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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman will marry her Tetris video game cartridge. Fake fortune teller sentenced for faking a curse. Woman banned from Disney for fighting over a cigarette. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.co...

Cashier memorizes 1300 Credit card numbers and buys a bag. Military officer wants to outlaw farts on planes. A robot priest can give you blessings.

Man visits 15,000 Starbucks stores around the world and is now sick of coffee. Pastor dies after fasting 30 days to beat Jesus' record. Hacking high tech sex toys. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdaf...

Police are looking for a stolen roller coaster in Ohio. People are ordering sex dolls that look like their friends' girlfriends. Town wants restaurant owner to change the name Pho King Good. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - http...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man parks Smart car in his kitchen so Hurricane Dorian won't blow it away. Man steals steaks by putting them down his pants. Man suggests the Navy drop ice on top of the Hurricane to make it stop. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF...

Pigeon rolling contest is apparently cruel. Many babies are growing abnormal bodyhair from medication mixup. Robot pole dancers are here! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at ...

Nurse used patient's vagina as a ventriloquist dummy. 3000 person hide n seek game at Ikea foiled by police. The Pope got stuck in the elevator. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jon...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man who was caught on video mowing his lawn naked wants his teaching job back. Street fight erupts over a Michael Jackson impersonator. Man demands another man flush the toilet using a machete.  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  -WATCH Weird AF...

Japan is cracking down on "Air Dicks" on public transportation. Beware of the rolling mountain poop balls. Anti groping technology for the Japanese perverts. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews a...

Sex robots could malfunction and strangle their human lovers. Kids are becoming emotionally attached to robots. Red Bull pays Canadians who did not grow wings after drinking it. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtu...

Seagull spoils drugbust by stealing all the weed. 40 person fight at waterpark over a towel. Firefighters rescue woman stuck in septic tank for days. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLO...

Drunk man tried to order an Uber using his vape pen. The Butt Convention was a big butt hit in New York City. NASA investigates first crime in outer space. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man attacks jogger with a sword over pile of trash. Man dies in meth lab after lighting farts on fire. Man arrested for botching castration on victim he met on the Dark Web. New law would take away rifles from 10 year old girls on their bday. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! ...

Karaoke with coworkers no longer required in South Korea. Protesting high school students demanding a smoke break on campus. San Francisco changing crime lingo in order to sanitize language. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - http...

Six senior citizens arrested for public sex in Connecticut. Swastika ride shut down by German amusement park. YouTube removes videos of robots fighting thinking it was animals fighting. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://w...

Avocado Hand is sending people to the emergency room. Dubliners advised to watch out for drunk pigeons. A serial wedding crasher is wanted on Texas. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW...

Public restroom will install anti sex devices. Airport employee fired for giving passenger a note that read "You ugly!" Woman burns down a man's house because he fell asleep on her after booty call. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtub...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man reports handgun stolen during an orgy at his home. Florida men, one dressed in a bull onesie, attempt to burn down a house with Ragu sauce during burglary. Man accused of attacking neighbors with nunchucks and bugspray. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/...

Man dies after competing in a taco eating contest. Chemicals in Malaysian rivers are turning fish gay. New Zealanders warned about eating sexy lichen. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLL...

World's first masturbation vending machine opens in Japan. Man hospitalized for a ten day erection. Mass hysteria and demonic possession grips Indonesian schools. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafn...

Man's penis is turning to bone in rare condition. U.S. Department of Transportation allows miniature horses to fly as service animals. Man wearing a tv on head caught delivering 50 TV's to Virginia homes. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on...

Man hospitalized after singing too much karaoke. Cathedral installs a miniature golf course to draw parishioners. Demand for white American blue-eyed sperm surges in Brazil. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.c...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man pulls a gun on late arriving furtniture delivery drivers. Lost motorist tells police he was smoking weed to get ready for the return of Jesus. Man injured while pulling open alligator jaws to free his dog. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -W...

Drunk Russian wakes up in a morgue after being declared dead, then returns to the party. World's first plant hotel opens in London. Chernobyl vodka is non radioactive they claim. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.yout...

Poop museum opening in Tokyo. Doctors are warning women not to put wasp nests inside their vagina. Suspects hold man hostage and make him a grilled cheese sandwich. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirda...