Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Stalker broke into a home and sucked on a woman's toes. Boner Bear Honey ED syrup banned from gas stations. 25.03.2026 20:36

Man arrested and sentenced 6 years for breaking into a home and sucking on a woman's toes. Scientists discover the age children become cunning little liars. Boner Bear Honey, the gas station erectile dysfunction syrup has been recalled for dangerous ingredients. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPO...

Quadruple amputee professional cornhole player shot a man while driving. Russian women who don't want kids will be sent to psychologist. 24.03.2026 17:42

Russian woman who don't want children will be sent to the Government Psychologist. A quadruple amputee and professional cornhole player shot a man while driving. Doctors say we may be able to grow new teeth by 2030. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://...

Father and son banned from donating sperm after fathering 600 kids. Cocaine sharks thrive in the Bahamas. 23.03.2026 23:58

Sharks in Bahamas filled with cocaine, painkillers and caffeine. Barbie Dolls contaminated with fentanyl in Missouri. Father and son are banned from donating sperm after fathering over 600 children in Canada. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com...

Floridaman can still marry his cousin after marriage ban fails to pass. Florida woman refuses to leave her hospital bed 5 months after discharge. 20.03.2026 26:51

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman seals $600k worth of potatoes. Florida woman refuses to leave her hospital bed for 5 months despite being discharged. Florida woman sues after coworker says she smells like the Middle East. Floridaman can still marry his cousin after marriage ban fails to pass. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's...

Thief used Google Translate to rob a Peruvian restaurant. Hittler runs against Zielinski for mayor in France. 19.03.2026 22:40

Thief used Google Translate to rob a restaurant. In a town in France, Hittler is running against Zielinksi for mayor. Would you try the newest kind of yoga, snake yoga? Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at...

Study shows 19 million Americans think of shooting someone. Inject the fat of a dead person into your face or your chest, it's cool. 18.03.2026 24:43

New technology allows plastic surgeons to inject you with the fat of dead people. The bear on the Bernese coat of arms gets to keep it's little red penis. New research shows 19million Americans have seriously thought about shooting somebody. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Wei...

Deaf woman removed from plan for "not listening". Tourist sues NYC taqueria for salsa being too spicy. 17.03.2026 20:23

Pot smoking linked to bigger brains and better cognitive functions later in life. German tourist sues a NYC taco restaurant for salsa that is too spicy. Deaf woman removed from Frontier Airlines flight for not listening. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http:/...

Man falls into a hole with a bear inside. Kickboxer pulls a car using his testicles. 16.03.2026 22:49

Man in Japan fell into a hole with a bear inside. Marathon runners are churning butter as they run. Kickboxer pulls a car using just his testicles. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee....

Floridaman prisoner escapes to have sex in a Porta Potty. Did a Floridaman really get kidnapped by dolphins? 13.03.2026 29:30

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman prisoner snuck away from jail work duties to have sex in a porta potty. Drunk butt-tattoo'd Florida lady gives police Q-tips when asked for driver's license. Floridaman cop stalked and pulled over an actress just to flirt with her. Florida sheriff claims no, a Floridaman was not kidnapped by dolphins and forced to build an underwater city for them. Weird AF News...

Man caught smuggling 2,000 queen ants in his pants. Stoners buy cookies, the Girl Scouts learn. 12.03.2026 18:09

Chinese man caught smuggling 2,000 queen ants via Kenya. Girlscouts realize teaming up with a weed dispensary equals cookie sales. Canadian officials rescue 23 ice fisherman on a drifting ice sheet that broke away from shore. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon h...

Braindead woman wakes up when her ambulance hits a pothole. "Literally Anybody Else" is running for mayor in Texas. 11.03.2026 16:55

Irish woman awarded damages after her boss repeatedly yelled, "Potato" at her. "Literally Anyone Else" runs for mayor of a Texas town. Braindead woman comes back to life when her ambulance hits a pothole in India. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News P...

Testical covers are banned from saunas in Japan. Flamingos kidnapped at the Flamingo Hotel in Vegas. 10.03.2026 21:27

In-sauna testical covers are being banned in Japan. Tourist arrested after kidnapping and torturing a flamingo at The Flamingo in Las Vegas. Police warn there are corcodiles everywhere after major flooding in Australia. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://...

Floridaman throws cremated ashes onto the NASCAR racetrack. Floridaman does other Floridaman things. 09.03.2026 25:08

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman uses taco seasoning packets to steal Pokemon cards worth thousands. Florida woman with no right hand is ticketed for driving with her phone in her right hand. Floridaman used drug money to buy an ice cream truck for the kids. Floridaman and NASCAR fan threw cremated ashes onto the racetrack during a race. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world....

Smoking crack helped him quit heroin, says Billy Idol. Old male whales are better at mating because they're better at singing. 05.03.2026 19:46

Study shows: older male whales are better at procreating because they are better at singing. Billy Idol says smoking crack helped him quit heroin. Gen Z holds a live wrestling speed-dating event. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews...

Woman declared dead 4 times by government since 2017. Polymarket no longer allows betting on nuclear armageddon. 04.03.2026 20:32

Dallas woman declared dead 4 times since 2017. Convicted serial stowaway gets caught again sneaking on a flight to Europe. Polymarket betting co. removes bet on nuclear armageddon in 2026. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR bu...

Lady arrested for singing a remix of the national anthem at karaoke. Scientists created popcorn flavored tomatoes. 03.03.2026 18:32

Woman arrested for disrespecting the national anthem at karaoke night. Scientists created tomatoes that smell just like popcorn. Government hotline gives callers English with a Spanish accent instead of Spanish language option. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon...

Man claims world's smallest penis and is accepting challengers (with pics). Illinois will vote on Italian Beef as official state sandwich. 02.03.2026 27:13

Illinois state sandwich will switch to the Italian Beef sandwich after a vote in the house. Georgia man found competent to stand trial despite removing both his eyeballs in jail. Man claiming to have world's smallest penis is accepting all challenges disputing his claim (with photos). Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's...

Floridaman stabbed for denying sex to trans woman because she isn't Jewish. Floridaman killed trying to invade cuba with his 9 drinking buddies.. 27.02.2026 23:42

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman is stabbed after denying sex to an adult content creator because she isn't Jewish. Floridaman exposes himself and conducts lewd behavior toward a woman but claims it wasn't sexually motivated. Floridaman killed trying to invade Cuba in a boat with 9 of his friends. Floridaman destroys a Chinese Restaurant witha. shovel, claims he is the messiah sent to stop a ne...

Mr. Clean retires after 68 years. Food robot rebellion begins! Dunkin' tests 48oz bucket of coffee. 27.02.2026 21:29

Food delivery robot goes rogue and destroys property in California. Mr. Clean retires after 68 years as company cleaning mascot. Dunkin Donuts tests massive 48 oz bucket of coffee. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy...

Man arrested after serving alcohol to a hawk. New York Snowflakes hospitalized after being hit with snowballs. 25.02.2026 23:09

Los Angeles man arrested for serving alcohol to a hawk. How much cocaine is in the Nantucket sewage? New York City Police investigating after officers hit with snowballs during a snowball fight in the park. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/w...

Man trained his dog to illegally dump his garbage on the street. Man sneaks into woman's apartment to AXE her out. 24.02.2026 27:34

Italian man is arrested for training his dog to illegally dump his rubbish on the street. Los Angeles Dept. of Transportation removed their PSA that told passengers not to poop on city buses. Man arrested after sneaking into woman's apartment with an axe, to axe her out on a date. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's onl...

Man has sex with a dead deer on the highway, arrested. Hospital calls exorcist after staff report seeing ghosts. 23.02.2026 19:12

Hospital calls an exorcist after the staff report seeing ghosts. Kentucky man arrested for having sex with a dead deer on the side of the highway. Waymo pays Doordashers to close robotaxi doors after riders leave them open. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon...

Pickleball brawl involving 20 players leads to Florida couple's arrest. Floridaman urinates on boss's desk and in the chili? 20.02.2026 29:50

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Pickleball brawl involving 20 people leads to Florida couple's arrest for assault. Floridaman pays $50k to clone his dead Boston Terrier. Florida measles cases are increasing. Floridaman arrested after urinating on his boss's desk and in the chili pot at work. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's onl...

Family took dead relative to the bank as proof they're dead. Pro hockey team sent letter to their smelly fans asking them to shower before games. 20.02.2026 23:47

Hockey team in Canada sent letter to smelly fans asking them to shower before games. South African family took their dead relative to the bank to prove that they were indeed actually dead. Pancake races this week looked fun! Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon ht...

Judge rules "boneless wings" can still be called "wings". Fart tracking underwear developed to track gut health. 18.02.2026 24:28

Judge rules Buffalo Wild Wings can keep calling boneless Buffalo wings "wings". Why are criminals stealing used cooking oil from restaurants. Scientists invented fart- tracking underwear. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdaf...