Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Store owner fires AK-47 at customers. Man has eaten only mac n cheese for 17 years. 18.10.2019 26:28

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man uses police badge and fake lights he bought on eBay to pull over people. Man has eaten nothing but macaroni and cheese for 17 years. Store owner fires AK-47 rifle at unarmed customers. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on...

Pop up brothels cannot be stopped! Snake massages offered at spas. 17.10.2019 19:40

Pop up brothels in England. Spa offers snake massages. Arkansas woman arrested wearing a bag of meth as a hair bow. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/f...

Scrotum injections by five boyfriends led to death. Family found living 9 years in a basement. 16.10.2019 28:10

Mom sues son's five boyfriends for making him inject his scrotum with silicone. Dutch family found living in a basement for 9 years awaiting the end of the world. Police in Uzbekistan no longer allowed to hide behind trees and rocks. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdaf...

Vagina toothpaste doesn't work doctors say. Dead man pranks his family with ghostly recording. 15.10.2019 23:29

Doctors warn women not to use toothpaste to tighten their vagina. Dead man gets last laugh with funny funeral prank. High school bans student cell phone use amid controversy. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube....

Meth sandwiches and shakes. Farmers deny man sex with their horses and cows. 14.10.2019 30:19

Jersey man threatened farmers who denied him sex with their animals. China is breeding giant pigs as heavy as polar bears amid pork shortage. Woman tells police a meth sandwich to blame for failed drug test. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News...

Florida birthday surpise shooting. Men arrested for getting an alligator drunk. 11.10.2019 17:43

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man shot his son in law who was trying to surprise him on his birthday. Man arrested for trying to get an alligator drunk. Driver in a crash accused if offering the victim free Chili's leftovers to not call the police. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weird...

Drunk e-scooter driving epidemic. Be on the lookout for Buddhist aliens! 10.10.2019 20:17

Senior citizen in Tokyo steals 159 bicycle seats for revenge. Hundreds of e-scooters lose their license during Oktoberfest mayhem. UFO seekers flock to a hill in Thailand looking for Buddhist aliens. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtu...

Jesus shoes filled with holy water! Cattle mutilations in Oregon. 09.10.2019 25:02

Cattle mysteriously mutilated in Oregon. Jesus shoes filled with holy water sell out within minutes. Houston women rally against Tampon Tax. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy...

Dog shoots woman in a car. Nudists with a fire truck help fight a blaze. 08.10.2019 17:22

Scientists will study how to breed sheep that fart less. Nudists with a fire truck assist fire fighters in Tennessee. Woman in Oklahoma shot by a dog. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLL...

Lady twerks for a lion at the zoo. Guinea pig ice cream is a hit! 07.10.2019 24:23

Woman climbed into Bronx Zoo exhibit to taunt and dance for a lion. Georgia teacher tells class the Confederate flag means you intend to marry your sister. Guinea pig ice cream is a hit in Ecuador. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube...

Strip club will now host church services. Man breaks into a home to cook breakfast. 04.10.2019 27:05

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Church will move into a former strip club. Man breaks into home to cook breakfast and tells owner, "Go back to sleep." Family outraged over hate symbol at a theme park. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://w...

Wifi allergy lady sleeps in copper sleeping bag. Protestors lose control of a fake blood fire hose. 03.10.2019 25:16

Woman with Wifi allergy sleeps in a copper sleeping bag each night. Environmental protestors lose control of their fake blood fire hose. Alligator in Japanese zoo pond died with 330 coins in its belly. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on You...

Zombies wanted for apocalypse survival test. Deputy accused if stripping and baptising a suspect. 02.10.2019 21:03

Zombies wanted! North Carolina town is staging a zombie apocalypse survival test. A deputy is accused of stripping to his underwear and baptising a drug suspect. Scientist says an alien may have bugged rocks to spy on Earth. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WAT...

Army posts ad for dead bodies and parts. Pornographic hackers in public. 01.10.2019 23:14

Pornographic hackers are now part of our everyday world. College student faked autism to fend off sex offender. Army posts ad online seeing dead bodies and frozen parts. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/w...

Fake vagina stolen by Elvis impersonator. Babymaps lets you know where babies are seated on flight. 30.09.2019 19:38

Elvis impersonator steals fake vagina from a sex shop. Japan airline will warn you if you'll be sitting next to a baby on your flight. Fugitive on the run for 17 years found living in a cave by a drone. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Yo...

Teacher sold drugs to her students. Teen attacks relatives at dinner for denying her tomatoes. 28.09.2019 21:10

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Teen attacks elderly family at dinner table over tomatoes. Teacher found guilty of selling drugs to kids at her school. Digging for change at toll booth leads to an extreme case of road rage. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News...

Broken heart syndrome. Man arrested for burp-pranking the emergency hotline 22 times. 26.09.2019 15:44

Man arrested for burp-pranking the 999 emergency hotline in UK. Endangered species condoms will save the Earth. Broken Heart Syndrome triggered by wasabi. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and...

World fart competition ends with no farts. Masturbation lessons in public schools? 25.09.2019 21:38

World fart competition in India ends without a single contestant passing wind. No more pre-marital sex in Indonesia. Masturbation lessons for six year olds in UK classrooms? Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.c...

Public pooping cannot be stopped! Japan going wild for luxury toilet paper. 24.09.2019 19:18

Portland police say they are not allowed to stop people from pooping in the street. Japan is going wild for luxury toilet paper at $12 per roll. A company will pay you $1000 month to drink coffee anywhere but Starbucks. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH We...

Woman bites testicles of a camel. Man drowns during underwater marriage proposal. 23.09.2019 24:56

Camel sat on a woman at a truck stop so she bit its testicles. Man drowns during underwater marriage proposal. German court rules that hangovers are an illness. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnew...

Couple has sex in back of police car after arrested for drunk bicycling. Want a job hunting pythons? 20.09.2019 18:34

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida couple has sex inside police car after arrested for riding bicycles drunk. Police department warns drug dealers with signs "closed for business". Looking for a job? Florida is hiring 50 people to hunt pythons. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirda...

Loch Ness Monster in China? Philippines man makes love to his neighbor's pet pig. 19.09.2019 15:34

Australia fighting over whether or not to kill man eating sharks. China's "Loch Ness Monster" turns out to be an airbag. Man from the Philippines accused of raping his neighbor's pet pig. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https:/...

Semen explosion at artificial insemination facility. Man missing 22 years found using Google Earth. 18.09.2019 15:47

Teen dressed as Spiderman lures and beats up a pedophile. Massive semen explosion after a fire at bull insemination facility. The remains of a man missing 22 years found using Google Earth. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https...

Dog woman sex for a birthday present. Scientists make a knife out of poop. 17.09.2019 18:58

Dog owner arranged for sex with a woman for its birthday present. Scientists have made knives out of frozen poop because they're very bored. Vaginal fluid transplants will be available in the US soon. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Yout...

Marriage proposals at gunpoint. Teen thinks every day is June 11 after head injury. 16.09.2019 31:54

Extreme marriage proposals in Russia. Guy takes an emotional support clown to his work evaluation. Teenager after hit in the head thinks every day is June 11. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews ...