Jonesy
Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
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Selling your haunted house? Hire an exorcist. Man saved by his Lightening proof Crocs. 01.09.2020 15:54
Families in Indonesia dig up their dead relatives to have a smoke and a chat. Selling your haunted house? You can now hire an exorcist to cleanse your house. British Columbia Canada man survives lightening strike that blows off his Crocs. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show yo...
Don’t get humped by an elk! Woman kicked out of bingo for her uncovered breathing neck hole. 31.08.2020 17:28
Yellowstone National Park warns visitors about the upcoming elk mating season. Woman in Canada kicked out of bingo for not using a mask to cover the breathing hole in her neck. Covid-19 lockdown leads to a deadly snake boom in Australia. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show you...
Witchcrafts leads to shooting. Woman threatened man over sausage. Farting father attacked by family. 28.08.2020 16:00
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman attacked her father for farting. Witchcraft leads to a shooting. Floridaman with a Mohawk stole a $6,000 puppy from Petland and left his ID behind. Florida woman threatened man over sausage. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joi...
Marijuana for these stressed out elephants. More people are getting fake boobs during the pandemic. 27.08.2020 15:17
Coronavirus pandemic causing a plastic surgery boom. Movie-watching Tesla driver crashed into the police again. Stressed out elephants at the Warsaw Poland zoo will be given marijuana relief. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon...
No bra needed in France! Jamaican woman crashes car, wakes up with a British accent. 26.08.2020 18:22
Jamaican woman acquires a British accident following a car accident. Japan faces a shortage of credit card numbers. Lockdown triggers a rise in bra-less women in France. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonu...
Vampire threatens to drink the blood of a cop. It snows chocolate after a factory malfunction. 25.08.2020 16:35
Chocolate factory malfunction leads to a chocolate snowfall in a Swiss town. Wife in India seeks to divorce her perfect husband. Japan group offers scary coffin and chainsaw experience to help reduce stress. Vampire spits on police officer and threatens to drink his blood. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stori...
Walmart man gave out “Covid Hugs”. New law requires you to walk your dog twice a day for an hour. 24.08.2020 17:01
Germany proposes law that would require pet owners to walk their dogs twice a day for an hour. Man in Massachusetts Walmart gave customers a hug then told them “you now have Covid”. California school board told Hansel and Gretel fairytale is unfair to witches. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a...
Fake dentist butt kisser. Lawyer high on marijuana gummy worms. Captain Kirk gets sexy at a bus stop 22.08.2020 24:49
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Florida lawyer high on marijuana gummy worms led police on a high speed chase. Floridaman caught masturbating at a bus stop claims he’s Captain Kirk. 750 million genetically modified mosquitoes will be released in the Florida Keys. Fake dentist accused of kissing the butt of a woman with a toothache. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because...
Ninja museum was robbed of all its cash. Doctor performed amputation on his back porch, lost license 20.08.2020 17:55
Missouri doctor lost medical license after performing an amputation on his own back porch. Cash was stolen from a safe inside the Ninja Museum in Japan. Parents in Italy no longer have to support their adult children say the courts. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. // Show your...
See-through public toilets in Japan. Farmer. Farmer defaced his enemy grave dressed as a woman. 19.08.2020 19:04
Arkansas farmer disguised himself as a woman and defaced the grave of his nemesis using animal carcasses. Bride’s mom is kicked out of wedding after delivering a hateful speech about her daughter’s poor health. See-through public toilets in Japan. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin...
Stop passing out drunk in the street! Surfer saves wife by punching great white shark. 18.08.2020 17:54
Surfer in Australia saves his wife by punching a great white shark. Police in Okinawa Japan want to stop citizens from passing out drunk in the middle of the street. Man in India creates a life size wax model of his dead wife for a housewarming party. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic...
Restaurant apologizes for weighing their customers. Bomb-sniffing cyborg locusts on the way! 17.08.2020 18:02
China restaurant apologizes for weighing their customers. A 12 year old girl was caught on camera gambling at a casino in Australia. Researchers are creating bomb-sniffing cyborg locusts. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon...
The drugs aren’t mine cuz the pants aren’t mine! Man stole beef jerky to go with his bag of heroin. 14.08.2020 15:53
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Floridaman steals beef jerky then gets caught with heroin. Floridaman tells police the drugs in his pockets aren’t his because the pants aren’t his. Homeless Floridaman lives inside empty sports stadium suite for two weeks. Floridawoman accused of spraying roach killer in husband’s face and hiding cannabis inside her bra. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted...
Sex doll sales increasing during lockdown. Stay in the last Blockbuster video store - it’s on Airbnb 13.08.2020 16:15
Lockdowns have led to a huge spike in sex doll sales. Unsold beer being turned into renewable energy in Australia. World’s last Blockbuster video store will be available on Airbnb. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'...
Guacamole maker explosion kills mayor. “The Movie You Will Never See” will be released in year 2115. 12.08.2020 16:59
Man fined for breaking curfew and going to DJ practice in Australia. The Movie You Will Never See to be released in the year 2115. Colorado prison escapee caught 50 years later in New Mexico. Guacamole maker explodes in New York killing a former mayor. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic...
Airline will pay for your funeral if you die of the virus. No man-purses allowed in the casino! 11.08.2020 15:53
Emirates airlines will pay your funeral expenses if you die from Covid-19. NASA will change harmful and discriminatory planet and galaxy nicknames. Gay man wasn't allowed into Arkansas casino with his purse. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Wei...
Official Wizard gets a salary. Man burns down apartment proposing to his girlfriend. 10.08.2020 20:48
National Park Services issues bear attack advice: don't push your slower friends down to save yourself. British man paid $10k year to be New Zealand wizard. Man proposes to girlfriend with hundreds of candles and burns down their home. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show you...
Floridaman can't stop coughing on people while another Floridaman fired a gun for social distancing. 07.08.2020 20:55
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman coughed at the police and said, "Hope you catch the Coronavirus!". Floridaman spit on a child and said, "Now you got Coronavirus!". Floridaman fired warning shots inside a Miami hotel because guests weren't social distancing. Floridaman bought a $140,000 Porsche with check he printed from home computer. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a c...
White Trash Bash 2020! Amazon delivery driver pooped in her lush garden. 06.08.2020 17:33
Mayor in Brazil suggests rectal ozone therapy for your Covid-19. The annual white trash bash happened during pandemic. Amazon delivery driver pooped in this lady’s garden and she ain’t pleased. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon...
Drug smuggling cat escapes prison. The return of the zombie cicadas. Dinosaur cancer? 05.08.2020 12:40
Researchers in Canada diagnose cancer in a dinosaur for the first time. Zombie cicadas under the influence of mind controlling fungus return to US. Missing sailors found on a tiny island after giant SOS in the sand. Drug smuggling cat escapes prison in Sri Lanka. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a...
Man has penis built into his arm after losing his own. Robot dolphins! Flying cars! 04.08.2020 17:39
Father in the UK had a penis built on his arm after losing his own to infection. New Hampshire is the first state to allow flying cars on the road. Robot dolphins could replace live animals at aquariums and zoos. . Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the...
Human penis and testicles found in a freezer. Bars ban The song Sweet Caroline amid Covid fears. 03.08.2020 18:57
Australian police find severed human penis and testicles in what may be a castration ring. Ireland bans Neil Diamond’s Sweet Caroline from venues amid coronavirus fears. Chicago Dunkin Donuts employee arrested after cop finds mucus in his cup of coffee. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic s...
Naked Florida tells police he's Batman. Floridaman threatens employees with ax over wearing a mask. 31.07.2020 22:21
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Naked Floridaman tells deputy that he's Batman. Floridaman threatened grocery store employees with ax after told to wear a mask. Florida grandmother arrested for punching grandson who poured her vodka down drain. Truck stop where Florida woman bit camel in testicles will be closing its wild animal petting zoo. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian...
Free pizza for anyone named Karen. Doctor warns of demon sperm. Students fake their own kidnapping. 30.07.2020 18:22
Domino’s in Australia is giving free pizza to anyone named Karen IF they wear a mask. Texas doctor who tried to sell a fake Covid-19 cure also believes in demon sperm. Chinese students in Australia are being scammed into faking their own kidnapping. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spi...
Threesomes during the pandemic are on the rise. Couple wins legal battle to name their son Lucifer. 29.07.2020 17:35
Baboons at a British safari park have armed themselves with knives and chainsaws. British couple win battle to name their son Lucifer. San Antonio Texas is in top cities for threesomes during the pandemic. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF...
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