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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Naked Floridaman robs a meat market. Floridaman takes a sledgehammer to gaming machines inside a store after losing thousands. Floridaman arrested for trespassing at a construction site wearing red lace bra, g-string and holding a gun. Floridaman Salvation Army bellringer arrested for trying to impale a Publix manager with the donation tripod. // Weird AF News is the only daily we...

Married man in Italy sues restaurant after their TikTok promo video exposed his secret love affair. Woman arrested swimming nude in neighbor's private pond claiming she was, "trying to be a mermaid". Beloved walrus penis was stolen from behind the bar in a New Jersey cheesesteak place. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on F...

Hundreds gather in Glasgow to watch someone get kicked in the groin. TikTok influencer rode his horse through a New York Target and it poo'd on the floor. Toronto sex toy shop is ordered by the Pentagon to cease selling sex toys to Bahrain. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the W...

Samurai sword weilding man offers to remove your squatters in San Francisco area. Man stole the sword from the Joan of Arc statue in Paris. Hundreds of people tricked into attending fake New Years fireworks display in Birmingham. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Pa...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Best of Floridaman (and woman) for 2025 - Floridaman arrested with a thermos in his rectum. Floridaman shoots his friend over argument on how many eggs a chicken can lay. Floridaman runs over a woman for refusing a foot sniff. Floridaman robs a restaurant in scuba gear. Florida police arrest Chuck E. Cheese mascot in front of kids. Floridaman pees on $10k worth of Spam in a store....

Weird AF News - Best of 2025: Radioactive Shrimp at Walmart. Denmark zoo asks for your pets to feed their animals. Woman dies on a bus with 26 iPhones attached to her. Meth smoking raccoon found in the driver's seat. Naked man with vaseline found in Lowes display shed. Man lights his home on fire to meet firefighters. Hotel no longer allowed to wake up guests with real baby pandas. Doctor ampu...

Woman in Japan marries her Chatbot which is a German video game entity. Man blows up his own stomach after ingesting a shot of lliquid nitrogen prepared by a celeb chef. Passenger discovers a man inside the trunk of the Waymo ride. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News...

$400k worth of live lobsters were stolen on the way to Costco. Hire a Chinese humanoid robot to be a ring bearer at your wedding among other services available. 2025 roundup of strange items stuck inside people's orifices (and removed at the Emergency Room) this year. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridam...

Mystery as hundreds of Victorian era shoes from the 1900's wash up on a beach in Wales. Neighbors are complaining about the intense sweet smell of donuts in their neighborhood. Mom sues an AI company after catching her son having raunchy sexting with Whitney Houston and Marilyn Monroe chatbots. //Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Fri...

Woman was already dead when her family brought her onto an EasyJet flight. Disappearance of geese at local park sparks concern they are being stolen and eaten for the holidays. Researcher charged with smuggling e-coli into the US inside women's underwear. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT b...

Hundreds attend a mock funeral for the penny in Washington DC. Parents are outraged after a Canadian elementary school uses a Time Out Box on the kids. Wanted man jumped into a nativity scene to hide from the police. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patr...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Mystery as a Florida doctor walks into a Dollar Store freezer and stays overnight, dies. Florida repoman truck driver tows a car with a 4 year old still inside. 84 year old Floridaman shot his son in the face for not visiting his mother on weekends. Florida woman shot both of her ex husbands on the same day. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird...

Strippers give the largest holiday toy donation in Portland history. Woman was kicked by a camel at Christmas celebration inside a Houston Church. Three Santas and 40 elves rob a grocery store in Montreal. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com...

Police find the free marijuana display anything but jolly. New Canada school rule requires kids to wear helmets while playing in the snow. Woman in San Francisco gave birth inside a Waymo taxi. //Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews...

Woman sues IRS to get her dog classified as a tax "dependent". Government employees in China caught using printed face masks of colleagues to trick facial recognition system and skip work. Sex toy shoplifter threatened man with leg of lamb before robbing a public bus. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Fl...

Viagra for women finally hits the shelves after 30 years. Denny's launches syrup filled sneakers to celebrate National Maple Syrup Day. Man sues Vegas casino after waking up in jail with large debt and not remembering how it happened. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird A...

 FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman arrested after throwing chicken at another woman’s face during an argument. Floridaman "Santa Claus" arrested for possession and distribution of illicit child material. Florida school shuts down after threat detection system thinks a clarinet is an assault rifle. Floridaman claims he was teleported into stolen BMW by aliens. // Weird AF News is the only da...

Hundreds of citizens in Japan have driver's licenses suspended for drunk bicycle riding. Why are 38% of undergraduates at Stanford Univ declaring to be disabled? Gamestop's trade anything day resulted in some strange items like a goose and a bobcat. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by...

Taliban detains four men that dressed up as Peaky Blinders characters. Young Brazilian man was killed by a lion after climbing into the zoo exhibit. Houston puts a curfew/ban on operating e-scooters in downtown. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patre...

Canadian man arrested for assault with a snow blower. Have you taken the pumpkin seed rectal challenge? Town in Oregon requires new residents to pickup their free puffy coat at City Hall. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR...

Japan unveils a human washing machine for half a million bucks. Sperm racing continues on college campuses like UT. Latvia has a severe man shortage and women are hiring hourly husbands. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR b...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman broke into a home, sprayed bbq sauce on the walls and furniture before it all caught fire. Floridaman tried to blame his drunk driving on a medical condition that is not real and that he can't pronounce. Florida mother tried to sacrifice her husband and child with a knife before strangling a nurse with the cable to her ankle monitor. Floridamen and woman arrested fo...

Columbia Sportswear CEO offers the company to anyone that can prove the Earth is totally flat (with photo evidence). Police are monitoring a thief's bowel movements after he swallowed a $19k Faberge egg. Berkeley kidnapping was actually a Fantasy Football prank, say police. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Fl...

China will tax condoms to boost the birth rate. Pavarotti statue's Christmas ice ring placement is insulting to his widow and family. Georgia man rescues raccoon, gets bit in the face while driving, is diagnosed with rabies but gives the hospital a fake name and number. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florid...

Influencer sparks outrage after handing out free machetes and alcohol to the homeless in various cities "for clicks". South Korea distributes AI companion dolls to the elderly living alone to monitor and help them. French // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News...