Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Genital pics and why men send them. People burning themselves in "Boiling Water Challenge" 12.02.2019 26:01

Zoo in China puts visitors in cages and let's animals roam free. Why do men send photos of their genitals according to experts. The viral Boiling Water Challenge is landing people in the hospital, so STOP! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Y...

Polar bear invasion! Police warn students of woman looking for a date for her son. 11.02.2019 21:45

Towson University police warn students of a woman looking for a date for her son on campus. Fox News host says he hasn't washed his hands in a decade because "germs aren't real". Parents in Russia are scared to send their children to school because of polar bear invasion. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the...

Politician licked faces then resigned. Naked glitter farting troll at Universal is a hit. 08.02.2019 21:18

FLORIDA FRIDAY! Florida lawmaker might ban cities from banning plastic straws. Florida politician resigns following complaints she licked her colleagues' faces. Universal Orlando has a naked troll that farts glitter for the delight of guests. Reviews and calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jo...

Squirrel lasagna? Name a cockroach after your ex on Valentine's Day. 07.02.2019 17:58

Zoo will name a cockroach after your ex and feed it to a meerkat on Valentine's Day. London restaurant gonna serve up squirrel lasagna. Click and pray in the Pope's new iPhone app. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.yout...

Refrigerator dating app. Where the streets have no name. 06.02.2019 18:15

Samsung wants to turn your refrigerator into Tinder. Voters reject proposal to name streets in German town. Steven Tyler of Aerosmith opens home for abused women in Tennessee. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.c...

Stripper pole? That's an exercise pole for my wife & daughter! Indians are suing their parents for birthing them. 05.02.2019 27:55

Woman posed as a pharmacist for years and handed out nearly a million prescriptions. Police raid illegal strip club and owner says NO that's an exercise pole for his wife and daughter. These Indians don't want you to have babies because life sucks. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patr...

Under 100? No cigarettes for you! What's up with the trash bag circling Earth? 04.02.2019 33:41

Hawaii lawmaker proposes ban cigarette sales to anyone under 100. There's an empty trash bag circling Earth. Texas man admits kidnapping 79 people for alien anal probing (FAKE NEWS). Some listener calls and Jonesy reaction to Fyre Festival doc. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon....

Meth Death Party for a loved one? Man finds grenade, brings it to Taco Bell. 01.02.2019 30:41

FLORIDA FRIDAY: Man finds WWII hand grenade and brings it to Taco Bell. Man kills his family to pay a cam girl $200k. Meth fueled death party is the way to go! BONUS: Ted Bundy documentary reaction rant. And some calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH...

Urine covered bologna sandwich delivery. Man dated a cockroach for a year, ate her after she died. 31.01.2019 20:18

Man dated a cockroach for a year. A clothing line that can be eaten to avoid starvation. Mystery man delivers urine covered bologna sandwiches to a neighborhood. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews...

Serial killer Ted Bundy is NOT HOT! Pablo Escoburgers comes with side of coke. 30.01.2019 21:39

Pablo Escoburgers restaurant draws backlash. Netflix begs users to stop calling Ted Bundy 'hot'. Deep midwest freeze stops beer delivery and shuts down Ice Castle. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafne...

Gym for out of shape rattlesnakes opens. DJ killed for playing boring music. 29.01.2019 17:55

Tripping teen went on a school groping spree. Gym for rattlesnakes opens in Melbourne. DJ I killed in Uganda for playing boring music. Emails too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jon...

"Dwarf Tossing" ban. Chuck Norris look-alike 5K run. 28.01.2019 27:24

Chuck Norris look-alike marathon 5k run. Senator introduces bill to ban "dwarf tossing". Supreme court to rule on drunk blood consent. Calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jone...

Woman shot after performing sex act for Pringles. Family charged with selling homes they didn't own. 25.01.2019 17:17

FLORIDA FRIDAY: Woman shot after performing a sex act for Pringles chips. Police officer runs over a couple laying on the road watching lunar eclipse. Family charged with selling homes they didn't own. New Patron too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird...

Woman to marry her blanket. Man says emotional support alligator is a great idea. 25.01.2019 17:40

Woman is getting married to her duvet blanket. Man says emotional support alligator is a great idea. Chinese TV draws ridicule for blurring earrings on male actors. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafn...

Women only parking spots? Pre-infected tissues for sale. 23.01.2019 20:51

Company selling $80 cold-infected tissues. German man sues over women only parking spots. Senator introduces Stop Stupidity Act to prevent Government shut downs. Also emails and DMs. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.yo...

Porn viewership spikes during government shutdown. Eels are getting high off cocaine. 22.01.2019 12:41

Eels in London getting high off cocaine in the river. Baby formula ring busted in Australian. Porn viewership spikes during government shutdown. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jones...

Teens steal cremains thinking its cocaine. Massage parlor owner thought handies were legal. 21.01.2019 19:16

Police seek volunteers to get drunk and get too many responses. Massage parlor owner tells court she thought handies were legal. Teens arrested after stealing cremains thinking it was cocaine. Emails and DMs too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF Ne...

Drug sniffing dog overdoses. Teacher spreads poop over a child's birthday party. 18.01.2019 20:43

FLORIDA FRIDAY: Drug sniffing K-9 overdoses while screening passengers on an EDM cruise. Man said he'd "kill em with kindness", which is the name of his machete. Teacher spreads feces over a park before a child's birthday party. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews...

Man stabbed 13 times by girlfriend proposes to her in court. Porn star turned Pastor. 18.01.2019 19:24

Man stabbed 13 times by his Russian girlfriend proposes to her in court. Porn star turned pastor wants everyone to feel God. Bizarre ear condition makes woman unable to hear men's voices. Emails and songs with "Flat" in it! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATC...

Semen injections for back pain? Robot hotel kills half the staff. 16.01.2019 24:39

Man injects himself with his own semen to treat back pain. World's first robot hotel has killed half its robot staff. Comedy venue excludes white comedian because of his dreadlocks. Calls and stuff! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtub...

Flat Earth Cruise! Blindfolded teen crashes car in Bird Box Challenge 15.01.2019 22:33

California city wants to fight wildfires with goats. Blindfolded teen crashes car doing the Bidr Box Challenge. All aboard the Flat Earth Cruise everyone! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and...

Eating roadkill now legal! Red-eyed Bigfoot sightings? 15.01.2019 18:05

New Oregon law makes it legal to eat roadkill. Woman banned from Walmart after riding electric cart and drinking wine out of a Pringles container. Red-eyed Bigfoot sightings in NC woods. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://...

Syringes in his rectum aren't his. Stripper had a vision of mass shooting. 11.01.2019 18:49

FLORIDA FRIDAY! Man says the syringes found in his rectum aren't his. Woman attacks parents for refusing to take her to Outback Steakhouse. Stripper wrote about her vision to carry out mass shooting. Emails and new Patron! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH...

Robotic dildo banned from trade show. Man brings dead raccoon into McDonald's. 10.01.2019 29:47

Man suffers prolonged erection from an energy drink. Man brings a dead raccoon into a San Francisco McDonald's. Robotic dildo banned from top tech trade show. Calls and emails. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtub...

Self-driving cars attacked. Wanna watch a film inside a coffin? 09.01.2019 16:34

Humans attacking self-driving cars in Arizona. Swedish film festival invited you to movie screening inside a locked coffin. Hunter arrested for poaching after bragging about it on dating app. Emails! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtu...