Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Facebook will keep posting for you even after you're dead. Food influencer dies after eating the toxic Devil Crab. 17.02.2026 19:44

The Lover's Arch in Italy collapsed ON Valentine's Day. Meta/Facebook patents an IA that takes over a dead person's Facebook account and keeps posting and chatting. Food vlogger dies after eating a toxic Devil Crab on video./ / Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF...

Woman faked a snake transformation to avoid arranged marriage. Olympic athletes used the 10,000 free condoms in only 3 days. 17.02.2026 21:28

Olympics gave the athletes 10,000 condoms and they were gone in three days. Indian woman fakes turning into a snake to avoid an arranged marriage. Scientists are testing weight loss drug for cats. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafn...

Florida woman's happy endings lead to her unhappy arrest. Floridamen turn frozen iguanas into pizza and tacos. 13.02.2026 23:39

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida couple arrested for taking a 14 year old to the strip club. Florida woman's happy endings lead to her unhappy arrest. Floridamen turn frozen iguanas into tacos and pizza. Florida woman arrested for practicing dentistry without a license AGAIN. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridam...

Chicken place smells too much like chicken, says landlord. Pokemon Go removes Epstein Island Pokestop from the game. 12.02.2026 20:52

Landlord tries to evict chicken business because it smells too much like chicken. Mother accused of injecting feces into her child's IV at the hospital. Pokemon Go game removed Epstein Island as a Pokestop. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreo...

Olympian wins a medal, then tells the world he cheated on his girlfriend. Murder twins in France complicate the trial because of similar DNA. 11.02.2026 16:02

Olympic medal winner confessed to cheating on his girlfriend during post-game live TV interview. Murder trial in France is complicated by twin brothers with same DNA. Portugal allowed children to cast their votes in the Presidential election. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Wei...

Gen Z texts and checks social media during sex, study shows. Coffee shop secretly operated as a strip club. 10.02.2026 19:54

Fighter jets intercept a passenger plane after child changed wifi name to "terrorist". More than a third of college students check social media and text during sex, poll shows. Orange County CA coffee shop secretly operated as a strip club. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining th...

Governor suggests importing women to help make more babies. Man arrested again for seeking non-consensual diaper changes. 09.02.2026 24:08

South Korean governor suggests importing foreign women for marriage and to make babies. Japanese city cancels Cherry Blossom Festival because tourists are pooping in the locals' yards. Man arrested again for seeking non-consensual diaper changes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining...

Florida woman nurse twerks on disabled patients at a rehab. Floridaman throws away $4k worth of meat after finding girlfriend cooking with another man. 06.02.2026 25:59

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman nurse arrested for twerking on disabled patients at a rehab. Floridaman stalks ex, mails her a 9mm bullet. Florida state driver's license exams will only be in English starting today. Floridaman throws away $4k worth of meat after discovering girlfriend cooking with another man. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/we...

Man broke into Little Caesar's Pizza, made and sold pizzas. Man, high on meth, stole two planes without a pilot's license. 06.02.2026 22:20

California man, high on meth, stole two planes without a pilot's license. Japan bar has an upper age limit for patrons, none over 40. Man breaks into a Little Caesar's Pizza and made and sold pizzas. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.c...

Man blowtorches his roof to melt ice, home catches fire. Lady causes car crashes after removing traffic mirror for better Feng-Shui. 04.02.2026 17:24

Massachusetts man used a blowtorch to melt ice on his roof, home catches fire. Crackerbarrel restaurants makes traveling employees only eat at Crackerbarrel. Chinese woman causes car accidents after removing a traffic mirror for better Feng-Shui for her own home. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPO...

WWI bomb inside man's rectum leads to hospital evacuation. Bar offers free drinks to customers who want to quit their job. 03.02.2026 19:18

Japan has a bar for people thinking of quitting their job and they drink for free. Alabama passing a bill requiring reporting parents of kids that smell like marijuana. French hospital evacuated after patient turns up with WWI artillery shell inside his rectum. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT...

Dumb politicians claim "fake" snow conspiracy. New York city will hire a night mayor to improve night time fun. 02.02.2026 20:00

City in New York has hired a Night Mayor to handle night time fun, especially for youth. Farmer gives away over 1 million potatoes after growing way too many. City Counselor members in Tennessee claim that the snow might be "fake". // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weir...

Floridaman fornicated with a vacuum cleaner in the street. Florida teen attacks her mom with a porkchop. 30.01.2026 22:08

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida teen attacked her mother with a juicy porkchop. Drunk Floridaman drove his car while it was on fire (with wife inside). Florida woman arrested for drinking cinnamon whiskey on the sidewalk without pants. Floridaman caught fornicating in public with a vacuum cleaner. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it&...

Man amputates his own foot to get into medical school. "Spy-Nuns" are working for Russian military out of European churches. 28.01.2026 16:01

Indian man amputated own foot to get into medical school. Rogue horny elephant has killed 22 people in ten day rampage. Nuns in Sweden for found to be Russian spies. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at...

Mushrooms that make you hallucinate little people are served at restaurants? Fans of jazz music are cheaters, new study claims. 27.01.2026 15:20

For the first time in history a smart cow was observed using tools. A new study claims Heavy Metal fans are faithful to their partners while Jazz fans are cheaters. A mushroom in China makes you hallucinate little people but they still serve it at restaurants. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT...

Flesh eating flies are eating their way toward the US. PETA hates that a groundhog is lifted in the air once a year. 26.01.2026 18:44

Flesh eating flies are eating their way through Mexico en route to the US. PETA offers to replace Punxsutawney Phil, the famous groundhog, with a hologram. Rock musician refuses to release the greatest rock album of all time unless fans pay $200 per song. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by jo...

Florida woman orders a Lyft ride and steals the driver's car. Floridaman attacked man with a ketchup packet. 23.01.2026 21:24

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman orders a Lyft ride and steals the driver's car. Florida couple gives birth to the wrong (color) baby, sues fertility clinic. Floridaman pastor asks congregation to donate $10k in 90 seconds, as God requested. Floridaman arrested to assault with a ketchup packet. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Frid...

Ankle monitor found on a dog, criminal on the run. Eat famous serial killers' last meals served at this restaurant. 22.01.2026 20:51

Defendant on the run after attaching his ankle monitor onto a dog. Staten Island NY public bathroom wins major architectural award. True crime restaurant serves up famous serial killers' last meals opens second location. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon...

Ski jumpers accused of injecting acid into their genitals. Korea legalizes tattooing after 33 year ban. 21.01.2026 16:41

Tattooing is legal in Korea after 33 years. Weight loss drugs will save airlines tons of cash because of fuel costs. Olympic ski-jumpers caught injecting acid into their genitals in what's being called "Penis Gate". // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Pa...

Hotel room on the Moon will cost you $10 million. Study shows smelling farts is good for brain health. 19.01.2026 20:17

Pay $10 million and reserve a hotel room on the Moon? Study shows that sniffing your farts can protect your brain from Alzheimers. Minnesota woman arrested with bag labeled, "Not a bag of drugs". // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com...

Florida woman defecates at the police in order to escape arrest.Florida woman on crack goes on the attack with a skillet and collard greens. 17.01.2026 20:11

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman on crack goes on the attack with a skillet and collard greens. Florida woman defecates at the police in order to escape arrest. Florida woman named Juicy Booty attacked teenagers with a baseball bat. Florida woman bites her attacker's penis to escape to safety. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Frida...

American dad wakes up speaking Spanish fluently after each surgery. Insecticide company holds memorial services for bugs they kill. 15.01.2026 17:28

American dad wakes up from each surgery speaking fluent Spanish. Japanese insecticide company holds a memorial service for the bugs they've killed. Greyhound racing dog tests positive for meth. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdaf...

"But she just died!" Man and dead wife tried to board a flight. Man hospitalized after sticking a live leech you know where. 14.01.2026 17:25

Man tried to board a flight with his dead wife in a wheelchair. Chinese man hospitalized after putting a live leech inside his own body, and I won't say where. Study shows that Japanese people aren't having sex. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http...

Couple used ChatGPT for wedding vows and it was annulled. 100 skulls and historical bones found at a man's home. 13.01.2026 19:16

Dutch couple's marriage annulled because they used ChatGPT in the wedding vows. Tuna King purchases a record $3.2 million Bluefin tuna at Tokyo auction. 100 skulls found at a Pennsylvania man's home believed to be stolen from cemeteries. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the...

"Are you dead yet?" is most popular app in China. Several monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis. 12.01.2026 18:57

Several monkeys on the loose in St. Louis, Missouri. Texas A&M university bans Plato for being woke. "Are You Dead Yet?" App is #1 in China. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buy...