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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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When Batman is around, the public behaves: New study. Fart Walking after Thanksgiving is good for you, say doctors. 01.12.2025 21:47

Doctor's recommend the Fart Walk post Thanksgiving. The Santa Claus House at the North Pole was the target of an armed terrorist. New study shows that people behave themselves in public when Batman is around. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patr...

Floridaman claims a cockroach told him to kill a couple guys. Florida will allow bear hunting for first time in a decade. 29.11.2025 29:00

FLORIDA FRIDAY - State of Florida will allow bear hunting for first time in ten years. Floridaman kills two because a cockroach told him to do so. Florida priest assaults a woman after she tried to donate to his church. Elderly Florida men are arrested for lewd behavior in a nature reserve. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it&...

Adolf Hitler is about to win an election in Africa? Don't brine your turkey in the Great Salt Lake, is an actual warning in Utah. 26.11.2025 17:28

Officials in Utah advise locals to not brine their turkeys in the Great Salt Lake. Bear attack shelters are now being sold in Japan after attacks continue. Adolf Hitler is about to win an election in Namibia, but it's not THAT guy. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF N...

Man dressed as his dead mom to go collect her pension. Lady found alive in a coffin right before cremation. 25.11.2025 18:54

Woman found alive in a coffin right before being cremated at a Buddhist temple. Shark fins worth $11million were seized by authorities in Peru in major wildlife trafficking operation. Italian man dressed up as his dead mother for three years while collecting her pension. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridama...

Two Texas boys plot to invade Haiti and enslave the women and children. Man flashed his genitals on the highway because he needed excitement. 24.11.2025 19:39

Man flashed his genitals on the highway because he needed the excitement in his life, deputies say. Bar in Manchester bans solo drinkers after 9pm and faces backlash. Two Texas men plotted to invade an island in Haiti, kill the men and enslave the women and children. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. S...

Florida woman squeezed boyfriend's privates until there was blood. Floridaman stole forklift to steal an ATM. 21.11.2025 16:27

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman steals a forklift to steal an ATM. Florida sheriff gets backlash for posting mugshot of a 9 year old online. Floridaman arrested for walking naked in 36 degree weather claims it was a TikTok challenge. Florida woman arrested after grabbing her boyfriend's privates and not letting go until there was blood. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the...

AI teddy bear taught kids about BDSM and where to find knives. South Korea bans flights, halts military for a single college entrance test. 20.11.2025 15:16

The band, The New Pornographers, decide to keep their name despite drummer's arrest for illegal children stuff. South Korea banned flights and halted military for a single nationwide college entrance exam. AI enhanced teddy bear gave BDSM sex advice and told kids where to find knives. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it&#3...

Stolen driveway leaves a woman scared and confused. Holocaust artifact auction canceled after backlash. 19.11.2025 15:57

Stolen driveway leaves a woman very confused. Germany cancels an auction of Holocaust artifacts. Study indicates teenage binge drinking leads to success and higher pay later in life. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy J...

Passenger brought a meat cleaver on a flight. Prisoner sues for the right to eat Vegemite. 18.11.2025 17:17

Australian prisoner sues for right to eat Vegemite. Passenger found with a meat cleaver on a flight. Study shows that shouting at Seagulls could prevent them from stealing your food. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy J...

Controversial cafe offers cuddling with baby lions while drinking tea. Meet Germany's first flock of gay sheep. 17.11.2025 20:37

Two black metal musicians are missing in the mountains of Norway. Meet Germany's first flock of gay sheep. Cafe in China offers cuddling with lion cubs with tea. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at...

Floridaman shoots son over heavy metal music. Naked Florida woman breaks into bagel shop for a shower. 14.11.2025 20:14

Floridaman shoots his son over heavy metal music. Naked Florida woman breaks into a bagel shop to shower. Florida woman drove 107mph to get to a Little Caesar's pizza. Florida woman tries to kidnap boy, claiming he's the "wrong color" for that grandma. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman...

A killer will be playing Santa at the local swap meet. Man steals a bus with passengers on it and makes all the stops. 13.11.2025 19:35

Man was shot by his own dog. Man stole a bus but did a great job driving it, according to police. Man who murdered his wife will be playing santa at the local swap meet. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffe...

Pornography accidentally shown to kids on a public ferry. Smell animal butts at new exhibit in a Japan aquarium. 12.11.2025 17:16

Pornography accidentally shown on a ferry boat but it probably didn't shock the children. Louisiana pastor calls woman a witch after she called the church asking for baby food help. Japan aquarium let's visitors smell animal butts in new smelly exhibit. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining...

Starbucks Bearista cup is worth losing your teeth for this holiday season. Target orders employees to smile at customers to boost sales. 11.11.2025 16:19

The Starbucks Bearista holiday cup that customers are brawling over. Target requires employees to smile more at customers to boost holiday sales. Ramen surpasses sushi at the official nation food of Japan. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com...

Balls Out Bowling is back, where bowling naked is required. Enter a lottery to be buried next to Jim Morrison? 11.11.2025 18:45

Paris residents can enter lottery to be buried next to Jim Morrison. Man drove stolen bus to Dublin because the other one was full of passengers. Balls Out Bowling is back where bowling naked is required. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/...

Floridaman fires his gun over argument on how many eggs chickens lay. Man threatens to shoot police if they don't let his wife out of jail. 07.11.2025 21:18

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman makes 45 calls to the police, demanding they release his wife from jail, threatens to shoot them. Floridaman opens fire over argument on how many eggs a chicken lays. Florida is being sued over recent law allowing pregnant women to park in handicapped spaces. Pro hockey team roll out the "Floridaman Cam" to make fun of opposing fans. // Weird AF News is the on...

Nurse murdered his patients to get longer smoke breaks. Hot Ice Cream is a new stupid dessert we don't need. 06.11.2025 20:47

Former supermodel Tyra Banks is selling Hot Ice Cream, the new groundrbeaking dessert. Over 350,000 students have missed school in Japan, a new record. German nurse gets life in prison after killing 10 patients to reduce his workload. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF Ne...

Death letters mailed to 500 living patients by medical facility. Murder hornets kill a family while ziplining.. 05.11.2025 16:33

Health company sent death letters to over 500 living patients by mistake. Father and son attacked and killed by murder hornets while ziplining. Maldives becomes first country in the world to impose a generational ban on smoking. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Pat...

Man shot neighbor because he thought her horse was too fat. Man wearing a Speedo breaks into 911 call center, attacks dispatch. 04.11.2025 12:59

Texas man shot his neighbor because he thought her horse was getting too fat. French cyclist fell into a ravine and survived for 3 days on only wine. Man wearing only a Speedo broke into a 911 call center and attacked dispatch. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patr...

Woman was delivered human arms and fingers in a delivery mix-up. School wants to ban animal ears and tails over furry fears. 03.11.2025 16:38

Woman ordered medications and instead received body parts. The most expensive cup of coffee in the world is $1000 and available in Dubai. School board wants to ban animal ears and tails. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR b...

Florida teacher gets high in class and offers her vape to her students. Woman hit in the face by a duck on a rollercoaster. 31.10.2025 22:42

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida nudists arrested for being nude on the non-nude beach. Floridaman wakes from coma to blame his girlfriend for the car crash that put him in a coma. Florida woman teacher shows up to class high on cocaine and offers her vape to the kids. Florida woman dines and dashes, claims her hsband Eminem will pay for the bill. Florida woman hit in the face with a duck on a rollercoast...

Walking speed limits for pedestrians introduced in Slovakia. Lady arrested after smoking crack while on oxygen at the hospital. 30.10.2025 16:47

Slovakia introduces speed limits for pedestrians on sidewalks. Woman arrested for smoking a crack pipe while on oxygen at the hospital. 80 year old cruise ship passenger died after being left on a remote island called Lizard Island. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News...

Aggressive laboratory monkeys with herpes on the loose. Japan sends in the troops to help stop bear attacks. 29.10.2025 15:06

Aggressive laboratory monkeys with herpes on the loose in Mississippi after escaping a truck. Japan sends in the troops after alarming number of bear attacks on people. Woman arrested for stabbing her husband with a ceramic squirrel for coming home without the beer. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SU...

Lonely bear breaks into a zoo to visit the other bears. Couple seeks divorce because their pets can't get along. 28.10.2025 19:26

Wild, lonely yet polite bear breaks into a zoo to visit the other bears. Father in trouble for giving his 12 yo son a hickey. Newlyweds in India seek a divorce because their pets don't get along. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weird...

Deaf woman hit by an airplane while walking her dog in a park. Boob jobs are shrinking as ballerina breasts become popular. 27.10.2025 20:11

AI chatbots show signs of serious gambling addiction according to study. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out...