Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Cow cuddling costs $300. Priest arrested for stalking Conan O'Brien. 06.08.2019 22:33

Cow cuddling is a new wellness trend and it costs $300 a session. Priest arrested and removed from ministry for stalking Conan O'Brien. Indonesian man walking in reverse to save the forests. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - http...

Dead mom blown up by the military without consent. Basketball player finds out he's pregnant. 06.08.2019 13:37

Arizona man learns his mother's dead body was sold to the military and detonated in an experiment. Brazilian gang leader dresses up as his own daughter in failed prison escape. Basketball player fails drug test when it reveals he's pregnant. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreo...

Human is shot during open Iguana season. "I didn't break into your home. It was my horse!" 02.08.2019 27:38

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Beekeeper says someone is murdering his bees. Man blames his horse for a home break-in. After a human shooting, Florida tempers its advice in hunting iguanas. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube...

Woman married dog on live television. 1 in 4 delivery drivers admit to tasting your food. 01.08.2019 24:37

Woman marries dog on live tv during British morning show. McDonald's unintentionally designs blowjob cups. 1 in 4 food delivery drivers admit to tasting your food. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdaf...

Albino body parts used for witchcraft? US Mexico border see-saws installed for the kids. 31.07.2019 29:42

Someone installed see-saws at the US Mexico border so kids can play together. Body parts of people with Albinism used for witchcraft. Juul ecigarette rep told a ninth grade class that their device is toally safe. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF...

Lady urinates on potatoes at Walmart. Actor accused of drug dealing claims it was all for the role. 30.07.2019 20:39

Dutch actors accused of drug dealing claims it was an experiment for a new tv role. FBI finds a bucket of heads and a freezer full of penis at Arizona body donation facility. Woman wanted for urinating on potatoes at a Walmart. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -...

Clown causes brawl on cruise ship. Grasshoppers invade Las Vegas. 29.07.2019 25:09

Millennials without kids should be banned from Disney. passenger dressed as a clown causes huge brawl on a cruise ship. Hordes of grasshoppers invading Las Vegas. Emails and a NEW Patron! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https:/...

Pooping in hot tubs is fun! Her FastPass didn't work so she punched a Disney employee in the face. 26.07.2019 33:03

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Iguanas are pooping in hot tubs all over Florida. Her FastPass didn't work so she punched a Disney employee in the face. Teacher accused of improper hugs at a high school. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https:...

Storm Loch Ness! Find the Monster! Daycare under police protection after removing pork from menu. 25.07.2019 30:54

Storm Loch Ness! After storming Area 51, people want to hunt down the legendary monster. Supermarket employee that disappeared ten years ago found behind a cooler. German daycares are under police protection after removing pork from the menu. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.co...

Perverts are ruining "Nude Zone"! McDonald's customer fires a gun over cold fries. 25.07.2019 28:11

Dead squirrel eating men outside a vegan restaurant fined. Perverts are ruining the nude zone in a Paris park. McDonald's customer fires off a gun after receiving cold fries. Emails and shout outs too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on You...

Five days on a toilet? Bleeding birds falling from the sky? 23.07.2019 26:34

Pennsylvania school district threatens to take away children for unpaid lunch debts. Dying birds falling from the sky in Australia is a mystery. Man spends five days on the toilet to break world record. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Yo...

"Big Penis" surprisingly works! Police ask criminals to take a break during this heatwave. 22.07.2019 26:24

Heat wave have police asking criminals to take a break from crimes til it cools off. FDA warns that "Big Penis" supplement works way too well. Prime minister in Japan asks cheaters to vote for him. Some emails too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird A...

Man flees with penis of his wife's lover. Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys. 19.07.2019 25:45

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man attacks wife's lover with scissors and flees with penis. Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys. Florida city plays the Babyshark song on a loop to keep homeless people away from the park. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird...

Orgy at Sexfest leads to a heart attack. Who opened my "maintenance hole"? 18.07.2019 20:43

Female swinger suffers a heart attack after overdoing at an orgy during a sexfest. Man finds a photo of his own amputated leg on a pack of cigarettes without his consent. California city votes to ban gendered words like "manhole" becomes "maintenance hole". Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! ht...

T-Rex races! Lady attempts car-jacking use a live snake. 17.07.2019 24:42

The annual T-Rex race is amazing! Woman hurls a live snake at the driver of car she car-jacked. Norway Island wants to be world's first time-free zone. Also some calls! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/we...

Underwear that's worth the crime. Why not pay $3000 to drive towards a tornado? 16.07.2019 21:20

A Texas woman was living with her dead mother for three years. Storm tourists are dropping thousands if dollars to chase tornadoes. Man drove 100km to steal 8 pairs of women's underwear. Shout outs too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Yo...

Meth gators are high and dangerous. Military warns: do not storm Area 51 looking for aliens. 15.07.2019 17:43

Grandfather brings marijuana laced cake for the hospital staff. Tennessee police warning to not flush drugs down the toilet for fear of creating "meth gators". Feds warn people not to storm Area 51 looking for aliens because the military is ready and waiting. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! ...

She urinated in the ice cream?! School principal claims the Holocaust wasn't a factual historical ev 12.07.2019 22:10

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman accused of urinating in the ice cream. Dunkin's manager hired a fake employee to pocket wages. School principal reassigned after saying the Holocaust wasn't a factual historical event. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews VISIT the official sp...

Gender reveal car explosion. Radioactive tourism sounds fun! 11.07.2019 24:08

Man in a onesie and cat named Spaghetti broke into someone's new home to eat cupcakes. Car catches fire during gender reveal gone very wrong. Chernobyl to become an official tourist attraction. New Patron and some emails! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH...

Drunk airline pilots in Korea. Smartphone addicts get special traffic lights on the ground. 10.07.2019 26:34

Drunk man sends injured baby bird to a wildlife rescue in an Uber. Korean air cabin chief demoted for not serving alcohol to the pilot. Traffic lights on the ground are being introduced to keep smartphone addicts safe. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Wei...

Sex toy app for burning calories while masturbating. Marijuana poop is getting dogs high AF. 09.07.2019 22:23

Sex toy app tells women how many calories they burn while masturbating. Marijuana laced poop is getting dogs high in Aspen. Emoji's are increasingly coming up in court cases and judges don't know what to do. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News...

Viral ice cream lickers! Mother gave birth to other couple's babies after fertility mistake. 08.07.2019 32:05

Walmart's armed employee guards Blue Bell ice cream following viral licking video. Mother gave birth to other couple's babies following fertility clinic mix-up. Instagram model sells her bath water for $30 a bottle. Some calls and emails too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.co...

Woman tips $5,000 as revenge on boyfriend. Man caught petting and feeding bagels to alligator. 05.07.2019 20:35

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man caught feeding alligator resists arrest: "He's a good boy. He loves my bagels". After 6 year battle, couple wins the right to plant veggies in front yard. Woman leaves $5k tip on $55 bill to get revenge on her boyfriend. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com...

Watching porn at work. Airports open terminals up to tourists to hang out. 03.07.2019 22:19

Airports open their terminals up to tourists who wanna hang out. Man breaks into a church and eats their famous tamales. Watching porn at work increases unethical behavior. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.co...

Selfies more dangerous than shark attacks. Why are kids being lured to Hell's Angels Clubhouse? 02.07.2019 20:56

Selfies now five times more deadly than shark attacks. Hells Angels clubhouse is a surprise Pokemon Go gym location. Canada takes their garbage from the Philippines ending long time trashy dispute. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube...