Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Jonesy

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www.weirdafnews.com

Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

Baby Shark song used to torture prisoners. Powerlifter has to prove she’s a woman to board plane. 07.10.2020

Baby Shark children’s song used to bully prisoners in Oklahoma. Russian power lifter told you prove she’s a woman before boarding plane. Grand parents are kidnapped and brought to Canada then ransomed for cocaine. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the...

Deadly demons may be unleashed via Ouija board. COVID-19 pandemic is changing our dreams. 06.10.2020

Ghost Hunter warns that Ouija boards purchased at Poundland could unleash deadly demons this Halloween. Bill would ban pre-arrest sex between police and detainees in Virginia. The Covid-19 pandemic is changing our dreams. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joi...

Unwanted prostate exams given by a hypnotist. Yakuza gang not allowed to trick or treat this year. 05.10.2020

Japanese Yakuza gang won’t be allowed to give Halloween treats to the children this year. New Jersey hypnotist charged with sexual assaults for subjecting clients to unwanted prostate exams. Elderly woman age 71 suspected of being the getaway driver for young gang in Ireland. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af st...

Florida barber shoots at clients over missed appointments. Fight over milk leads to a stabbing. 02.10.2020

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida barber accused of shooting at two clients over missed appointments. Fight over milk in Florida leads to a stabbing. Floridaman steals a construction vehicle because “he likes it”. Florida woman forfeited lottery because the USPS lost her winning ticket. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af...

Court rules Subway’s bread is not bread. Bank tells woman that she’s dead except she’s not dead. 01.10.2020

Oregon woman is told by Wells Fargo bank that she’s dead except she’s not dead. Court in Ireland rules that Subway’s sand which bread is not actually bread. Voters in Switzerland will decide on basic rights of primates. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joini...

Vagina climate change cult gathers in California. Vulgar swearing parrots removed from UK zoo. 30.09.2020

Police in California break up a climate change cult with a giant vagina prop. Vulgar swearing parrots removed from a UK wildlife park. Indian man tells wife he’s got COVID-19 then flees to his new girlfriend. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weir...

Dead mayor re-elected by a Romanian village. Man jailed in Thailand for his negative hotel review. 29.09.2020

American jailed in Thailand for his negative hotel review. Romanian villagers elect a deceased mayor. Marijuana gummies helped NHL players survive the hockey bubble. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus ep...

To meet aliens, man steals a truck. Pumpkin Spice Mac and Cheese is coming to the US! 28.09.2020

No sex? No marriage as British Columbia judge grants annulment because husband can’t maintain an erection. Utah man stoke truck from 7-11 to meet some aliens but then felt bad and returned truck. Pumpkin Spice MAC and Cheese from Kraft is coming to US. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic...

Floridaman stole cat blood. Parents are getting naked and high during their kids online classes. 25.09.2020

FLORIDA FRIDAY- Deputies searching for a floridaman who stole cat blood. Florida parents are getting high and being naked during their kids’ Zoom classes. Florida strip clubs fight to lower stripper age from 21 to 18. Floridaman shoots his doctor after having an orgasm during a prostate exam. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily do...

Black licorice overdose kills a man. Police are investigating a used condom recycling factory. 24.09.2020

Too much candy. Man dies from eating too much black licorice. Police in Vietnam investigate a used condom recycling factory. Chuck E. Cheese wants to destroy 7 billion prize tickets. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where yo...

Mysterious brain washes up on beach. City hires a former pimp to help them clean up the streets. 23.09.2020

MTA board finally bans pooping on subways and buses in New York City. Seattle hires a former pimp for $150k to help them handle the streets. Man discovers a brain washed ashore on a Wisconsin beach. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News...

Haunted toilet installed for Japanese Halloween theme park. Ottawa will pay you $100 to go there. 22.09.2020

Ottawa tourism department will pay $100 for you to visit. Japanese theme park installs a haunted toilet for Halloween. Thailand national park mails trash back to tourists. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bo...

Man’s vibrator controlled by Twitter followers. “Pretend you are a slave” homework assignment? 21.09.2020

Man is letting his Twitter followers control his vibrating butt plug. Topless clown is tormenting UK residents. Iowa teacher put on leave for “pretend you are a slave” homework assignment. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon wh...

Floridaman makes cocaine bacon. Lovely Butts goes wild. Kid kicked out of class for Hooters mask. 18.09.2020

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman has pound of cocaine on his bacon. Florida mom finds child sex doll modeled after her 8 yo daughter for sale on Amazon. Florida kid kicked out of class for wearing a Hooters mask. Florida woman names Lovely Butts poured bleach on a child. //Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deser...

Taco Bell sells wine? Want a robot to keep your lonely grandma company? 17.09.2020

Want a robot to keep your lonely grandma company? Taco Bell is now selling their own custom wine (Canada only). Transsexual Satanist Anarchist wins county sheriff nomination in New Hampshire. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon...

Airline sells flights to nowhere. Anti-groping device is popular and necessary in Japan. 16.09.2020

Anti-groping device sells out in Japan. 19 families buy 97 acres in Georgia for black people to live. Airlines introduces flights to nowhere. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird a...

Woman married a tree. Big breasted Jesus is offensive to many. Flat Earthers take a voyage. 15.09.2020

Big-Breasted Jesus causes a controversy in Iceland. Flat Earther couple from Italy tried to sail to the edge of the world and had to be rescued by a doctor. Mother of two married a tree celebrates their first wedding anniversary. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPOR...

Burglar Poops in the dishwasher! Laday sawed off her hand for insurance. No peeps this holiday year? 14.09.2020

More pandemic news: There will be mo marshmallow peeps for Halloween or Christmas this year. Woman who sawed off her own hand found guilty of fraud. Suspect broke into home, didn’t steal anything, took a poop in the dishwasher. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT...

Florida woman tests sex toy in middle of store. Alligator pool float mistaken for real alligator. 11.09.2020

FLORIDA FRIDAY- Florida woman arrested after testing a product in middle of a sex toy shop. High speed jet-ski chase leads to suspect arrest near mayor’s home. Deputy finds reported alligator in a storage shed was actually a pool float. Floridaman arrested after stealing neighbor’s mail in his underwear. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe y...

Boobies at the polls! There’s a monkey shortage. Dog DNA tracks owners who don’t clean up the poo. 10.09.2020

Dog DNA database tracks owners who don’t clean up their dog’s Poo in Naples. America is facing a monkey shortage as demand for COVID-19 research intensifies. Topless voter in New Hampshire shocks poll workers in a dispute over political clothing rule. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic...

Rusty moon! Bin Laden’s porn messages. The home that whiskey bought. 09.09.2020

The moon is rusting and Earth is to blame. Osama bin Laden his encrypted messages in porn videos according to new doc. Man sold 28 years of birthday whiskey to buy his first home. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'l...

Woman glued her vagina shut to frame her ex. Salon discriminated by asking to hire “happy” stylist. 08.09.2020

Hair salon removes job ad for “happy stylist “ because it discriminates against unhappy people. Ukraine airlines bans a woman who walked onto the wing to get some fresh air. Woman jailed after she glued her vagina shut in a bid to frame her ex. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. S...

Florida woman offers cop sex for an E-cigarette. Sign spinner robbed store he was spinning sign for. 04.09.2020

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Sign spinner steals $9000 worth of phones and electronics from the store he was spinning for. Florida teen offers police officer Oral sex in exchange for an E-cigarette. Floridaman arrested for cashing in a lottery scratch ticket at the same store he stole it from earlier that day. Floridaman used Coronavirus relief funds to buy a $700k boat. // Weird AF News is the only daily wei...

Pandemic sex should involve a mask and no kissing. Wife bites husband’s penis off over a rodent. 03.09.2020

Drone drops hundreds of bags of free marijuana from the sky in Tel Aviv. Canada top doctor says wear a mask while having sex and avoid kissing new people during pandemic. Wife bites off husband’s penis after he refuses to get rat out of their bedroom. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic...

Smartphone Walking has been banned. Pilots report a guy in a jetpack flying near their planes at LAX 02.09.2020

FBI investigate report of a guy in a jetpack flying near the planes as they land at LAX. New policy in New York town would allow police to accept sexual gratuities. Japanese city has banned Smartphone Walking. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Wei...

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