Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Clothes made of urine? Get wasted and visit the Hangover Museum! 30.12.2019 18:17

Couple calls 911 on robot vacuum they thought was a home invader. Museum of Hangovers opens in Croatia. Wearable vest made of plants sustained by your own urine. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafne...

Free marijuana for everyone "Cuz it's Christmas!" Officer sold his real gun cuz he needed the cash. 27.12.2019 32:30

FLORIDA FRIDAY - 2019 Final Episode featuring: Man arrested for handing out free marijuana "Because it's Christmas!". School security officer sold his real gun and came to work with a pellet gun. Man drinks two bottles of liquor after a train runs over his car. Plus the #1 weird Florida Friday story from 2019 as voted on by my Patrons. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon whe...

"My ass is on fire!" Woman calls emergency line over spicy curry. Dad shot barber for son's bad hair 26.12.2019 15:40

Dad shoots barber three times after son gets a bad haircut. Reporter quit her job on the air live after she thought she won the lottery jackpot. Woman dials emergency hotline to report her ass is on fire from spicy curry. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH...

Meth lab in a Church has contaminated the holiday toys. Shoplifter throws a live baby at security. 24.12.2019 29:59

Colorado man robbed a bank and threw the cash into the air yelling, "Merry Christmas to all!". Donated holiday toys have been tainted by the meth lab inside the church. Target shoplifter threw a baby at security during getaway. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -...

Tampons in men's restrooms should be required? Lady lights her boyfriend on fire over subway job. 23.12.2019 20:44

ACLU calls for tampons in men's restrooms in order to achieve menstrual equality. Arizona woman tried to set her boyfriend on fire for not celebrating her new job at Subway. Giant 78 foot alligator bonfire to burn on Christmas. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -...

Smoke weed on a boat while abandoning your kids, shoot at your coworker's mother & do Sloth Yoga! 21.12.2019 19:44

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida mom left 3 kids in an old school bus to smoke weed on a boat. Over 23,000 signatures to stop Sloth Yoga classes in Tampa Bay. Florida man shot at his co-workers mother over a sandwich order. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird...

Dead man in wife's freezer with note: "She didn't kill me." The great Boston lobster truck heist. 19.12.2019 16:53

Boston Man steals a $10,000 worth of lobsters and chase ensues. Man found dead in his wife's freezer along with note saying she didn't kill him. Australian government created fake threatening horoscopes to scare Sri Lankan refugees. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafn...

Penis removed from sex crazed duck named Dave. Reality stars promote poisonous drink to their fans. 18.12.2019 19:30

Reality TV stars promote poisonous energy drink on their Instagram. New toilet designed to be unbearably uncomfortable to limit time spent on it. Sex crazy duck named Dave has his penis removed after mating 30 times a day. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH...

Fellatio cafe offers oral sex with your coffee. Netflix released a gay Jesus Christmas special. 17.12.2019 32:10

Fellatio Cafe offers oral sex with your coffee. Federal court rules that veggie burgers can still be named burgers. Netflix released a gay Jesus and weed smoking Mary Christmas parody. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://ww...

Lady brings her recently dead friend to Church to "seek help from God". Santas take down a killer. 16.12.2019 18:24

Santas take down a stabbing suspect on the train following Santacon NYC. Woman brought her dead friend's overdosed body to a church parking lot to 'seek help from God'. Brazilian man arrested after dressing up as his mother to take the driving test for her. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! ht...

Stripper arrested for squirting vaginal fluid at police. Stolen money for sex toy shop joyrides. 13.12.2019 23:48

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Miami stripper arrested for squirting vaginal fluids at the police. 12 year old Florida girl arrested for posting a kill list on Snapchat. Florida village commissioner stole money for joyrides to the sex toy shop. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnew...

Giant penis Christmas lights anger neighbors. Renting dead bodies scam is on the rise. 12.12.2019 29:41

Oakland proposes using a cruise ship to house 1,000 homeless people. Woman's naughty Christmas lights anger community. Renting dead bodies is a scam on the rise. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafne...

Sex offender's wife runs daycare right next door. Man registered bees as emotional support animals. 12.12.2019 20:37

Elementary school class assignment asks students to "set your price for your slaves". Arizona man registers a swarm of bees aa emotional support animals. Sex offender's wife owns and runs a daycare while offender lives next door. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews...

Father Christmas is not gender neutral and people are angry. Man's farts kill mosquitoes. 10.12.2019 21:07

Art gallery removes $120,000 banana-taped-to-wall exhibit after someone takes a bite. Man whose farts kill mosquitoes has been discovered. Mother shamed for calling Father Christmas because it's not gender neutral. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird A...

Santa loves cocaine apparently. Hangovers are not tolerated at Chipotle. 09.12.2019 20:31

Walmart apologizes for sweater featuring santa with cocaine. Robocalls are on the rise, what should we do about all the spam calls? Chipotle has nurses ensure their workers are really sick and not just hungover. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF N...

Machine gun found in baby bouncer box. Man leaves boy on the police station lawn for being gay. 06.12.2019 18:20

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Couple buys baby bouncer at Goodwill, finds a semi-automatic rifle inside. Man abandons his boy on the highway because he thought he was gay. Man steals fire chief's truck and then sets himself on fire in the jail. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafne...

Woman hides 23 ATM cards in her vagina. Airline opens restaurant that only serves airline food. 05.12.2019 14:16

Lady caught with 23 ATM cards hidden inside her genitals. Airline opens a restaurant that only serves airline food. Hoverboard dentist goes to court. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLO...

Breast milk assault on a train. Brace yourself for the global french fry shortage! 04.12.2019 21:49

America braces itself for a french fry shortage. Woman sprays her fresh breast milk at a train operator in Germany. Christians are disappointed of a piece of wood allegedly from Jesus' manger being so small. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News...

Fake your own death, get inside a coffin and be happy! Farmers use VR headsets on their cows. 03.12.2019 17:50

Woman cop proposes marriage to a criminal and arrests him in temple. South Koreans fake their own funerals to get life lessons. Russian farmers use VR headsets to improve their cows mood. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https:/...

Butthole Sunning is latest health craze. Penis enlargement massage capital is Indonesia. 02.12.2019 26:10

"Butthole Sunning" is the latest holistic health practice. Japanese store has employees wear "Period Badges" to the dismay of internet. Indonesia wants to be a tourist destination for penis enlargement massages. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF N...

Dog drives a car for over an hour in reverse. Man arrested for challenging the cops to a car race 29.11.2019 17:48

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman calls 911 ro report body of unknown woman whom police say she actually killed herself. Man arrested for challenging police to a car race. Dog puts a car into reverse and drives in circles for an hour. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATC...

10 Weird Thanksgiving dinner options. Christmas tree shortage leads to gangs of pro tree theives. 28.11.2019 17:07

Thanksgiving Episode! TSA says it's okay to bring an entire cooked turkey in your carry on. Christmas tree shortage leads to expensive trees and gangs of tree theives. 10 Weird Thanksgiving dinner options. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on...

Smiling serial poop dumper terrorizing Toronto. Crocodile controlling sorcerer kicked out village. 27.11.2019 21:44

Smiling serial poop dumper is terrorizing Toronto. New Zealand launches first HIV positive sperm bank in the world. Man accused of using sorcery to cause crocodile attacks. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.co...

Porn star Instagram discrimination. Hitler's birthplace will soon be a police station. 26.11.2019 19:49

Austria turning Hitler's birthplace into a police station. Doctor saves man's life by sucking urine during flight. Porn stars and sex workers had their Instagram accounts deleted. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.you...

Biker gang steals dead baby from hospital. Man creates own dating app and he's only guy on there. 25.11.2019 24:50

Man creates a dating app where he's the only guy on there. California town has the slowest internet in the US. Gang of taxi drivers steals a dead baby from hospital. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weird...