Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Floridaman arrested for stealing recipes from a restaurant. Floridaman threatens to stab neighbor and eat her dog. 24.10.2025 21:13

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested after his toddlers were seen holding guns, beer and marijuana in social media photos. Floridaman cook arrested for stealing secret recipes from a restaurant. Floridaman threatened to stab his neighbor and eat her dog. Floridaman stole a car with a baby inside and immediately returned it, apologized to woman. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast...

Butt Breathing has been declared safe for humans. Many Americans will become obese overnight without gaining a pound. 23.10.2025 19:47

Breathing through our butts is now delcared safe by researchers. American's will soon get more obese overnight without gaining a single pound. Woman fined $150 for pouring coffee down the drain in the UK. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon....

Elderly man fakes his death to see who would come to his funeral. Customers suing sneaker company because of loud squeaks. 22.10.2025 20:30

Elderly man in India fakes his own death just to see who would attend his funeral. Customers suing sneaker company because the footwear makes loud squeaky noises. Police flooded with volunteers for their marijuana impairment event. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News...

Mosquitoes discovered in Iceland for first time ever. Restaurant called Whitexicans caused offense and trauma. 21.10.2025 22:59

Scientists discover mosquitoes in Iceland for first time ever. New York Mexican restaurant called Whitexicans causes some trauma to people with too much time on their hands. Woman stabs another woman after she takes too long at checkout. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF...

Watch an ad, get some toilet paper at these dystopian toilets. City bans black cat adoptions ahead of Halloween. 20.10.2025 22:39

City in Spain bans black cat adoptions for fear of twisted Halloween rituals. Artificial Intelligence chatbot suggests users try some heroin. Dystopian public toilets in China make users watch an ad before dispensing toilet paper. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News P...

Floridaman keeps prostitute, punches father. Floridaman attacks strip club manager with a cheeseburger. 17.10.2025 21:37

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman punches his father after being ordered to remove the prostitute from their home. Floridaman robs store of scratch lottery tickets then returns to same store to redeem his winnings. Floridaman stole pigeons from a home. Floridaman assaults strip club manager with a cheeseburger. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week an...

An island has over 1 million cats and it's a problem. African lawmaker killed when his car hits an elephant. 15.10.2025 20:53

Zimbabwe lawmaker and poet died after his car hits an elephant. You will soon be able to sext erotic content on ChatGPT like an adult. The island of Cyprus has over 1 million cats and it's a problem. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/w...

Dozens of mystery sex toys wash up on beach in Scotland. Mother livestreams her childbirth on Twitch to tens of thousands. 14.10.2025 21:30

Dozens of sex toys wash up on beach in Scotland at the amusement of locals. Twitch streamer livestreams her birth to over 30,000 viewers. Wake up and smell the breakfast coming from your alarm clock at the Holiday Inn Express. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patre...

There's a marathon where racers must eat Taco Bell along the route. Catholic church's altar wine so popular people order it in local bars. 13.10.2025 19:55

Denver hosts a 31 mile marathon where racers have to eat Taco Bell along the way. Catholic Church in Kenya had to replace their altar wine after it go very popular at the local stores and bars. Community in Alabama have mixed emotions over some ICE Halloween decorations. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridama...

Florida woman dumps 75 used tampons on her ex's lawn. Floridaman caught with thermos inside his rectum while at jail. 10.10.2025 20:10

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman caught sneaking a large thermos inside his rectum into the jail. Floridaman attacks his wife for not eating at Chili's with him. Florida parents left young son on side of the highway with a bag of guns. Florida woman firefighter dumped 75 possibly used tampons on her ex's lawn because he has a girlfriend. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in...

Lady swallows 8 live frogs to cure back pain. Marijuana delivery carrier pigeons in NYC? 09.10.2025 17:50

Old Chinese woman swallowed 8 live frogs to cure her back pain. New York City cannabis dispensary will launch marijuana delivery carrier pigeons. Man convinces Costco to give him the iconic $1.50 hot dog sign so he won't do drugs. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF Ne...

Airline will charge passengers to recline their seats. Tired single woman buys a billboard to find a husband. 08.10.2025 18:27

WestJet budget airline will charge passengers for reclining in their seats. Oldest and most haunted Las Vegas hotel will pay you $5k to hunt for ghosts. Fed up single woman buys a billboard to find her future husband. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http:/...

Please stop sending AI videos of Robin Williams to his daughter. Halloween decorations of dead local officials got a man arrested. 07.10.2025 16:01

California bans overly loud commercials on streaming services. Robin WIlliams' daughter asks fans to stop sending her AI videos of her deceased father. Man arrested for Halloween decorations that allegedly portrayed dead bodies of local officials. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joinin...

Mail carrier for USPS shot in the face by Amazon delivery driver. Emergency naked bike ride protest organized in Portland. 06.10.2025 17:14

USPS mail carrier was shot by an Amazon delivery driver. A 22 year old male posed as a high school student and attended school for 19 days. Portland Oregon organizes emergency Naked Bike Ride as a protest. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com...

Floridaman tried to post bail using an alligator he claims is also a lawyer. Floridaman kills and eats his own pet peacocks to spite a neighbor. 03.10.2025 20:01

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman kills and eats his pet peacocks after dispute with a neighbor. Floridamen arrested after Netflix argument escalates to gunfire. Florida woman stole a publix motorized shopping cart and drove it to her doctors appointment. Floridaman arrested after trying to pay his friend's bail with an alligator he claims is his lawyer. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news...

Teen shot after being mistaken for a squirrel by hunting buddy. Woman gives birth, then wins Mortal Kombat tourney while holding newborn. 02.10.2025 15:18

Iowa teen dies after being mistaken for a squirrel on a hunting trip. Maxwell House will rebrand themselves Maxwell Apartment because they're insensitive. Five days after giving birth, woman wins Mortal Kombat tourney with her baby in arms. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the W...

Women's chests will be checked for illegal breast implants in North Korea. Dog owner kidnaps the man that ran over his dog, robs him. 01.10.2025 18:02

Kim Jong Un orders breast checks to make sure North Korean women don't have those UN-socialist breast implants. Indian courts order doctors to fix their sloppy handwriting. Dog owner takes a man hostage that ran over his dog, robs him at gunpoint and forces him to dig a grave. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only...

Passengers eat their passports mid-flight. High School teacher fed a live kitten to the classroom snake. 30.09.2025 16:05

Flight descends into chaos as two male passengers eat their passports mid-flight. Teacher apologizes for feeding a kitten to the classroom snake. Chines film studio criticized for using AI to turn a gay couple straight in newly released Australian horror film. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT...

Florida woman assaults man with a can of silly string. Floridaman caught with human skull and bones at Tampa airport. 26.09.2025 18:23

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Passenger caught with skull and human bones at Florida airport. Floridaman stole over 100 manhole covers. You can now carry your gun openly without a license in Florida. Florida woman escort arrested for assaulting man with a can of silly string. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPO...

Vicious squirrel attacks and hospitalizes town residents. Graveyard coffee truck banned from serving a hospital because of their "offensive" name. 25.09.2025 18:27

Vicious squirrel attacks a California community, hospitalizing two residents. US bars Iranian diplomats from shopping at Costco without special permissions. Local coffee truck in Arizona banned from serving the hospital staff because of their brand name. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joi...

Italian tourist city will tax all visiting dogs. Aspen will make improvement to their Glory Hole Park. 24.09.2025 21:37

Italian city will tax the tourists for their visiting dogs as they clamp down on canines. Missouri woman sentenced for trying to fraudulently selling Elvis' Graceland property. City of Aspen to make improvements to Glory Hole Park. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF N...

DoorDash driver alerts police of hostage situation after delivering kidnapping items. Teacher arrested for using fart spray on campus. 23.09.2025 17:46

Assistant teacher arrested for using fart spray at the school causing thousands in damages. Pennsylvania bis driver accused of blasting the heat on the school, trying to "cook" the evil children. Doordash driver alerts police to hostage situation based on the suspicious items delivered. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Frid...

Jesus Take the Wheel songwriter dies in plane crash. The Rapture is tomorrow but do NOT sell your house. 22.09.2025 19:33

British scientists discover that tea can be grown on the moon. Fools, I mean people are selling their belongings in anticipation of the upcoming Rapture. Jesus Take the Wheel songwriter dies in a plane crash. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon....

Floridaman shots roommate for not bringing drugs to the football party. Floridaman in scuba diving outfit robs a restaurant, swims away. 19.09.2025 17:34

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman kills his roommate for not bringing drugs to the football party. Florida woman punches an alligator to save her puppy. Floridaman in scuba diving suit robbed a floating restaurant and swam away with the cash. Florida woman bites a pit bull to save her own dog. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it&#39...

Psycho tunnels into his upstairs neighbor's apartment after disagreements. Drug dog visits school, drug dog sniffs teacher, drug dog finds drugs. 18.09.2025 19:01

Samsung smart refrigerators will play on-screen ads to users during breakfast. Man is charged with tunneling into his upstairs neighbor's apartment after having disagreements. Drug dog visits a middle school in Louisiana, drug dog sniffs a teacher, drug dog finds cocaine. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Flor...