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Washington DC woman rushed to hospital because her poo suddenly turned silver. Vermont farmer found prosthetic leg lost by a skydiver on his farm field. Pakistan urges worshippers to buy sacrificial animals online for this year's festival to prevent Covid-19. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories  deserves...

Zookeeper fired for growing pot inside the rhinoceros habitat in Austria. Goat arrested in India for not wearing a mask. World's most Identical twins share a boyfriend and also plan to get pregnant at the same time (Australia). Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories  deserves a comedic spin.  Show your SUPPORT...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Hundreds gather at Covid-19 parties in Osceola County to spread the virus. Mysterious blue hole off the Florida coast wows scientists. Florida Governor won't close gyms cuz he says "those people are in good shape.". Floridaman enters Canada without stopping at the border in Niagara. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your...

Minneapolis parks vote on legalizing toplessness. Mystery surrounds a car with Covid-19 license plate in Canada. Michigan jeweler buries $1 million worth of treasure and sells tickets to the quest. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Pa...

Hostage situation ends after President of Ukraine endorses a 2005 Joaquin Phoenix film about animals. Venice Italy gondola tours reduce capacity for fat tourists. 82 year old woman in Japan beats away a bear with a punch. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by join...

Lottery winner in Jamaica claims $95 million dressed as Darth Vader. Utah man arrested for printing porn inside Walmart for his homies. Covid Knights battle the spread of Coronavirus I Sweden. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patr...

Teenagers are dressing up as mask wearing grandmother's in order to illegally buy alcohol. Woman quit her day job to earn six figures a month pretending to be a dog. Ohio man lost over 200 pounds to ride a new roller coaster. - Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories  deserves a comedic spin.  Show your SUPPORT...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Disney World offers mask free relaxation zones. Church tells parishioners: “Join us and be infected with God’s Holy Carona!”. Anti-mask advocates reward maskless diners with free dinners. Florida skinny dipper stopped short by concerned Canadian. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafn...

Police looking for suspects that attacked an individual with Boom Boom sauce at a gas station. Indonesian airline with have flight attendants remove their masks after passengers complained they couldn’t see their smiles. Seagulls are getting drunk during Flying Ant season in the UK. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird stuff http://...

Squirrel tests positive for the Black Plague in Colorado. Canadian town learns to coexist with polar bears using radar. Fans of apocalyptic films handle the pandemic very well research shows. SUPPORT the podcast by joining the Patreon. Http://Patreon.com/Weirdafnews - FOLLOW Jonesy http://instagram.com/funnyjones and check out the new website for Weird AF News - http://weirdafnews.com

Burger King introduces a new Whopper made from cows that burp and fart less. Tokyo art exhibition invited thievery on purpose. Samoan stayed in prison an extra four years because nobody told him he was done. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News...

Man bites seagull after it tried to steal his McDonald's meal. Dead cat received a voter registration application in the mail for Georgia. Cops raided a party in Melbourne after following a large KFC meal order. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF N...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida issues warning about rare brain-eating amoeba. Human head found on side of road in Florida. Floirdaman's DUI arrest is his sixth but first on a lawn mower. Florida family finds a strange woman in their kitchen cooking ramen noodles. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! ht...

Fried chicken and beer have been banned in Korean beaches to prevent Covid-19. Animal Crossing video game meets buttplugs. With flights cancelled, man sails the Atlantic ocean to visit his 90 year old dad. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on...

Dutch ID cards will soon omit gender. Man in stolen vehicle crashed into another person who happened to be in a stolen vehicle. Don't wear deodorant on the subway says Berlin transportation company. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtub...

Senate passes bill to end payments to dead people. French engineer unveils bread made from wheat fertilised with women's urine. Young people are throwing Coronavirus parties with a payout when one gets infected. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF N...

Bootleg Helicopter operation shut down. Supermarkets snub monkey labor coconut products. Walmart is transforming parking lots into drive-in movie theaters. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman calls 911 demanding a taxpayer-sponsored ride and gets driven to jail. Florida woman jailed after going on a bleach rampage. Lap dances are okay at Miami strip clubs but no liquor after midnight. Florida woman threatened couple with a taser as she tried to steal their puppy. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes an...

Rapper Vanilla Ice will peform in Texas despite the pandemic. Paris Jackson, daughter of Michael Jackson, to play Jesus in a film supposedly as a Lesbian. Canadian Tire stores close when all their items scan as Mr. Potato Head at checkout. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/w...

Navy tells their sailors: please top buying LSD on the dark web. NASA is about to sell a perfume that smells like outer space. Let this man in Potsdam keep his dang toilet garden! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.you...

Resident of an old home plummeted into an abyss underneath his house. People are defecating outside the Queen's Scotland vacation home. Hulu removes 1988 episode of Golden Girls because they wear mud masks. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News o...

A beat in Italy has been sentenced to death after attacking hikers. Nearly 1 in 3 pilots in Pakistan have fake licenses. Japan University awards first ever Ninja studies degree. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtu...

FLORIDA FRIDAY- Florida man tried to steal a plane to fly to his girlfriend amd get high. Angry Florida woman loses her mind over wearing masks. Florida woman sues for paternity test on some goats. Man with machete tattoo in his face attacked a man with a machete. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jon...

Police ate looking for a woman that coughed on a baby three times at Yogurtland. Disposable urinals are one of this sunmer's hit items. Tinder's new catfish detection system is available in Europe. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube...

The pandemic may contribute to genitalia trauma. Barcelona opera reopens to an audience or pretty plants. Why are sports stadiums filled with cardboard fans? Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews a...