Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Woman bites penis "out of frustration". Couple wins a baby in radio contest. 23.11.2019 17:17

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman bit her boyfriend's penis "out of frustration". Win a baby! Radio contest leads to new son for Florida couple. Police use stun guns to extract Florida man from a Walmart ceiling. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on You...

Wild lion used as guard dog is not allowed. Penis parasites in Africa are a pain in the butt. 21.11.2019 16:08

British man nearly dies when a parasite crawls into his penis and lays eggs. Activists try to change the law that allows you to do anything to opossums. Police remove a lion from a home after a report it was being used as a guard dog. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirda...

Want blood for sex on wedding night? Man attacks family for not supoorting him on America Got Talent 21.11.2019 16:28

Man accused of attacking his family for not supporting him on America's Got Talent. Amazon in trouble for selling fake blood capsules for Indian wedding night. Gin company infuses their alcohol with elephant dung. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF...

Get rich off whale puke! Evil airport bag handler swaps 286 bagtags. 19.11.2019 18:36

Garbage collector finds whale vomit worth a fortune. Onion shortage on Bangladesh causing riots. Frustrated airline baggage handler swaps 286 luggage tags. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and...

Son brings "Spiderman" heroin to school. People are sharing their poop pics on Facebook. 19.11.2019 25:14

Scientists develop slippery toilet coating to stop poo sticking. Man arrested after son brings a bag of heroin to school, says when he tastes it he becomes Spiderman. People are posting pics of their poo on Facebook. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird...

Woman drowns cat to take it to Jesus. Woman shoots up a house after Xbox Live argument. 15.11.2019 19:44

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman drowns her cat in order to "take him to Jesus". Florida University football coach's wife kisses all the players before every game. Woman charged after argument on Xbox Live leads to drive by shooting. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATC...

The dangers of masturbating with electric toothbrushes. Lady prank calls 911 over 24,000 times. 14.11.2019 15:05

Woman arrested for making 24,000 prank calls to 911. Doctors warn women not to masturbate with electric toothbrush. Whales are finally freed from Russian Whale Jail. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weird...

Alexa smartspeaker witnesses murder. Wife identifies her shark eaten husband. 13.11.2019 13:47

Smart speaker witnessed a crime over audio. Wife identifies her husband after he's eaten by a shark. Two villages vote themselves out if existence. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW...

Baby born on dancefloor gets free club admission for life. Yodeling drunk e-scooter drivers. 13.11.2019 17:28

Baby born on the dance floor gets free admission to the club for life. Germany man loses license for drunk driving E-scooter and yodelling. Wanna Airbnb in the NYC Projects. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.c...

Gender reveal plane crash. Man breaks into store to save the mannequins from sex slavery. 11.11.2019 18:27

Plane crashed during a gender reveal gone very wrong. Man arrested for breaking into a store to save the mannequins from sex slavery. Young boy calls 911 and asks for a Happy Meal and the police deliver. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Y...

Disney Princess groper arrested. Emotional support rooster terrorizing neighbors. 08.11.2019 17:28

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida police need help finding an 8 foot tall Bigfoot statue that was stolen from a mattress store. Emotional support rooster is angering some Jacksonville neighbors. Man arrested for groping the princess at Disney Magic Kingdom. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patr...

Masturbate in the privacy of your own cardboard box. Extreme embalming so dead granny can stand. 07.11.2019 16:36

Masturbate in privacy inside your own cardboard box. Family makes corpse stand at her own funeral. Fake cop joins real cop chase and handcuffs suspect at gunpoint. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdaf...

Daughter's virginity maintained by Rapper T.I. China fears video game addiction & imposes curfew. 06.11.2019 27:00

Rapper T.I. makes sure his daughter is a virgin by going with her to the gynecologist each year. China fears video game addiction and imposes curfew. Parents sue school board for teaching daughter girls and boys "aren't real". Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -W...

Girl's feet flavored fried chicken? All the bacon in the world is uneaten. 05.11.2019 15:03

Fried chicken that tastes like girl's feet? America has the biggest pile of bacon in 50 years. Train rider reports suspicious package that was actually box that detects suspicious packages. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https...

Nazi costume in elementary school parade. Same sex scenes have been approved by Delta. 04.11.2019 24:10

Delta Airlines restores same sex scenes in their in-flight movies. Elementary school student wore a Nazi costume in the Halloween parade. Indiana woman found dead with python wrapped around her and 140 snakes. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF New...

Fisherman raped by mermaids. Man goes on road rage with nunchucks. 01.11.2019 17:35

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man accused of attacking a car at a traffic light with nunchucks. Fisherman lost at sea for two weeks claims was raped bu mermaids. Man beats peeping tom to death at girlfriends window. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Yo...

Death by pumpkin carving? Phone sex hotline given instead of suicide hotline number to students. 31.10.2019 19:30

Phone sex hotline number was given out instead of suicide hotline to middle school students. Tour guide stung to death by giant killer wasps in front of tour group. Our helpful government wants to protect you guys from pumpkin carving death. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com...

Pilots watch passengers pee. Man saved fingernail clippings for a year & made engagement ring. 30.10.2019 24:45

Man gets drunk without alcohol as his stomach brews booze. Man saved his fingernail clippings for a year and made engagement ring. Airlines pilots accused of live streaming a camera from the bathroom to cockpit. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF N...

Moose dropping festival mayhem! Hashish cake served accidentally at a funeral. 29.10.2019 17:24

Funeral ends on a high after hash cakes are accidentally served. Wisconsin man banned from all libraries on Earth. Moose dropping festival turns to mayhem. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and...

Vagina museum! Teenager breaks into prison to save his relationship with criminal girlfriend. 29.10.2019 22:55

Teenager breaks into a prison to get his criminal girlfriend back. Vagina museum gets a liquor license and people are angry about it. Put your face on a robot and be paid $130k to do so. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://...

Man has sex with stuffed animals in Target. Stripper armed with a gun attacks rival dancer on stage. 25.10.2019 26:15

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Naked man covered in Vaseline streaks through a mall and takes dump on cash register. Man arrested for having sex with stuffed animals in a Target. Stripper arms herself with a BB gun and fights a rival dancer on stage. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weir...

Couple adopts girl - turns out to be an adult dwarf murderer. Scariest haunted house in US. 25.10.2019 18:47

Scariest haunted house in US requires a doctor's note. A hitman hires a hitman hires a hitman and so on. Couple adopted a daughter who is really an adult dwarf that tried to murder them. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://...

Sex offender's trick or treat. Bride halloween costume pulled because it encourages child marriage. 23.10.2019 20:23

Kmart removes children's halloween bride costume after complaint it encourages child marriage. Town bans trick or treat for kids over age 12. Sheriff puts No Trick or Treat sign in front of sex offender homes and gets a lawsuit. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews...

Groom brings gay lover on honeymoon with new bride. Saying "bitch" may be illegal in Mass. 22.10.2019 24:49

New law in Massachusetts could make it illegal to say "bitch". Groom takes gay lover on honeymoon with new bride. US Navy Doomsday plane taken down by a small bird. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirda...

Smartphone detox camp anyone? Mom discovers a burglar bathing her two-year old. 21.10.2019 22:03

Ohio mom discovers a home invader giving her two year old a bath. Apology after Indian students wear cardboard boxes on their heads for exams. Phone addicted teenagers are now enrolling in detox camp. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Yout...