2019 24:58

Angry Christians petition Netflix to cancel a show that isn't on Netflix. It's no longer illegal to challenge someone to a duel in Canada. Thought it was a dog, says pop singer arrested for keeping a bear. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on...

Attack squirrel on meth. Magic Mushroom Melt offered in Denver. 19.06.2019 17:31

Meth fueld attack squirrel found in drug bust. Quiznos to offer a magic mushroom melt at Denver location. Young people aren't using deodorant and Justin Bieber wants to change that. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.y...

Sisters take wrong man off life support. Do YOU have "Text Neck"? 18.06.2019 25:39

Sisters take who they thought was their brother off life support. Missouri could be first state to allow outdoor cremations. Humans are growing spikes in the backs of their skulls because of smartphone useage. Emails too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH...

Prison pot is okay if inmates don't inhale. Drunk DRONE-ing outlawed in Japan. 17.06.2019 19:24

Prison pot is fine as long as inmates don't inhale court rules. Japan outlaws flying drones while drunk. Mango surplus in the Philippines is a big problem. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and...

A vagina shooting during foreplay with gun. Alligator used during gender reveal party. 14.06.2019 21:37

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man shoots girlfriend in vagina while using loaded gun during foreplay. Couple uses huge pet alligator to reveal gender of newborn. Driverless cars can operate without a human backup starting July 1st. NEW PATRON too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirda...

World's oldest bong found. Man's severed toes will be used in a famous cocktail. 13.06.2019 21:20

2,500 year old bong suggests ancient Chinese got high at funerals. British man mailed his severed toes to Canada to be used in a famous cocktail. Intruder broke inti Virginia home and microwaved butter. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Yo...

Ice cream truck seizure. Dodgeball: a "tool of oppression"? 12.06.2019 26:53

Navy admiral offered free hugs, Twister games and had margarita machine in his office. Ice cream trucks seized in New York City crackdown. Dodgeball is a tool of oppression say reaearchers. Emails and calls too! whee! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weir...

Oral sex during exorcisms? Two frogs were married so it will rain. 11.06.2019 15:52

Minister used oral sex, feathers and gemstones during exorcisms. Two frogs were married in India to appease the rain gods. Teen caught driving 105mph tells police he just ate hotwings and has to crap. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Yout...

Glittery horse lube thrown at cops. "Transabled" people become disabled on purpose. 10.06.2019 20:09

Protestors convicted of throwing glittery horse lubricant at the Oregon police. People becoming disabled by choice and lebeling themselves Transabled. Cockroach milk is the next superfood. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https:...

Coked up boat captain fires a gun, threatens passengers. Man arrested for pouring ketchup on his sle 07.06.2019 18:54

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Boar captain accused of drinking, doing drugs, firing a gun, and threatening the passengers. Man arrested for pouring ketchup on his sleeping girlfriend. Guacamole loving alligator crashes a couple's picnic. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - Ch...

Man fasts on his exe's doorstep and she marries him. Radioactive meltdown tourism is actually safe! 06.06.2019 24:45

Chernobyl tourism is booming thanks to HBO series about the meltdown. Baltimore mayor suggests public boxing matches to settle all street beefs. Bengal man goes on a fast in front of his ex girlfriend's house until she agrees to marry him. Also some calls!  SUPPORT Weird AF News on Patreon at http://patreon.com/weirdafnews & Watch Weird AF News on Youtube – http://youtube.com/weirdafnews...

Blow-drying testicles is no longer allowed. Straight Pride Parade in Boston? 06.06.2019 18:39

Straight Pride Parade may happen in Boston. A swimming pool bans men from blow-drying their genitals. Indiana teacher gives "Most Annoying Boy" award to a 5th grader with Autism. Also some IG messages and calls! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF N...

Drink with live rats at the rat bar. Police invent MDMA smelling perfume. 05.06.2019 19:37

A San Francisco dungeon launches a live rat bar. Dutch police invent MDMA smelling perfume. A Pennsylvania man breaks into a school, rubs himself in oils and slides across the gym floor. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://...

Porn Prevention System in UK. Pokemon weddings in Japan. 03.06.2019 17:06

Pokemon theme weddings in Japan. Britain creates a porn prevention system. Utah millionaire uses a billboard as his dating ad. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://inst...

Multi colored pet pig cruelty at the mall. Schoolbus drivers caught having lesbian sex on the bus. 31.05.2019 19:28

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Women assaulted Burger King manager for not giving free fries and tried to rob the place. Couple arrested for animal cruelty after leaving their multi colored pig in a hot car while they shopped at the mall. School bus drivers caught having sex on the bus during work hours. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to...

Emotional support animals attack! 96 year old woman fronts a death metal band. 30.05.2019 22:15

Delta passenger sues after being mauled by emotional support animal. US Dept of Energy refers to fossil fuels as "Freedom Gas". 96 year old Holocaust survivor is now lead singer of a death metal band. Also some calls! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weir...

Free Viagra for the whole town! Noah's Ark themepark has been flooded. 29.05.2019 24:29

French mayor offers free Viagra to his citizens in order to boost the population. Noah's Ark themepark has been flooded. Man arrested in China for givijg his dogs an illegal name. Also reviews! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - h...

World's first Bonerless Bathing Suit. A woman married an actual bridge. 28.05.2019 17:38

Bonerless Bathing Suit by Pornhub will hide your erection at the beach this summer. A woman married a bridge. Massachusetts man says someone broke into his house and cleaned it. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtu...