Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Drinking cow urine won't stop coronavirus. Church holds late Sunday "Hangover Service". 04.02.2020 16:15

Man causes Google Maps traffic jam using 99 cell phones in a push cart. Consuming cow urine or cow dung will not prevent coronavirus. Church holds Sunday services for hungover worshippers. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https:...

Woman bites off man's tongue on first date. No-armed beauty queen crowned. 03.02.2020 16:26

Mexico crowns beauty queen who happens to have no arms. Outrage after bar offers Corona Virus Beer Special. Woman bites off man's tongue after make out warning. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnew...

Florida Python Bowl 2020. Day care worker fired for writing all over a child. 31.01.2020 16:11

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Day care worker fired for writing messages on a child's stomach. Python Bowl 2020 is a snake hunting competition. Car vending machines on the rise. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirda...

Man smokes marijuana while in the court for marijuana. Postal worker hides mail in a storage unit. 30.01.2020 18:07

US postal worker hid mail inside storage unit for a year as he was too overwhelmed to deliver. Man arrested for smoking marijuana while in court for marijuana. Experts say husbands are taking too long to poop. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF New...

Breastfeeding grown men is popular in Africa. Fairies will kill all fisherman in Scotland. 29.01.2020 22:55

African men are demanding to be breastfed. Fish farm rejected after fairy warnings. German police callee after store sells Nazi Beer. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http...

Dipping testicles in soy sauce on video? Marrying ghosts is still popular in rural China. 28.01.2020 16:36

TikTok users are dipping their testicles in soy sauce in a new viral challenge. Lady serial pooper arrested for defecating in parking lot. Ghost Marriages are still a tradition in rural China. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - ht...

"Penis Man" artist taken down by armed SWAT team. Masturbate with banana peels? Docs say no. 27.01.2020 18:26

"Penis Man" graffiti artist arrested by heavily armed SWAT officers. Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels. Texas man is eating nothing but dog food for 30 days. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube...

Iguanas falling from the sky equals meat for sale. Lady makes a bomb inside Walmart. 24.01.2020 16:47

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Iguanas are falling from trees and people are selling the meat online. Mother - daughter psychic team gets prison for defrauding customers. Woman arrested for making a bomb in a mason jar in Walmart. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird...

Porn star GoFundMe for military cadet, who wanted a date. Man discovered his own grave in a cemetery 23.01.2020 23:32

Man claims "I'm still alive, *ssholes!", After discovering his own grave. Outrage after Chinese theme park forced a pig to bungee jump. West Point cadet used Gofundme to pay for a porn star to attend his dance. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF Ne...

Sperm from dead guys okay? China is pajama shaming. 22.01.2020 18:39

Chinese city sorry for shaming people for wearing pajamas in public. Sperm donations from dead people should be allowed. Japanese billionaire looking for girlfriend to go to the moon with. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https:...

Drunk man has sex with a fence. Son mixed his mom's ashes with his drugs, police say. 21.01.2020 16:29

Drunk man in Scotland accused of having sex with fence. Man tells police he mixed mom's ashes with drugs. You're likely to be most miserable at age 47, new study suggests. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com...

Porn for the deaf! Wife strangulates cheating husband's genitals in DIY chastity belt. 20.01.2020 26:06

County threatens to bulldoze Amish homes over poop disposal. Pornhub sued by deaf man over closed captioning. Wife strangulates husbands genitals in DIY chastity belt. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/wei...

Crack prescription from a Florida doctor? Mom allows son's circumcision so she can get out of jail. 17.01.2020 21:42

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Mother allows son's circumcision so she can get out of prison. Young man destroys attacks man on golf course for his balls. Cops tell woman: medical marijuana card doesn't cover crack. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on You...

Man requests swordfight to settle legal dispute with ex wife. Large Amish rave shut down by police. 16.01.2020 21:50

Man requests trial by combat with his ex snd her lawyer using Samurai swords. Police break up a huge 250 person Amish Party. Indian town overrun by gang of 400 angry monkeys. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube....

Penis shrinking pills pushed on famous Batman actor. Man attacked woman with ranch dressing. 15.01.2020 26:16

Olympic athletes assured that their cardboard beds won't collapse during sex. ABC told Batman actor to take pills to shrink his penis. Man accused of dousing woman im ranch dressing during dispute. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube...

Alien porn is trending! First human composting site in the world. 14.01.2020 19:27

Alien porn is trending and here's why. First human composting site in the world. U-Haul will stop hiring smokers in 21 states. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://inst...

Vagina smelling candle from Gwyneth Paltrow. Proposal to ban cell phone use for people under age 21? 13.01.2020 29:36

Gwenyth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina. Proposed bill would ban cell phone use for anyone under 21. McDonald's in California plays bagpipe music 24/7 to stop homeless from sleeping near the restaurant. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -W...

Toe sucking burglar strikes in Florida. Trailer park lady throws bucket of feces on her landlord. 10.01.2020 25:28

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Burglar broke into a home just to suck a victim's toes. Woman threw bucket of human feces at her landlord. Lady arrested for threatening a McDonald's employee for not getting enough sauce. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on...

Gilrfriend choked over fart comment. New Bandaid for your taint will help premature ejaculation. 09.01.2020 24:24

Man chokes girlfriend after she said his farts smelled terrible police say. Strip club gives free tents to the homeless in San Diego. Bandaid for our taint helps fix premature ejaculation. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https:...

Lady with "pube face" from a dog bite sues docs. Devastating honeymoon Vaginismus strikes. 08.01.2020 27:12

Woman waited til her wedding to lose virginity only to find she cant have sex. Dog bite victim with pube face suing doctors. Someone released hundreds of bedbugs inside a Pennsylvania Walmart. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - ht...

Drunk woman offers sex on a plane, headbutts entire staff. Wanna take your dead newborn on a walk? 07.01.2020 21:21

Drunk woman offered sex to strangers on an eight hour plane ride leading to a brawl. Refrigerated Sleeper allows grieving parents to take their dead baby for a walk. Woman addicted to eating baby powder wants you to know you're not alone. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/we...

Guy on meth carjacks a man and his pet goat outside adult video store. Lady sold her husband for $17 06.01.2020 27:05

Wisconsin teacher admits to pooping in a public park for two years. Man on meth carjacks another man and his goat outside an adult video store. Kenyan woman sold her husband for $17. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www....

Tasing old ladies in Florida. Some people enjoy mowing their lawn at night... ALL night. 03.01.2020 20:18

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Police tase a 70 year old woman 3 times on her birthday. Man arrested for keeping his neighbors up by revving his lawnmower excessively at night. Woman tried to cash a $1million check to buy a yacht and that's when trouble started. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patr...

Lady caught using dog pee to pass a drug test. Town abandons possum dropping tradition after outcry. 02.01.2020 15:27

Kentucky woman arrested for using her dog's urine to pass a drug test. New Years eve monster tumbleweed fiasco traps several cars for hours. North Carolina town abandons New Years tradition of possum dropping after public outcry. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews...

BEST OF WEIRD AF NEWS 2019 31.12.2019 2:12:55

Women gone wild in 2019! TWO HOURS of the weirdest news stories from the past year with a noticeable theme: Weird AF ladies in the news! From marrying a Boeing 747 to putting an alligator down her pants, the gals of 2019 took it to a weird place. Happy New Year to all and thanks for the love. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get...