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Men with cats are less desirable for dating a new study shows. Philadelphia shuts down dumpster swimming pools this summer. New rules for hairdressers includes no more small talk. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.you...

Man smuggles cocaine inside an artificial penis. 13 year old school children asked to plan their own funeral as homework assignment. Cambodia demands $2500 Coronavirus deposit from travelers crossing their border. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Stripper Edition - Stripper arrested for fighting and ripping power meter off a building, stripper offered officers oral pleasure to let her go, stripper lied about being kidnapped to cover up cheating, stripper threw a coconut at a man filming her, stripper arrested for DUI tries to eat her own shirt. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bon...

Man sues his date for over $100k for giving him herpes through a kiss. Fantasy fairy village in Georgia will be ruined by a new highway. Recent college graduate gets a job as a human scarecrow. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - h...

Hollywood prepares for CGI sex scenes for film and television. FDA approved a videogame to treat kids with ADHD. Indian women are worshipping a Coronavirus goddess named Corona Mai. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.y...

Taiwan airport offers pretend to go abroad airport tours amid Covid-19 pandemic. Veterans protest Rhode Island donut shop that ended police discounts. Mississippi woman charged with obscene communications after calling her parents racists on Facebook. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://p...

Woman attempts suicide in Japan but is saved by 20 sumo wrestlers. Somali pirates are now luring investors. Traveler denied service at KFC drive-thru because he was on horse and buggy. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://ww...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man lets a 12 year old girl drive his jeep 85 mph so he could be a cool dad. Florida man strips naked at a flea market, steals a car, breaks into a home and tries to kiss an old woman. Foreskin theft! Activists in Florida pretest circumcision. Porn star is running for office in Florida. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episo...

Police in Pakistan arrest a donkey for gambling. Bill proposal would prevent the President from nuking hurricanes. US gun owners are pointing loaded guns at their genitals and taking selfies and here's why. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News o...

Miss Hitler participant jailed for being part of a Neo Nazi terror group. German hotel bans overweight guests. Bored man opens a saloon for squirrels. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLL...

Man puts cell phone charger cable inside his penis and needs operation. Couples should wear face masks during sex new study finds. California man broke into a bank just to heat up a hot pocket. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - h...

Divorces rise after quarantine uncovers lots of polygamy. New Looney Tunes cartoon gets rid of guns but dynamite is still fine for kids. The DMV asks customers to please don't make your own homemade license plate. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman calls 911 and tries to have sex with officer. Florida man says the guns aren't his, they belong to John Wick. Florida offers drive-thru botox for Quarantined residents. Naked Florida man terrorizes a family. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/we...

Spanish porn star arrested over toad venom ceremony. Massachusetts man threw a large pickle at a highway worker for no reason. Belgian man has been receiving pizzas he never ordered for nine years. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube...

Having sex with someone you don't live with is now illegal in UK. Don't lick that sex pavement lichen please. Man threatened to unleash riot control bees at a riot. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirda...

People with sneezing fetish have divided feelings about being active during pandemic. Police arrest a man who claimed he was making healthy meth. U.S. pro runner aims to smash world's fastest mile wearing blue jeans. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird...

Sex workers may get back to business but sports remain prohibited in Switzerland. People in China are angry at new law ordering a cooling off period before divorce. Virus lockdown forces people in UK to become their own dentists. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man kicks a chicken like a football for no reason. Florida woman accused of giving homeless man oral sex at busy intersection. Florida man kidnaps girl and forces her to drive him through Coronavirus checkpoint. Florida woman is planning a prom for 2,200 high school students. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you...

No screaming on rollercoasters is the rule as Japan reopens theme parks. Study shoe that beards may have evolved so men could take a punch to the head. Men hired for another man's broom related sex fantasy show up at the wrong home with machetes. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreo...

Man arrested in Thailand for stealing over 100 pairs of flip flops to have sex with. India detains a pigeon on suspicion of being a Pakistani spy. Single table for one diner restaurant to open in Sweden. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Y...

Brothers in Bolivia allow a black widow spider to bite them in hopes they turn into Spiderman. Polish man faces a fine for wrestling a bear at the zoo without a mask thus breaking Covid-19 rules. Denmark asks romantic travelers to show proof of their love upon entering the border. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out...

Phantom lock picket opens who Paris parks at night has become a folk hero. Defying lockdown, Indians have a massive cow funeral. Michigan governor declares gay BDSM club to be an essential business. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtub...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man arrested for exposing himself while driving, claims he was "just airing it out". Florida mother still showers with her 20 year-old adult daughter each day. Florida's Covid-19 website designer accused of posting revenge porn. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http:/...

Mayor pretends to be dead from Covid-19 in order to avoid arrest for breaking lockdown to go drinking. Thai massage shops will open for waist down massage only. ICC will ban the use of saliva to shine cricket balls. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird...

Nearly 200 arrested and two people shot during Go Topless Jeep Weekend at a Texas beach. Berlin dance clubs will reopen with strict no dancing rules. Texas county tests Zoom trial and juror leaves his screen to take a phone call in the middle of it all. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http:/...